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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#54801
54 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

How does HWH avoid this if its allocated ahead of time for every O-lineman?

Because it's a standing opportunity for the offensive lineman room (scholarship OL that are academically eligible & in good standing - i.e. not suspended) at the University of Texas at Austin who opt in to the deal.  If you meet the eligibility criteria, you are able to opt in to the deal. 

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#54802
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

DaColdest staying frigid in the Midwest 

Gus Johnson is gonna have so much fun calling a Nebraska snow game with this guy in it

#54803
13 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I thought everybody on Surly makes $1MM+ per year and fucks 10’s all day long.  Am I missing something?

dude, the "Panhandle 4" is not a myth.  Someone on Surly hit that.  Wasn't me, I dont go for anything less than a Panhandle 6

#54804
5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Skinner not signing yet with Bama is interesting. I was also  told that billingsly was definitely in the plans in October so we shall see how this unfolds. Personally, I’d love to just go get the backup TE at Iowa or Wisconsin or something. We need a plus blocker there.

From my limited viewing of Billingsly, he is what Wiley dreams of being. He is a great receiving TE and is just not a fan of doing anything without the ball in his hands

#54805
Just now, Zhorn96 said:

dude, the "Panhandle 4" is not a myth.  Someone on Surly hit that.  Wasn't me, I dont go for anything less than a Panhandle 6

Your mom gives great panhandle 4s.

#54806
1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

I personally think DMO is the most over-rated player on the team. He is a really talented, but he is just not very good at LB. He constant falls for any kind of eye candy. He is good when he is kept clean and can see ball, chase ball, but honestly most LBs are pretty good in that scenario. He just doesnt do LB things well and is slow to recognize 

When he got injured and Ford/Ghenda and even Tilman getting snaps together was a breath of fresh air seeing LBs running through gaps (even if it were the wrong ones).

#54808
I thought everybody on Surly makes $1MM+ per year and fucks 10’s all day long.  Am I missing something?

Yes you are. We also all drive Black Raven Cadillac Escalades with the Sport Platinum package.
#54809
1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

When he got injured and Ford/Ghenda and even Tilman getting snaps together was a breath of fresh air seeing LBs running through gaps (even if it were the wrong ones).

Ford was the one LB that would go forward. I hate watching the LBs play zone blocking schemes. They hang back and wait for the RB to pick a hole, by that time the double has effectively eliminated the DT and the climbing OL can easily get in the LBs way. If you want to see excellent ILB play, watch Arkansas LBs destroy Texas zone blocking. So aggressive filling holes and making the DL correct. 

#54810
3 minutes ago, TexPx said:


Yes you are. We also all drive Black Raven Cadillac Escalades with the Sport Platinum package.

Those things are hideous. 

#54813
11 minutes ago, TexPx said:


Yes you are. We also all drive Black Raven Cadillac Escalades with the Sport Platinum package.

lol at your poors car.

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#54815
Just now, Mason Ramsey said:

I don't know about everyone else but man, I would LOVE to get Abor in February. We're heavily lacking elite pass rushers on campus right now.

No no not me. I don’t want to get another great player. 

#54816
Just now, Mason Ramsey said:

I don't know about everyone else but man, I would LOVE to get Abor in February. We're heavily lacking elite pass rushers on campus right now.

yes, i too would like to get the #38 overall composite recruit in the country

#54817
2 hours ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

Today's the day. Jesse Armstead. Best tackler I seened since Joe Montana.

 

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#54818
8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

but not a fucking one of us on this giant board is buying our liquor from a shack at the end of a dark road in rural Tennessee. You and I go to Spec’s or the like,

It would explain the quality of the posting on much of the football board. 

 

#54821
7 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

I don't know about everyone else but man, I would LOVE to get Abor in February. We're heavily lacking elite pass rushers on campus right now.

We’ll know by January 2nd according to Gerry and Bobby.

#54823
2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

We’ll know by January 2nd according to Gerry and Bobby.

Is he announcing at a game?

#54824
32 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did we give him decoldest shoulder?

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

Frost gets decoldest...

 

 

Hold the door for me please.

#54825
22 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

So aggressive filling holes and making the DL correct. 

Sounds like we should look for Baylor LBs in the portal. 

#54827
2 minutes ago, hobbs said:

Frost gets decoldest...

 

 

Hold the door for me please.

Imagine the NIL opportunities with gamers. We could have like a "DeColdest Dungeon" tourney

#54828
1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

DaColdest staying frigid in the Midwest 

 

Edited by Jive Turkey
the Beavis & Butthead version is funnier

#54829
54 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Agreed with this.  His decision is asinine and short sided.

Would you say that it's uphauling?

#54830

Is being handed a large stack of cash comparable to traveling to rural Harrisonville, or Glensboro, KY for the purpose of procuring some moonshine that was made in someone's bathtub?

#54831
8 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Is he announcing at a game?

That is sure what it sounded like on their latest podcast.  Who are the other finalists?  Anyone know?

#54832
11 minutes ago, hobbs said:

Frost gets decoldest...

 

 

Hold the door for me please.

No

#54833
5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

That is sure what it sounded like on their latest podcast.  Who are the other finalists?  Anyone know?

I thought he was solid to tosu.. which why i was surprised when Gerry started Wednesday morning off by saying watch for Arbor.

At one point he was a heavy ou lean, then tosu.  I think he did visit Bama and aggy.

Don't even think he visited Austin this fall or anything either.

#54834
25 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

No no not me. I don’t want to get another great player. 

 

24 minutes ago, NoName said:

yes, i too would like to get the #38 overall composite recruit in the country

 

21 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I don't know about everyone else, but I would love to get a blowjob from Kate Beckinsale. 

Hey, I might be misremembering, but I thought some people were saying he wasn't looking as good his senior year and that they weren't fans of us pushing for him. But I could be thinking of someone else.

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#54835
42 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Just to give everyone an idea of how bad this is. I went to the class calculator and with 8 players I got a score of 161.46 or the 75th rated class in 2019 (obviously a bit skewed, because other classes have lost players, but you get the idea). Not sure you could get less out of a #3 ranked class if you tried. 

Edited by Codaxx

#54837
50 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

dude, the "Panhandle 4" is not a myth.  Someone on Surly hit that.  Wasn't me, I dont go for anything less than a Panhandle 6

Does two Levelland 3s add up to a Panhandle 6?  And what’s the comparison to say a Rusk 7?

 

#54839
3 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Does two Levelland 3s add up to a Panhandle 6?  And what’s the comparison to say a Rusk 7?

 

Math is hard.  I figure a panhandle 6 has most of her teeth.  

#54841
8 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


They should just combine them so we only have one dogshit room

This is brilliant. And we should only recruit WR/LB hybrids for this room. Two-way players. We'd revolutionize the game... 

#54842
2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The WR room is dogshit, the linebacker room is dog shit.

It doesn't feel right grouping Worthy in with dog shit. Can he get his own BAMF room?

#54843
2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

This is brilliant. And we should only recruit WR/LB hybrids for this room. Two-way players. We'd revolutionize the game... 

problem with that is conditioning. Very few players can go both ways because of conditioning. It’s all about conditioning. 

#54844
15 minutes ago, elguapo said:

It doesn't feel right grouping Worthy in with dog shit. Can he get his own BAMF room?

He's Betty Childs in a room full of Omega Mu's.

Edited by South Austin

#54845
4 hours ago, hookemATL said:

His twin brothers DeWarmest and Dehumidest are the real prize. Look for them in 2025. 

What about his illegitimate half brother Dedumbest? I heard he is an Aggy lean.

#54846
4 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

problem with that is conditioning. Very few players can go both ways because of conditioning. It’s all about conditioning. 

NTTAWWT

#54847
29 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Does two Levelland 3s add up to a Panhandle 6?  And what’s the comparison to say a Rusk 7?

 

two Levelland 3s add up to Syphilis and child support. 

#54849
1 hour ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

god damn that is fucking terrible.  hard to fathom terrible even with a coaching staff transition.

and i would like a blowjob from margot robbie and alejandra guilmant please.

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