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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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This may have been posted in the football thread - I'm not gonna look because they don't talk about cheese and westerns over there - but the NYT is buying the Athletic. Not shocking I guess given media consolidation but holy fuck what an interesting move. $550MM
Since the NYT has moved on from real journalism to fairy tales, (and given the Althletics defense of aggy recruiting) makes perfect sense to me.
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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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So are we just leaving Lonesome Dove out because it's a miniseries or is it just a cult following and I have drunk the koolaid.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I loved it as a kid, but in hindsight, Emilio Esteves doesn’t exactly scream hardened weathered rider on the range. Dirty Steve and Lou Diamond Phillips still fuck though.

Lou Diamond Phillips is (or was) just a badass actor. Loved him in Young Guns. He was also great in Stand and Deliver and La Bamba. “Not my Ritchie!”

15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Lou Diamond Phillips is (or was) just a badass actor. Loved him in Young Guns. He was also great in Stand and Deliver and La Bamba. “Not my Ritchie!”

He also appreciated a good bone handle knife

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

Fort Apache

I just watched the 1:44 trailer on IMDb, and I think I saw a stuntman die at the 1:22 mark. 

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

So are we just leaving Lonesome Dove out because it's a miniseries or is it just a cult following and I have drunk the koolaid.

One of my tops. Got to go trail riding with Robert Duvall, meet cast, and be on set of the parts filmed around Del Rio.

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13 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I just watched the 1:44 trailer on IMDb, and I think I saw a stuntman die at the 1:22 mark. 

Damn!! Just watched. Sure beats the hell out of cgi.

36 minutes ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

One of my tops. Got to go trail riding with Robert Duvall, meet cast, and be on set of the parts filmed around Del Rio.

My wife and I were driving in the Driftwood area and saw the film crew (not filming, of course). Didn’t see anyone I recognized, but there was a black guy I assumed to be Danny Glover.

Not quite as cool as your story. 

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13 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

My wife and I were driving in the Driftwood area and saw the film crew (not filming, of course). Didn’t see anyone I recognized, but there was a black guy I assumed to be Danny Glover.

Not quite as cool as your story. 

Funny. My family moved to Driftwood/Wimberley after Del Rio. My big film debut was interrupting the opening well digging scene. I ran across in the background in a 80's neon pink tank top. They obviously had to cut and I got an ass chewing but hey, it made a memory. I remember Danny Glover being friendly, Tommy Lee serious and intimidating to a lil kid with that face and Santa beard. Robert Duvall was as cool and friendly as he comes off on screen. He gave us some nice art work of the movie for taking him trail riding.

Korean western. Not top 10 list material by any stretch. A tad long but was entertaining nonetheless.

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8 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

So are we just leaving Lonesome Dove out because it's a miniseries or is it just a cult following and I have drunk the koolaid.

If we're going to start adding series then The Mandalorian needs to be in the conversation 

Gotta get back on track.

Some of you bastards have some severe ADD/ADHD/stoopid.

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7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Lou Diamond Phillips is (or was) just a badass actor. Loved him in Young Guns. He was also great in Stand and Deliver and La Bamba. “Not my Ritchie!”

He was great in Longmire.

8 hours ago, ousux said:
22 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:
OK - apologize for the recruiting content/threadjack.  Aggy just hired Durkin to be their DC.  I get NIL/bagman/etc. controls, but how is it not easy to recruit against a guy who basically got fired for abusing players?

1.Because kids are dumb, 2. anything that happened more than 4 years ago may as well have happened in the cretaceous age, 3. aggy will endlessly pump up Durkin to be the greatest defensive mastermind of the 21st century. 4. See #1

Hopefully Durkin recruits against himself.  Some of those high end players they just bought are likely going to have issues being coached by him (on top of realizing they're stuck in College Station), so hopefully they'll become malcontents, openly talk about how much of an ass he is, and then portal out.  Short of that, if we get Patterson on staff, he can teach the other coaches/staff how to negatively recruit.  He's the expert at that it seems.

7 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

Fuck that Philippino.

He was born at Subic Bay as the son of a US military member serving there.

23 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Gotta get back on track.

Some of you bastards have some severe ADD/ADHD/stoopid.

 


I agree 100%.  Speaking of injustices, fucking Green Day is in the R&R Hall of Fame and Pat Benatar isn't.  It's a travesty.



 

Since we're turning into Rotten Tomatoes... Orgazmo for the double vaginal/double anal action and Tombstone for the western.

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39 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Gotta get back on track.

Some of you bastards have some severe ADD/ADHD/stoopid.

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18 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I agree 100%.  Speaking of injustices, fucking Green Day is in the R&R Hall of Fame and Pat Benatar isn't.  It's a travesty.



 

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17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I agree 100%.  Speaking of injustices, fucking Green Day is in the R&R Hall of Fame and Pat Benatar isn't.  It's a travesty.



 

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I think it was only a few years ago (give or take 10?) that I realized the guy that played Charley in Young Guns is the geek in 3 O'Clock High.

Casey Siemaszko

 

Hopefully Durkin recruits against himself.  Some of those high end players they just bought are likely going to have issues being coached by him (on top of realizing they're stuck in College Station), so hopefully they'll become malcontents, openly talk about how much of an ass he is, and then portal out.  Short of that, if we get Patterson on staff, he can teach the other coaches/staff how to negatively recruit.  He's the expert at that it seems.
Or worst case scenario, Durkin learned a few things along the way and cut out the bullshit that led to him being fired. The terps were actually a decent team when he was there.
1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If we're going to start adding series then The Mandalorian needs to be in the conversation 

Absolutely it does

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If we're going to start adding series then The Mandalorian needs to be in the conversation 
Watched ep1 of the Boba Fett series last night, seems promising. It feels old school SW without a lot of the campy bullshit George Lucas liked to slip in.
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1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

Gotta get back on track.

Some of you bastards have some severe ADD/ADHD/stoopid.

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Listen, I don't mind, I guess, if Kate Beckinsale starts taking a backseat in the recruiting threads to someone younger. That said, let's at least find a Texan or an American, preferably one that doesn't have a history in porn, without that trashed out massive tattoo. This broad is a plastic Russian mob pass around that's been railed more times than Amtrak. I could see OU's board adopting her, but she's a weak fit here. If we've got to go with porn chicks, there are still some hot ones from Texas that would work better.

7 hours ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

Funny. My family moved to Driftwood/Wimberley after Del Rio. My big film debut was interrupting the opening well digging scene. I ran across in the background in a 80's neon pink tank top. They obviously had to cut and I got an ass chewing but hey, it made a memory. I remember Danny Glover being friendly, Tommy Lee serious and intimidating to a lil kid with that face and Santa beard. Robert Duvall was as cool and friendly as he comes off on screen. He gave us some nice art work of the movie for taking him trail riding.

Username checks out, I guess, 

34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, I don't mind, I guess, if Kate Beckinsale starts taking a backseat in the recruiting threads to someone younger. That said, let's at least find a Texan or an American, preferably one that doesn't have a history in porn, without that trashed out massive tattoo. This broad is a plastic Russian mob pass around that's been railed more times than Amtrak. I could see OU's board adopting her, but she's a weak fit here. If we've got to go with porn chicks, there are still some hot ones from Texas that would work better.

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2 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

He was born at Subic Bay as the son of a US military member serving there.

His mother was also Filipina.

He graduated HS in Corpus. My HS health teacher had taught him down there. I thought that was cool.

47 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, I don't mind, I guess, if Kate Beckinsale starts taking a backseat in the recruiting threads to someone younger. That said, let's at least find a Texan or an American, preferably one that doesn't have a history in porn, without that trashed out massive tattoo. This broad is a plastic Russian mob pass around that's been railed more times than Amtrak. I could see OU's board adopting her, but she's a weak fit here. If we've got to go with porn chicks, there are still some hot ones from Texas that would work better.

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If we have to keep it to Texas women can I nominate Jessica Simpson in her prime

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

If we have to keep it to Texas women can I nominate Jessica Simpson in her prime

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54 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, I don't mind, I guess, if Kate Beckinsale starts taking a backseat in the recruiting threads to someone younger. That said, let's at least find a Texan or an American, preferably one that doesn't have a history in porn, without that trashed out massive tattoo. This broad is a plastic Russian mob pass around that's been railed more times than Amtrak. I could see OU's board adopting her, but she's a weak fit here. If we've got to go with porn chicks, there are still some hot ones from Texas that would work better.

Link? 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sexy Jessica Simpson GIF

If we have to keep it to Texas women can I nominate Jessica Simpson in her prime

But we all know she turned into this at some point. 

Jessica Simpson weighs in on fat jokes | Page Six

Now, I'd still smash that version with a quickness. But I feel like we could do better. 

55 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, I don't mind, I guess, if Kate Beckinsale starts taking a backseat in the recruiting threads to someone younger. That said, let's at least find a Texan or an American, preferably one that doesn't have a history in porn, without that trashed out massive tattoo. This broad is a plastic Russian mob pass around that's been railed more times than Amtrak. I could see OU's board adopting her, but she's a weak fit here. If we've got to go with porn chicks, there are still some hot ones from Texas that would work better.

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5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sexy Jessica Simpson GIF

If we have to keep it to Texas women can I nominate Jessica Simpson in her prime

Doesn't exactly solve the appeal to the youths/current producing content issue, does she?

Farrah?  If we are playing fast and loose with the rules and using past/best iterations. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Farrah?

Farrah Fawcett is your answer to "what should Kate Beckinsale's younger good luck charm replacement be"?

14 hours ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

Yeah. Sucks Acuna ain't what it once was. Grew up there as a youngerd. Been in the lower valley for the last 15 or so years. Reynosa, Progresso, Matamoros. Funny enough, ran into a couple of her primas. One had a prosthetic leg that was great for leverage and storage. Bought a nice Nacho Libre tricycle off the other.

Anyone remember the institutional fixture, Nancy, at Papagallos

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Farrah Fawcett is your answer to "what should Kate Beckinsale's younger good luck charm replacement be"?

This board just covered 50+ pages on the best westerns ever made. You're lucky a woman was nominated that was living in a period when it was okay to show a little ankle.

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Farrah Fawcett is your answer to "what should Kate Beckinsale's younger good luck charm replacement be"?

Fine we will go with Phylicia Rashad

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

In a past life, Rita...

 

Speaking of good movies. All-timer noir femme fatale (obviously).

21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Farrah?  If we are playing fast and loose with the rules and using past/best iterations. 

she ded. she got the butthole cancers.

3 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

she ded. she got the butthole cancers.

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