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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Y'all in here acting like ALF didn't happen. 

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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Best show ever. Not sure I would call it a movie, you loopy cunt.

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13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The Wire = Mad Men > The Sopranos >>> Breaking Bad

 

11 minutes ago, Scholz said:

You son of a bitch

Archer >>>>>

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Marion is just going to load up a chopper full of LOIs with return envelopes attached and take whichever of the first 3-4 come in each year and call it a day. 

If he is sending them to the right dudes only, and gets a few in the boat every year, that's successful.  

There are dudes who go to the bar and always leave with at least a 6, and there are dudes who sometimes leave with a 10 or a zero, or an occasional 2 when desperate.

To any of you still in this game, never leave with a 2...  You can call a 2 on a drunk night, but you can't leave the spot with one.

Having said that... 

I hope he's taking it more seriously than that... Although, part of me gets it. Give me the top dudes who want to be here and let's get on with it.

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The Wire = Mad Men > The Sopranos >>> Breaking Bad

I watched 3 or 4 seasons of Breaking Bad waiting for the shit to get great...

And one if my coworkers was all, "But did you see the uncle ring the bell?!?!?"

I need to rewatch Sopranos... I was too busy and didn't have HBO when it was airing, so I couldn't catch it consistently. Crazy show when you jump around... But in a good way...  Ducks, then Uncle Junior, then Meadow and Christopher fucking up...

 

F recruiting.

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9 minutes ago, Snacks said:

I watched 3 or 4 seasons of Breaking Bad waiting for the shit to get great...

And one if my coworkers was all, "But did you see the uncle ring the bell?!?!?"

I need to rewatch Sopranos... I was too busy and didn't have HBO when it was airing, so I couldn't catch it consistently. Crazy show when you jump around... But in a good way...  Ducks, then Uncle Junior, then Meadow and Christopher fucking up...

 

F recruiting.

You’ve had two all-time horrible takes in less than 48 hours. It’s genuinely impressive 

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

You’ve had two all-time horrible takes in less than 48 hours. It’s genuinely impressive 

I'm on season 4. 4 fucking seasons waiting for it to be anything other than miserable unlikeable people doing miserable unlikable things to each other with really annoying color filters on the camera. I wish I'd never committed to watching it, but at least I'm almost done.

The Wire, The Sopranos, those shows have characters you can actually get attached to.

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6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

You’ve had two all-time horrible takes in less than 48 hours. It’s genuinely impressive 

Breaking Bad is great but Skyler remains one of the worst characters ever in a TV show. 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm on season 4. 4 fucking seasons waiting for it to be anything other than miserable unlikeable people doing miserable unlikable things to each other with really annoying color filters on the camera. I wish I'd never committed to watching it, but at least I'm almost done.

The Wire, The Sopranos, those shows have characters you can actually get attached to.

Yea I mean half the plot is Whites development and how unlikeable he becomes. If you don’t get attached to Jesse idk what to tell you.

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The Wire = Mad Men > The Sopranos >>> Breaking Bad

All top shelf but your math is questionable. Grade-wise you can probably expect only a C but you’ll get one of those smiley face stickers from the teacher 

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

Breaking Bad is great but Skyler remains one of the worst characters ever in a TV show. 

Skyler vs Peggy Hill (god bless my wife), idk who I want to punch more.

5 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Breaking Bad is great but Skyler remains one of the worst characters ever in a TV show. 

Would

15 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

You’ve had two all-time horrible takes in less than 48 hours. It’s genuinely impressive 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

The Wire = Mad Men > The Sopranos >>> Breaking Bad

nothing is more on brand than you thinking fucking mad men is equal to the wire and better than breaking bad. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

nothing is more on brand than you thinking fucking mad men is equal to the wire and better than breaking bad. 

He is in advertising or something so makes sense I guess. Although I fucking hate medical shows besides Scrubs.

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

He is in advertising

makes sense. 

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

mad men was absolutely better than breaking bad.

lulz

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, I don't mind, I guess, if Kate Beckinsale starts taking a backseat in the recruiting threads to someone younger. That said, let's at least find a Texan or an American, preferably one that doesn't have a history in porn, without that trashed out massive tattoo. This broad is a plastic Russian mob pass around that's been railed more times than Amtrak. I could see OU's board adopting her, but she's a weak fit here. If we've got to go with porn chicks, there are still some hot ones from Texas that would work better.

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11 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

mad men was absolutely better than breaking bad.

I don't get the Mad Men love at all. Boring as fuck. 

All you fucks debating the merits of a bunch of shitty modern TV dramas that rely entirely on pathos in lieu of clever dialogue and cohesive plots need to go to Shakespeare at Winedale and learn about quality writing.  

5 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

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As I am a cultured man of taste, I would have no qualms with Melanie Laurent gifs posted more often... Or Lea Seydoux, or Marion Cotillard.  Yeah I might have a French actresses thing

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

The Wire = Mad Men > The Sopranos >>> Breaking Bad

The Sopranos >>> everything 

Then The Wire > Mad Men > Breaking Bad 

 

Where do y'all rank Bridgerton? Better than Mad Men, Breaking Bad, and The Wire? Somewhere in between?

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3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Where do y'all rank Bridgerton? Better than Mad Men, Breaking Bad, and The Wire? Somewhere in between?

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Emily in Paris? More like Emily in First Place of All Time Shows. 

39 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

All you fucks debating the merits of a bunch of shitty modern TV dramas that rely entirely on pathos in lieu of clever dialogue and cohesive plots need to go to Shakespeare at Winedale and learn about quality writing.  

Shut up nerd

I’m not sure there is a right answer to which is better between Deadwood, The Wire and The Sopranos. I think the right answer is, all of the above. That’s the holy trinity of television content. 

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I’m not sure there is a right answer to which is better between Deadwood, The Wire and The Sopranos. I think the right answer is, all of the above. That’s the holy trinity of television content. 

“It’s the learnin’ fuckin’ nothin’, Al, that keeps me young.”

2 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Peaky Blinders >>>

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The answer is Buffy, and then Firefly... now get back to recruiting. 

11 minutes ago, RabidM said:

The answer is Buffy, and then Firefly... now get back to recruiting. 

Firefly is awesome. Especially Season 2.

Breaking Bad is PrEsTiGe Tv for knuckle dragging troglodytes. Throw on your Oakleys and fire up another episode.

Long live The Wire, Sopranos, and Mad Men, the pinnacle triumvirate.

3 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

back to recruiting 

With the money being thrown at mathews by aggy and florida, I assume this will close the book on him to Texas?

If PK and company insist on playing safeties so deep, I don't see how ltg helps us. He doesn't cover a ton of ground, quickly for a safety.

Maybe if we deployed a safety closer to the line of scrimmage..

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1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

I don't get the Mad Men love at all. Boring as fuck. 

I got through two episodes and called it. Overrated series. 

Best show ever. Not sure I would call it a movie, you loopy cunt.
As much as I hate how this thread devolves into Westerns, chicken fried steak, and cat facts, and maybe my sarcasm meter is broken right now but there is literally a Deadwood movie, you loopy cunt lol

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2 hours ago, Snacks said:

I watched 3 or 4 seasons of Breaking Bad waiting for the shit to get great...

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4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Season 2 of the Wire happened.

Season 2 was good, season 5 was the weakest. It’s still better than Deadwood though.

 

4 hours ago, Texas Flood said:

fify

The journalist subplot was the worst of the series, it’s the only part of the show I dislike rewatching.

 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

The Wire = Mad Men > The Sopranos >>> Breaking Bad

I rewatched both The Wire and the Sopranos back when the pandemic first started. Both are all time greats, but I thought the Wire aged A LOT better.
 

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

I’m not sure there is a right answer to which is better between Deadwood, The Wire and The Sopranos. I think the right answer is, all of the above. That’s the holy trinity of television content. 

The right answer is the Wire

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

You’ve had two all-time horrible takes in less than 48 hours. It’s genuinely impressive 

I loved Breaking Bad, but if I’m recalling correctly, I think the first season got caught up in the writers strike, and as a result, it’s shorter and not that great. I was all in by season 2 though.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'm on season 4. 4 fucking seasons waiting for it to be anything other than miserable unlikeable people doing miserable unlikable things to each other 

Took me several seasons to get into it also, but by the end, I was addicted. It just got crazier and crazier. 

1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Emily in Paris? More like Emily in First Place of All Time Shows. 

I saw some tits on this last week if it helps. 

57 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Breaking Bad is PrEsTiGe Tv for knuckle dragging troglodytes. Throw on your Oakleys and fire up another episode.

Long live The Wire, Sopranos, and Mad Men, the pinnacle triumvirate.

This literally could be said about coked out finance bros who watch mad men with some Buffalo trace and jack off pretending they’re Draper. I like both though.

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