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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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7 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Somebody get Perkins an NIL deal with Torchys Tacos or Dell or some shit asap. 

Torchys taco of the month:  the Trans Am

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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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3 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Yes, Bay City.  Same HS as Richard Walton, Hart Lee Dykes and LaBradford Smith.

fuck  labradford. sob showed up in el campo one night in that lousville car and fucked all our hoes.  so fuck him 

4 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

fuck  labradford. sob showed up in el campo one night in that lousville car and fucked all our hoes.  so fuck him 

All the hoes?? Or just the 2 worth fuckin?

7 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

fuck  labradford. sob showed up in el campo one night in that lousville car and fucked all our hoes.  so fuck him 

Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

All the hoes?? Or just the 2 worth fuckin?

hey don’t underestimate the beauty of a blue eyed blond hair bohemian 

1 minute ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

hey don’t underestimate the beauty of a blue eyed blond hair bohemian 


wait, this is Louisville? 
 

she got both those blue eyes and you got yourself a deal
 

Just now, satyanash said:

Looks like HayesFawcett has some competition.

 

 

You forgot to tag @texifornia. HS twitter edits are basically fine art, wine, and cheese all rolled into one hobby. 

3 hours ago, Acropora said:

obligatory fuck the brocks

And CBS and China.  

2 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Is there a live feed for Devon Campbell?

 

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You forgot to tag @texifornia. HS twitter edits are basically fine art, wine, and cheese all rolled into one hobby. 

Honestly, he didn't add Hayes' signature wax figure filter, down-the-field shot of the stadium, and random picture of the team mascot, and for that I'm thankful.

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Edward G Robinson vs Charlton Heston. Who in the fuck would ever choose to back Robinson in that matchup?

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Honestly, he didn't add Hayes' signature wax figure filter, down-the-field shot of the stadium, and random picture of the team mascot, and for that I'm thankful.

You probably would have criticized Picasso for his overuse of blue. 

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

You probably would have criticized Picasso for his overuse of blue. 

 

 

And for cubism ... 

 

 

Might be time for me to retire from Surly. Thought NSD was tomorrow.

Season 7 Oops GIF by Workaholics

12 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

You probably would have criticized Picasso for his overuse of blue. 

C'mon Tex loves colors -- he's a huge fan of Van Gogh's yellow period....

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

C'mon Tex loves colors -- he's a huge fan of Van Gogh's yellow period....

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Yellow? Nah, gold.

Spoiler

Seriously, Klimt is my favorite artist

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Siap...

 

Best of luck to him except when playing us. He's handled what truly sucks with absolute class. 

22 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

This is just too awesome

He didn’t want to be part of Kelly’s fam-a-lee?

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He didn’t want to be part of Kelly’s fam-a-lee?

Old School...

 

24 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He didn’t want to be part of Kelly’s fam-a-lee?

I guess it is an improvement over him butt bumping his recruit while dancing....but who the hell keeps telling him this is a good idea???

5 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

I guess it is an improvement over him butt bumping his recruit while dancing....but who the hell keeps telling him this is a good idea???

the internet 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

*apart

* a part

1 hour ago, TexasRenegade said:

This is just too awesome

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2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Lol at the balloons (and dude’s pants next to him)
 

That's his HS color

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5 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

That's his HS color

Okay but hear me out... what if I forgot that?

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Okay but hear me out... what if I forgot that?

Well then in that case there's still a red balloon so...

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