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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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Lol he was the primary recruiter for the Brockermeyers. So if he goes, then they will have lost both the primary and secondary recruiters (Flood) and their OC.

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  • closetojumping
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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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9 minutes ago, Kanly said:

Lol he was the primary recruiter for the Brockermeyers. So if he goes, then they will have lost both the primary and secondary recruiters (Flood) and their OC.

Seems like Saban is the reason they're there, so I doubt they're too torn up about it

7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, for fucks sake I didn’t think it needed clarification. I don’t remember a rousing number of comments afterwords conflating me with his kid and needing correction. Sort of how I just laughed at the fucktards who accused him of being a midget when the chair he is sitting in is clearly visible. Isn’t this the board that spent a fortnight examining the curtains in an urban meyer hotel room? And before you even think to say “but the football board” I’d be quite sensitive to painting those mouth breathing, atavistic fuckheads as more observant than you or 995 in general.  

Sydney said "atavistic."

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27 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

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Tell me that fuckin doofus didn't wear that outfit to his own wedding 

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7 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Tell me that fuckin doofus didn't wear that outfit to his own wedding 

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15 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Tell me that fuckin doofus didn't wear that outfit to his own wedding 

Considering that is a picture of his own wedding...

7 minutes ago, Viper said:

Considering that is a picture of his own wedding...

Andy Williams wants his sweater back.  

28 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Tell me that fuckin doofus didn't wear that outfit to his own wedding 

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16 minutes ago, Viper said:

Considering that is a picture of his own wedding...

Fuuuuuuuck 

IT seems confident on Anderson, so what prompted all the aggy picks?  Did he give them a silent?

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

No you may not

FFS, that's gotta be Wells.  Now that Burton and Hamilton are there, how long before Wells gets voted off the island?

1 hour ago, TankedBevo said:

Tell me that fuckin doofus didn't wear that outfit to his own wedding 

Oh my, you missed the breakdown for the shoes and cart? Peak surly. 
 

* the consensus was he out kicked his coverage 

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So is that Westlake kid Klubnick the top QB target or Nick Ewers? 

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

So is that Westlake kid Klubnick the top QB target or Nick Ewers? 

Nope. Quinn Evers 

Aggies are recruiting at an unbelievable level right now, we need a big time player to slow some of this momentum

6 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Aggies are recruiting at an unbelievable level right now, we need a big time player to slow some of this momentum

That goober looking tackle they just got broke you huh?

Aggies are recruiting at an unbelievable level right now, we need a big time player to slow some of this momentum
Hunter Erb = meh
There's not gonna be any room for meat with all the bread they're taking.
45 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Found satya’s sock.

Did you run DNA analysis on the tears, blood, or semen to confirm?

47 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

That goober looking tackle they just got broke you huh?

lol yeah I guess, perception is reality to a lot of these recruits haha and perception is that they are killing it right now. no, im not jumping off a cliff or anything, but it would be helpful if guys would start to buying to sarks vision like jimbo is brainwashing kids to buy into his. Recruiting is about momentum and perception and im damn tired of A&M gettin dudes ever other day. 

8 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Did you run DNA analysis on the tears, blood, or semen to confirm?

All recovered from his keyboard 

Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

All recovered from his keyboard 

Ah, different sock....

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1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Aggies are recruiting at an unbelievable level right now, we need a big time player to slow some of this momentum

 

14 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

lol yeah I guess, perception is reality to a lot of these recruits haha and perception is that they are killing it right now. no, im not jumping off a cliff or anything, but it would be helpful if guys would start to buying to sarks vision like jimbo is brainwashing kids to buy into his. Recruiting is about momentum and perception and im damn tired of A&M gettin dudes ever other day. 

So y’all think this poster is more like sarvanaash than an aggie sock? Weren’t his first few posts also aggie-esque, then he got called on it and went away from it for a bit but now this? I mean, that last post is pure aggie. “I’m damn tired of A&M gettin dudes ever other day.” 

Right. I’m guessing there’s a theme for this guy. 

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

So y’all think this poster is more like sarvanaash than an aggie sock? Weren’t his first few posts also aggie-esque, then he got called on it and went away from it for a bit but now this? I mean, that last post is pure aggie. “I’m damn tired of A&M gettin dudes ever other day.” 

Right. I’m guessing there’s a theme for this guy. 

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14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

So y’all think this poster is more like sarvanaash than an aggie sock? Weren’t his first few posts also aggie-esque, then he got called on it and went away from it for a bit but now this? I mean, that last post is pure aggie. “I’m damn tired of A&M gettin dudes ever other day.” 

Right. I’m guessing there’s a theme for this guy. 

The last couple "realist" posters that were uncovered as as aggy socks used pretty much that exact same phrase.

Aggy got a good QB without a Texas re-offer and without an offer from Sark while he was at Alabama.  The OT,  Williams from Dickinson does not have an offer from Alabama reported on 247, so it is not certain that Sark re-offered him at Texas.  The other tackle, Erb was not offered by Texas.  Some of these every other day aggy dudes may not fit what Sark wants.  

lol yeah I guess, perception is reality to a lot of these recruits haha and perception is that they are killing it right now. no, im not jumping off a cliff or anything, but it would be helpful if guys would start to buying to sarks vision like jimbo is brainwashing kids to buy into his. Recruiting is about momentum and perception and im damn tired of A&M gettin dudes ever other day. 
They have two recruits in the last 3 days.

Before that, their last recruit was 1/21.

You're right, they're on quite the tear.
8 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Aggy got a good QB without a Texas re-offer and without an offer from Sark while he was at Alabama.  The OT,  Williams from Dickinson does not have an offer from Alabama reported on 247, so it is not certain that Sark re-offered him at Texas.  The other tackle, Erb was not offered by Texas.  Some of these every other day aggy dudes may not fit what Sark wants.  

And Green and Sylla were never coming to Texas.  Now flip it around and they'd take/want all 3 of our current 22' commits.

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52 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 like jimbo is brainwashing kids to buy into his. 

Jimbo is from West Virginia and is now an aggy.  He is not brainwashing, he is dipping them for lice.  

53 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

So y’all think this poster is more like sarvanaash than an aggie sock? Weren’t his first few posts also aggie-esque, then he got called on it and went away from it for a bit but now this? I mean, that last post is pure aggie. “I’m damn tired of A&M gettin dudes ever other day.” 

Right. I’m guessing there’s a theme for this guy. 

This captures my thoughts succinctly.  Dude is an aggy.

4 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

This captures my thoughts succinctly.  Dude is an aggy.

Do we neg nuke then?

6 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

This captures my thoughts succinctly.  Dude is an aggy.

Im definitely not a fucking aggy and im quite offended but oh well I will continue to follow the board and root for the Horns. This is what I get for being dramatic haha. Hook em. Im excited to see how Sark finishes the rest of his support staff, and look forward to seeing our recruiting take off. I am on this board all day everyday checking for updates and I've even contributed where I could. Im not whoever you think I am. 

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1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

lol yeah I guess, perception is reality to a lot of these recruits haha and perception is that they are killing it right now. no, im not jumping off a cliff or anything, but it would be helpful if guys would start to buying to sarks vision like jimbo is brainwashing kids to buy into his. Recruiting is about momentum and perception and im damn tired of A&M gettin dudes ever other day. 

yeah this was a dumbass post I deserve whatever comes my way, sorry men. 

1 minute ago, ShowMeALoss said:

This dude is definitely an Aggy.

If I'm about to get neg bombed then let this be my last post......Fuck jimbo, Fuck A&M, Fuck College Station, and Fuck the haters. All Gas, No Breaks all 2021. Hook Em. God Bless. 

17 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

yeah this was a dumbass post I deserve whatever comes my way, sorry men

Sounds like a general talking to his troops who are about to storm a farm and fuck every sheep in sight but they found a bunch of women and couldn’t get hard. Lol

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

If I'm about to get neg bombed then let this be my last post......Fuck jimbo, Fuck A&M, Fuck College Station, and Fuck the haters. All Gas, No Breaks all 2021. Hook Em. God Bless. 

You're trying too hard, which is working against you. A&M has just one more recruit than us at this early stage of '22 recruiting and yet you tried to make it seem like they were a recruiting juggernaut. Have you seen the 8 other schools ahead of them? Also, they haven't taken anyone that we covet, so why pretend to panic at their so-called momentum?

4 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

You're trying too hard, which is working against you. A&M has just one more recruit than us at this early stage of '22 recruiting and yet you tried to make it seem like they were a recruiting juggernaut. Have you seen the 8 other schools ahead of them? Also, they haven't taken anyone that we covet, so why pretend to panic at their so-called momentum?

I have seen a bunch of A&M guys commitments popping up on my twitter feed and I was dramatic and made an emotional post. You are right its nothing special but the few that they've had recently makes it seem like more.  I am trying hard because I really like it here and its fun but I also know how whenever y'all decide to cancel someone they are finished. I did not mean to make them sound like a juggernaut 

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2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

I have seen a bunch of A&M guys commitments popping up on my twitter feed and I was dramatic and made an emotional post. You are right its nothing special but the few that they've had recently makes it seem like more.  I am trying hard because I really like it here and its fun but I also know how whenever y'all decide to cancel someone they are finished. I did not mean to make them sound like a juggernaut 

Not sure if just dumb, or aggy. 

6 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

You're trying too hard, which is working against you. A&M has just one more recruit than us at this early stage of '22 recruiting and yet you tried to make it seem like they were a recruiting juggernaut. Have you seen the 8 other schools ahead of them? Also, they haven't taken anyone that we covet, so why pretend to panic at their so-called momentum?

Not to mention it was a 3 star o-lineman that we haven't even offered that set him off.

Just now, canadianhorn21 said:

Not to mention it was a 3 star o-lineman that we haven't even offered that set him off.

No I said it a couple of days before we landed Blue too about how we needed to start building some recruiting momentum. Im just a drama queen, I guess.

27 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

If I'm about to get neg bombed then let this be my last post......Fuck jimbo, Fuck A&M, Fuck College Station, and Fuck the haters. All Gas, No Breaks all 2021. Hook Em. God Bless. 

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Just now, Texas Flood said:

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lmaooo Marlo was wrong for that, thats how I feel right now

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