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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

There is no justification for pigfucking, yet you’re attempting the forum equivalent. 

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

There is no justification for pigfucking, yet you’re attempting the forum equivalent. 

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

There is no justification for pigfucking, yet you’re attempting the forum equivalent. 

Your eloquence immediately brought to mind this.

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6 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Your eloquence immediately brought to mind this.

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Man that is a widely unwatched piece of art. 

46 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Gonna be a good weekend folks! 

 

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21 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

hope this is better than your '21 season W/L scores on the pod this week.

Fuck, me too

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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You keep comparing yourself to Han Solo when we all know you as Jar Jar Binks. It’s bizarre. 

57 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Gonna be a good weekend folks! 

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38 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

hope this is better than your '21 season W/L scores on the pod this week.

Yeah immamac still trying to figure out how we get to 64 points.

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3 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Yeah immamac still trying to figure out how we get 64 points. 

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23 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Well this looks like All Gas No Brakes to me.  

I won't be too upset if Ewers doesn't come to UT.

He committed, he flipped, now he might flip again. Wouldn't be surprised if he enters the transfer portal if he does wind up coming here. Take the California kid and develop him. Everybody is slobbering over Ewers but he seems a bit of a head case. I'm not saying Ryan Leaf, but if Ewers wants to be a Longhorn then say it and commit to it. Otherwise, let's just move on. Imo. 

1 minute ago, Asithappens said:

I won't be too upset if Ewers doesn't come to UT.

He committed, he flipped, now he might flip again. Wouldn't be surprised if he enters the transfer portal if he does wind up coming here. Take the California kid and develop him. Everybody is slobbering over Ewers but he seems a bit of a head case. I'm not saying Ryan Leaf, but if Ewers wants to be a Longhorn then say it and commit to it. Otherwise, let's just move on. Imo. 

Negged.

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9 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

I won't be too upset if Ewers doesn't come to UT.

He committed, he flipped, now he might flip again. Wouldn't be surprised if he enters the transfer portal if he does wind up coming here. Take the California kid and develop him. Everybody is slobbering over Ewers but he seems a bit of a head case. I'm not saying Ryan Leaf, but if Ewers wants to be a Longhorn then say it and commit to it. Otherwise, let's just move on. Imo. 


This is how you fan delusion, folks. A good mixture of fake apathy sprinkled with the underhanded insult to a player’s mental evaluation who chooses not to come here. The only thing missing is the reference to the backup plan player being wildly underrated by the recruiting services. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

There is no justification for pigfucking, yet you’re attempting the forum equivalent. 

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10 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

I won't be too upset if Ewers doesn't come to UT.

He committed, he flipped, now he might flip again. Wouldn't be surprised if he enters the transfer portal if he does wind up coming here. Take the California kid and develop him. Everybody is slobbering over Ewers but he seems a bit of a head case. I'm not saying Ryan Leaf, but if Ewers wants to be a Longhorn then say it and commit to it. Otherwise, let's just move on. Imo. 

This is pretty stupid, and I’m all for taking a Murphy commitment. And I’m over the Ewers drama. But at the end of the day he is a texas fan, but he had legit concerns about playing for Tom Herman and a shitty locker room. So he’s basically the same as most of us but he’s a generational QB with an ass haircut. Let’s stop making up stupid narratives because he decommitted from Tom Herman. Unless you want to admit you’re a Ryan leaf flake level opioid  addict to the rest of us as well. In which case OK. 

20 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

I won't be too upset if Ewers doesn't come to UT.

He committed, he flipped, now he might flip again. Wouldn't be surprised if he enters the transfer portal if he does wind up coming here. Take the California kid and develop him. Everybody is slobbering over Ewers but he seems a bit of a head case. I'm not saying Ryan Leaf, but if Ewers wants to be a Longhorn then say it and commit to it. Otherwise, let's just move on. Imo. 

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So over on tos, there’s some chatter Sark told Ewers if Murphy commits, it’s over. If true, could force a flip this weekend if it’s going to happen. 

So over on tos, there’s some chatter Sark told Ewers if Murphy commits, it’s over. If true, could force a flip this weekend if it’s going to happen. 

Was that SalmonGlizzy666ThotSlob? Yeah he was just here. What happened to him?
10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

So much for the delaying till middle of next week. This staff can close. 

1 minute ago, nycHorn said:


Was that SalmonGlizzy666ThotSlob? Yeah he was just here. What happened to him?

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3 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

So over on tos, there’s some chatter Sark told Ewers if Murphy commits, it’s over. If true, could force a flip this weekend if it’s going to happen. 

That was fourth-hand info at best.

2 minutes ago, Okcool said:

So much for the delaying till middle of next week. This staff can close. 

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He’s not going to flip back.  He is actively recruiting kids to tOSU.  
 

I also have this feeling he probably regrets committing to tOSU so quick.  Sark is about to clean up on skill positions and it looks like Flood has us sitting real good with some elite OL.  I’d be willing to bet Texas ends up with a better offensive class compared to tOSU when it’s all said and done for 2022.  

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That was fourth-hand info at best.

Yeah they mentioned some FB post someone tweeted. Couldn’t find it. 

It’s imperative this staff gets Stewart on board.  We have been lacking elite speed in offense.  Fucking Herman’s obsession with bulking up WRs and recruiting big guys didn’t help.

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Yeah they mentioned some FB post someone tweeted. Couldn’t find it. 

This was the FB post referenced. Thanks for bringing this thread full circle.

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3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This was the FB post referenced. Thanks for bringing this thread full circle.

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How do we neg bomb facebook?

9 minutes ago, victory88 said:

It’s imperative this staff gets Stewart on board.  We have been lacking elite speed in offense.  Fucking Herman’s obsession with bulking up WRs and recruiting big guys didn’t help.

If pure speed is your concern, Thompson's the one you really want.

19 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

So over on tos, there’s some chatter Sark told Ewers if Murphy commits, it’s over. If true, could force a flip this weekend if it’s going to happen. 

Which other site are you referencing?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

If pure speed is your concern, Thompson's the one you really want.

 

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Another thing: get the "TOS" lingo out of here. This isn't a paysite, there are no moderators' egos to stroke here. We are a surly band of assholes who will crib info from all websites without prejudice.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Another thing: get the "TOS" lingo out of here. This isn't a paysite, there are no moderators' egos to stroke here. We are a surly band of assholes who will crib info from all websites without prejudice.

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Which other site are you referencing?

Shaggy. Badmofo's hearing voices again

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Another thing: get the "TOS" lingo out of here. This isn't a paysite, there are no moderators' egos to stroke here. We are a surly band of assholes who will crib info from all websites without prejudice.

I do believe the bot has been engineered to perfection. I’m now thankful for its extended vacation.

1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Your eloquence immediately brought to mind this.

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Outstanding movie. Well played. 

Just now, texifornia said:

If pure speed is your concern, Thompson's the one you really want.

Yes, I do!  He reminds me of D’anthony Thomas from his hudl film.  
 

A WR class of Winfield, Stewart, Thompson, Coleman, and the possession WR from Cali would be fucking sick.  I don’t know if we get more than 3 from that list but let’s see sark work his magic.

Last I checked the 22effect tweets came from Joseph, Gideon, Milwee, Drayton & Banks late yesterday. Didn’t see one from Flood. Safe to assume possible commitment(s) and/or flip this weekend from Murphy, Anderson, Hullaby and Ewers? Johnson is obviously a given. No OL or is Flood just all business?

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