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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Another thing: get the "TOS" lingo out of here. This isn't a paysite, there are no moderators' egos to stroke here. We are a surly band of assholes who will crib info from all websites without prejudice.

 

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Just now, Okcool said:

Last I checked the 22effect tweets came from Joseph, Gideon, Milwee, Drayton & Banks late yesterday. Didn’t see one from Flood. Safe to assume possible commitment(s) and/or flip this weekend from Murphy, Anderson, Hullaby and Ewers? Johnson is obviously a given. No OL or is Flood just all business?

Trevell Johnson is committing today but I haven't seen anything from Choate. Then again, Choate doesn't appear to be one for tweeting.

https://twitter.com/CoachChoateUT

 

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This was the FB post referenced. Thanks for bringing this thread full circle.

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Oh for fucks sake. 

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Which other site are you referencing?

It was on IT but it’s bullshit. 

3 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Stewart is fluid

But what's his situation?

But what's his situation?
He sent photos to@F250 ready to commit but so far f250 has provided multiple excuses on their date. We are all waiting.
54 minutes ago, Machinator said:

We are a surly band of assholes who will crib info from all websites without prejudice.

except OB, because OB sucks

Just now, satyanash said:

except OB, because OB sucks

Dude, he said “info”

OB need not apply 

55 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I do believe the bot has been engineered to perfection. I’m now thankful for its extended vacation.


like all heroes, he appeared when we need him the most.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Another thing: get the "TOS" lingo out of here. This isn't a paysite, there are no moderators' egos to stroke here. We are a surly band of assholes who will crib info from all websites without prejudice.

You kidding?  @immamac is a huge pre Madonna 

1 hour ago, Asithappens said:

I won't be too upset if Ewers doesn't come to UT.

He committed, he flipped, now he might flip again. Wouldn't be surprised if he enters the transfer portal if he does wind up coming here. Take the California kid and develop him. Everybody is slobbering over Ewers but he seems a bit of a head case. I'm not saying Ryan Leaf, but if Ewers wants to be a Longhorn then say it and commit to it. Otherwise, let's just move on. Imo. 

Reads like something you'd find on Texags

13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

You kidding?  @immamac is a huge pre Madonna 

Side effect of eating too many McRibs.

14 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Reads like something you'd find on texFags

 

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^ that joke isn’t funny.  Fuck off with that shit.

4 minutes ago, victory88 said:

^ that joke isn’t funny.  Fuck off with that shit.

You’re right. Inexcusable. Let my disdain for looch cloud my better judgment. My apologies for offending anyone. 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Damn Evan's got some quicks...  🤘

Let's say Banks commits soon to the good guys, knock on wood. That would be the top RB and top OT in the state, both from Greater Houston. Perhaps the Aggy Houston recruiting dominance predictions were exaggerated? 

But at the end of the day he is a texas fan, but he had legit concerns about playing for Tom Herman and a shitty locker room. So he’s basically the same as most of us


This is pretty much it. The only proper take.
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3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Let's say Banks commits soon to the good guys, knock on wood. That would be the top RB and top OT in the state, both from Greater Houston. Perhaps the Aggy Houston recruiting dominance predictions were exaggerated? 

Perhaps the UT staff is doing a good job of slowing ATM momentum. That’s your perhaps, so let’s not revise history. They’ve got several terrific commitments from Houston and almost landed 4 more over a weekend, including Banks. But this is recruiting and Texas eventually showed up as a full staff and did work. 

Or, fuck it, write your own narrative. I guess I don’t really give a shit. 

He’s not going to flip back.  He is actively recruiting kids to tOSU.  
 



This is the same poor take that keeps being repeated. OF COURSE he’s recruiting for tOSU, that’s where he’s committed to. He was recruiting for Texas before he decommitted. Milroe was recruiting for Texas before he decommitted. Kids recruit for where they’re committed to.

He’s not going to come to a decision to flip back to Texas, but stop because, “oh fuck nevermind I’m recruiting for tOSU darn.”

Does he flip? I’d say doubtful, with a chance, but him recruiting for the school he’s committed to has zero bearing on it.
3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 They’ve got several terrific commitments from Houston and almost landed 4 more over a weekend, including Banks. 

So I take it aggy did not lose 4 commits, they just ran out of weekend.  

4 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

 


This is the same poor take that keeps being repeated. OF COURSE he’s recruiting for tOSU, that’s where he’s committed to. He was recruiting for Texas before he decommitted. Milroe was recruiting for Texas before he decommitted. Kids recruit for where they’re committed to.

He’s not going to come to a decision to flip back to Texas, but stop because, “oh fuck nevermind I’m recruiting for tOSU darn.”

Does he flip? I’d say doubtful, with a chance, but him recruiting for the school he’s committed to has zero bearing on it.

 

Milroe was recruiting for Texas before Yurcich ghosted him. When he was close to decomitting the recruiting to Texas absolutely slowed down. 

Perhaps the UT staff is doing a good job of slowing ATM momentum. That’s your perhaps, so let’s not revise history. They’ve got several terrific commitments from Houston and almost landed 4 more over a weekend, including Banks. But this is recruiting and Texas eventually showed up as a full staff and did work. 
Or, fuck it, write your own narrative. I guess I don’t really give a shit. 

Pulling in Bryce Anderson would add to the “upping our Greater Houston (extended East) game” narrative. Although I’m not sure about their recent recruiting successes in the Golden Triangle, and just generally speaking...the Aggy is thick over here
1 hour ago, victory88 said:

Yes, I do!  He reminds me of D’anthony Thomas from his hudl film.  
 

A WR class of Winfield, Stewart, Thompson, Coleman, and the possession WR from Cali would be fucking sick.  I don’t know if we get more than 3 from that list but let’s see sark work his magic.

I think Stewart is similar to Waddle 

Just now, Fud said:

I think Stewart is similar to Waddle 

both will be Longhorns?

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:


Pulling in Bryce Anderson would add to the “upping our Greater Houston (extended East) game” narrative. Although I’m not sure about their recent recruiting successes in the Golden Triangle, and just generally speaking...the Aggy is thick over here

Aggy has certainly pulled some good players out the Triangle, but it's given them fits. I'd say it's more reliably Texas or LSU. 

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

I think Stewart is similar to Waddle 

So he'll commit to Bama and tell Surly posters he's transferring to Texas for 3 years? 

17 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So I take it aggy did not lose 4 commits, they just ran out of weekend.  

Those guys are going to miss out on at least 2 vicarious Alabama championships

Whenever I read about aggy this or aggy that, I go to youtube and watch a replay of The Kick. Never gets old and I always get goose bumps no matter how often I've seen it. And even aggy knows what Kick I'm talking about. 

Milroe was recruiting for Texas before Yurcich ghosted him. When he was close to decomitting the recruiting to Texas absolutely slowed down. 

We all know the story. Doesn’t change the details, and only further proves my point. There are too many factors that go into keeping a player committed. Whether they help recruit for you or not is immaterial IMO. Players who help recruit for schools flip every year.
13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

I get that this kid is a good prospect and we want him, but these kinds of comments from the media after the guy is running half speed against air on a 20 yard field always makes me chuckle

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Do work Bo Davis

Shit job pigskin graphics. Never f with the ratio of the longhorn

Hopefully the news will make us jump. 
 

Tip your waitresses. 

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9 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Hopefully the news will make us jump. 
 

Tip your waitresses. 

 

On 1/21/2021 at 10:14 AM, TommyGufano said:

 

🎵Kris Ross'll make ya... 

 

On 1/27/2021 at 9:30 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Kris Ross’ll make ya...

Alright. Let's retire this one. It was fucking lame the first time I did it

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