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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Perhaps the UT staff is doing a good job of slowing ATM momentum. That’s your perhaps, so let’s not revise history. They’ve got several terrific commitments from Houston and almost landed 4 more over a weekend, including Banks. But this is recruiting and Texas eventually showed up as a full staff and did work. 

Or, fuck it, write your own narrative. I guess I don’t really give a shit. 

 

Glad you said this because in my narrative all of the commits we want commit to us this weekend and then Kate Beckinsale shows up at my front door with a bunch of sex toys that she needs help understanding just after a certain micro brewery delivery truck breaks down in front of my house. 

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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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27 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

So where should this guy be ranked?

Just now, Bevo14 said:

So where should this guy be ranked?

Offer list seems like high 3 star but also may just be a late-comer to the scene with more to come. That's all I got

2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Offer list seems like high 3 star but also may just be a late-comer to the scene with more to come. That's all I got

IT has him 30th in the state in a loaded in-state class 

8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Glad you said this because in my narrative all of the commits we want commit to us this weekend and then Kate Beckinsale shows up at my front door with a bunch of sex toys that she needs help understanding just after a certain micro brewery delivery truck breaks down in front of my house. 

Get her cleaned up first.

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14 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

 

Alright. Let's retire this one. It was fucking lame the first time I did it

I don’t think you understand how hard it is to make a joke about how this commitment is like sailing that takes me away. 

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12 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

So where should this guy be ranked?

ESPN has him a 4* (outside of 300) and Rivals has him #51 in-state at 5.7 rating (highest 3*).  No ranking from 247 is why we don't see a composite yet.  Should be ranked Wednesday when they update this class.  I'm thinking they'll have him a 90 outside of the top 247 IMO.

18 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

So where should this guy be ranked?

Between the moon and New York City.  

Pls bring Harris too. Thx

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Mike Roach says he likes where Texas stands with Ross. Nahlin sounds optimistic, too.

Between the moon and New York City.  



I know it’s crazy, but it’s true.
1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Mike Roach says he likes where Texas stands with Ross. Nahlin sounds optimistic, too.

Does Roach understand that he's able to emphasize this with a CB

 

Does Roach know what a CB is

3 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Does Roach understand that he's able to emphasize this with a CB

 

Does Roach know what a CB is

The only thing Roach understands is a chain restaurant hamburger. 

6 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Does Roach understand that he's able to emphasize this with a CB

 

Does Roach know what a CB is

 

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Does Roach understand that he's able to emphasize this with a CB
 
Does Roach know what a CB is



Roach will put in a CB with a confidence of 4 two days after signing day.
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@immamac should add a plug-in that lets us make our own predictions on this board. We should take a stab at predicting the class, at least. 

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Roach will put in a CB with a confidence of 4 two years after he retires from the NFL.

 

 

 

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"Things seem to be heating up for Michael Huff. I'm close to putting in a CB for the 'do everything' defensive back."

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I was resigned to a top 10 class but I’m really starting to think we’re gonna blow this motherfucker out. 
 

speaking of prolapsed anuses who was the dumb motherfucker who insisted that 2021 didn’t count and that 2022 was Sark’s transition class? Because we should mock that poster weekly for the rest of our lives. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I was resigned to a top 10 class but I’m really starting to think we’re gonna blow this motherfucker out. 
 

speaking of prolapsed anuses who was the dumb motherfucker who insisted that 2021 didn’t count and that 2022 was Sark’s transition class? Because we should mock that poster weekly for the rest of our lives. 

If 2022 will be the transition class I can't wait to see what 2023 will be like.

22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The only thing Roach understands is a chain restaurant hamburger. 

I'm not sure he knows they can come without double cheese and bacon, sir.

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

@immamac should add a plug-in that lets us stab other posters in the face 

 

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

This probably wouldn’t be good for my health. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

This probably wouldn’t be good for my health. 

the shining heres johnny GIF

28 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

@immamac should add a plug-in that lets us make our own predictions on this board. We should take a stab at predicting the class, at least. 

Open invite for anyone who wants to predict the class on the podcast. I’m tired of embarrassing myself with predictions...although that won’t stop me

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Open invite for anyone who wants to predict the class on the podcast. I’m tired of embarrassing myself with predictions...although that won’t stop me

Predict the class? Well we know Mike Roach will never join your podcast. 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Does Drayton actually recruit these days? It seems like Harris is the one that most recruits report having contact with.

7 minutes ago, Kanly said:

Does Drayton actually recruit these days? It seems like Harris is the one that most recruits report having contact with.

I mean he did just land the #4 RB in the country this month.

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Damn Milroe just decommitted again.

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2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Damn Milroe just decommitted again.

Where are you seeing this?

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Where are you seeing this?

it's a joke

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