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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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So he committed a few weeks ago? Quinn has known for a while that he’s out.

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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Per Roach, Murphy has pushed his visit back to February 26-28, for obvious reasons.

39 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Seems like this kid has been pretty openly positive about us recently. 

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Roach appears to be completely oblivious to the Kevin Coleman connection but he just posted this:

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I’m told Murphy will be pivotal in the recruitment of Mater Dei WR CJ Williams along with elite wide receiver Tetairoa McMillan. One other name I heard he’s close with is St. John Bosco OL Earnest Green.

 

Thats cause Coleman won't need to be recruited since hes already a silent commit

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Per Roach, Murphy has pushed his visit back to February 26-28, for obvious reasons.

He's obviously already rethinking his decision. /Satya

Nice thing about signing a project QB like Murphy is no pressure to get him on the field ASAP to avoid losing him to the portal.

13 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

RGB and imma should invite $9.95ers to come on the podcast. I wonder if any of them would do it. I guess their employers might not allow it, but I think it would be good publicity for them. It might also expose some folks. 

I welcome all 995ers on the pod. Ketch is my white whale...literally

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I welcome all 995ers on the pod. Ketch is my white whale...literally

Can the podcast take out a line of credit to buy enough pluckers to make it happen?

18 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

So he committed a few weeks ago? Quinn has known for a while that he’s out.

It may have even coincided with Quinn's posting of that deer with the OSU hat.

58 minutes ago, Beef said:

More please.

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I was resigned to a top 10 class but I’m really starting to think we’re gonna blow this motherfucker out. 
 
speaking of prolapsed anuses who was the dumb motherfucker who insisted that 2021 didn’t count and that 2022 was Sark’s transition class? Because we should mock that poster weekly for the rest of our lives. 

If Texas is good enough to get to the B12 title this year and looks good on offense in the process, this certainly has the potential to be the kind of stupid good offensive class OU has been pulling in the past couple years.
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38 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Roach appears to be completely oblivious to the Kevin Coleman connection but he just posted this:

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I’m told Murphy will be pivotal in the recruitment of Mater Dei WR CJ Williams along with elite wide receiver Tetairoa McMillan. One other name I heard he’s close with is St. John Bosco OL Earnest Green.

 

Earnest Greene

Guys... we're screwed. Apparently the qb commit that threw the ball 74yds as a sophomore has a noodle arm and throws like girl...

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5 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Did someone else commit? Or did he just wake up from his nap and hear about Maalik. 

Yes and yes.

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3 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Guys... we're screwed. Apparently the qb commit that threw the ball 74yds as a sophomore has a noodle arm and throws like girl...

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Guess this guy missed the video of our newest (QB) commit tossing the ball 74 yards?

So that’s 2 today. 
gangbang is in full motion. 

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Guess this guy missed the video of our newest (QB) commit tossing the ball 74 yards?

Yes but his hair is kinda long, so you know...

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

This class is going to kick ass.

It’s going to kick elbows too

12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Guess this guy missed the video of our newest (QB) commit tossing the ball 74 yards?

Also - this makes me think of the time Haynes King tried to throw the Hail Mary in the all-star game and struggled to get the ball 40 yards downfield.

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6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Also - this makes me think of the time Haynes King tried to throw the Hail Mary in the all-star game and struggled to get the ball 40 yards downfield.

Wasn't that a regular season game against John Tyler that got intercepted at the 10 by Crawford?

I’m happy with Murphy in this class, mostly because Sark is the coach. But I don’t care who you are, if you haven’t started on varsity you’re not a five-star. I don’t give a shit about rating kids based on potential and I’m going to continue to hope that Ewers reconsiders. 

All that said, All Gas No Brakes.

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9 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

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With those narrow hips She’s only going to be able to have five kids. 

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5 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Listen I’m happy with Murphy in this class, mostly because Sark is the coach. But I don’t care who you are, if you haven’t started on varsity you’re not a five-star. I don’t give a shit about rating kids based on potential and I’m going to continue to hope that Ewers reconsiders.

All that said, All Gas No Brakes.

Motherfucker there is a time and place for this kind of take. And that time is tomorrow.

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