October 18, 20187 yr 27 minutes ago, Napoleon said: So these brothers are in 9th Grade? I guess that you have to get in early if they're out of state. #1stPage I JUST LOOKED THEM UP... They're basketball players, not football players. Hah! Shows ya how much I'm paying attention to the '22s at this point.
January 19, 20196 yr https://www.hudl.com/video/3/11296997/5bd6309a90f9930c8cc379d7 https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2022/kaden-saunders-234343
January 19, 20196 yr Author Hahahaha. This fucking thread title. I forgot about it. It makes me laugh every time. Ridiculous.
January 19, 20196 yr So where doth the Hermancipation lie? Is it in the firing or in retention? Have we answered that question yet?
January 20, 20196 yr Wasnt it another drunk coachkiss special?Every post I make is a drunk coachkiss special
January 20, 20196 yr Thats easy to believe, and not just because youre quoting a post from 3 months ago.
January 27, 20196 yr It's obviously very early, but here are some players in Texas who made the MaxPreps Freshman All-American Team. First Team Isaiah Broadway, RB, Hebron https://247sports.com/Player/Isaiah-Broadway-46056651/ Second Team Kameron Dewberry, OT, Atascosita https://247sports.com/Player/Kam-Dewberry-46056698/ Walker Polk, ILB, Coppell https://247sports.com/Player/Walker-Polk-46058064/ Cristian Driver, S, Argyle Liberty Christian https://247sports.com/Player/Cristian-Driver-46076802/
February 1, 20196 yr TFB: https://texas.thefootballbrainiacs.com/2019/02/open-post-weekend-february-1st-3rd/ Quote 2022 QB Quinn Ewers – (Southlake, Texas) Being a 2022 grad, it’s safe to store this name away for the time being, but when it comes back around, it will be a big one. Ewers has picked up offers from Michigan and Arkansas this week alone, after being offered by Ohio State in June. Though he did not get a chance to speak with Herman, Ewers said he expects to camp with the Longhorns this summer and I fully expect there to be big interest from the Longhorns.
February 5, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said: Jake Smith has a brother Does Bru have a younger brother?
February 5, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said: Jake Smith has a brother There's always a brother. Sometimes.
February 5, 20196 yr Hornteenth will be celebrated each year on the anniversary of the Hermancipation Proclamation reaching collie station...
February 13, 20196 yr Mike Roach reporting that QB Quinn Ewers from Southlake Carroll is attending Junior Day this weekend.
February 15, 20196 yr IT on the two visitors: QB Quinn Ewers, Carroll (Southlake, TX): The rising prospect under Riley Dodge has a big arm. Coach Herman recently saw him and he's got his eye on this budding sophomore-to-be. Already holds Michigan and Ohio State offers. DT Jaydon Wannstedt, Lutheran of St. Charles County (St. Peters, MO): No mustache, disappointingly.
February 15, 20196 yr TFB on Wannstedt: https://texas.thefootballbrainiacs.com/2019/02/open-post-weekend-february-15th-17th/ Quote *** 2022 DT Jaydon Wannstedt (Lutheran Of St Charles – St. Louis, MO) – Another St. Louis boy headed on down to Austin. When you are 6’2″ 285-pounds and can squat 600 pounds as a freshmen, schools like Texas will open their doors.
February 16, 20196 yr https://247sports.com/Player/Bryce-Anderson-46058493/ Was on campus today, apparently.
February 17, 20196 yr Holy fucking shit. I cannot believe some rube started a thread with this shitty title.
February 17, 20196 yr 16 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: Holy fucking shit. I cannot believe some rube started a thread with this shitty title. You should've seen the old title
February 17, 20196 yr When do we start the 2023 thread? Should probably start crowdsourcing thread names so we don’t get stuck with something like this...
February 17, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, RGBIII said: When do we start the 2023 thread? Should probably start crowdsourcing thread names so we don’t get stuck with something like this... Traditionally there aren't cute names for the Texas recruiting threads, but @closetojumping just haaaaad to be special
February 17, 20196 yr Author Just now, texifornia said: Traditionally there aren't cute names for the Texas recruiting threads, but @closetojumping just haaaaad to be special coachkiss started the 2022 thread about UT and sister fucking or some shit. Much wailing and gnashing of teeth ensued from entitled posters who weren’t going to do anything to fix it, but were going to bawl all over the thread. So I created this one. And the fact that you dickheads are upset about it makes it funny. Paraphrasing John Mackovic here, you guys certainly lived with “Strangers with Candi” and “The only tail getting busted is Candi’s” from me, so now you can live with “The Hermancipation is Nigh”. Or start a boring one. We’ve got years. I don’t give a fuck if you feel the need.
February 17, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, closetojumping said: coachkiss started the 2022 thread about UT and sister fucking or some shit. Much wailing and gnashing of teeth ensued from entitled posters who weren’t going to do anything to fix it, but were going to bawl all over the thread. So I created this one. And the fact that you dickheads are upset about it makes it funny. Paraphrasing John Mackovic here, you guys certainly lived with “Strangers with Candi” and “The only tail getting busted is Candi’s” from me, so now you can live with “The Hermancipation is Nigh”. Or start a boring one. We’ve got years. I don’t give a fuck if you feel the need. I don't care at all either way, just messing with you a bit. aggy and OU always getting joke titles makes sense at a spiritual level. Edited February 17, 20196 yr by texifornia
February 17, 20196 yr 13 minutes ago, RGBIII said: When do we start the 2023 thread? Should probably start crowdsourcing thread names so we don’t get stuck with something like this... You can never go wrong with "go fuck yourself bitch." I might need to get a t-shirt with that on it.
February 17, 20196 yr I personally like the thread title. I am fully aligned and await the Hermancipation.
February 17, 20196 yr You can never go wrong with "go fuck yourself bitch." I might need to get a t-shirt with that on it.Texas Recruiting Notes 2023 - Play #8 All Over the StateSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
February 26, 20196 yr Oldish tweet but didn't get posted here: https://247sports.com/Player/Bear-Alexander-46076651/ Picked up Florida today
February 26, 20196 yr From UA Camp KEITHIAN "BEAR" ALEXANDER Only a freshman, 2022 defensive tackle Keithian Alexander lived up to his nickname "Bear." The 6-foot-3, 320-pounder was a force on the interior during 1-on-1's against older offensive line competition. He showed encouraging quickness at the snap and didn't just bull rush, which is frowned upon in these camp settings. He beat his opponents with quickness and nuance that makes him quite the promising 2022 defensive tackle. Alexander got his first Power Five offer in late January from Oklahoma State.
February 28, 20196 yr 26 minutes ago, Machinator said: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/11042389/5c22adacb534c30930ec23e4 He is going to be a good one. Good size, needs to add some weight but no doubt will do so in due time. Speed all day long. Plays Rover / NB rn for LT but will probably play Will later on. Freshmen do not play on varsity at LT. This one did. He is definitely one to watch.
February 28, 20196 yr 20 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said: He is going to be a good one. Good size, needs to add some weight but no doubt will do so in due time. Speed all day long. Plays Rover / NB rn for LT but will probably play Will later on. Freshmen do not play on varsity at LT. This one did. He is definitely one to watch. Having another Derrick Johnson playing LB at Texas wouldn't suck.
March 1, 20196 yr On 2/25/2019 at 7:01 PM, maninblack said: From UA Camp KEITHIAN "BEAR" ALEXANDER Only a freshman, 2022 defensive tackle Keithian Alexander lived up to his nickname "Bear." The 6-foot-3, 320-pounder was a force on the interior during 1-on-1's against older offensive line competition. He showed encouraging quickness at the snap and didn't just bull rush, which is frowned upon in these camp settings. He beat his opponents with quickness and nuance that makes him quite the promising 2022 defensive tackle. Alexander got his first Power Five offer in late January from Oklahoma State. Aggy has already offered this kid.
March 1, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Aggy has already offered this kid. Also, adding to this, aggy already has 13 offers out to 2022 recruits.
March 1, 20196 yr 15 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Also, adding to this, aggy already has 13 offers out to 2022 recruits. Probably more like "offers", but I don't blame them.
March 5, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Machinator said: Big deal. Remember this kid? Are we recruiting him?
March 5, 20196 yr Also in searching for that little kid's photo, I found out that Jonathan Lipnicki (aka the "human head weighs eight pounds" kid from Jerry Maguire): Grew up and got jacked out of his mind, too:
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