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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He was like a recruiter on the field.

Really brought his lunch pale to the recruits house

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3 minutes ago, pacman said:

Really brought his lunch pale to the recruits house

Got all the bags lined up every campus visit

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1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Gideon is going to be a plus recruiter. 

Grand Slam hire 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Grand Slam hire 

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7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

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4 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Where did you go to high school?  I think Gabe tried to pick a fight in every pickup game he played in at the Y.  One of the more unlikeable people I've ever met.

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You think gabe muoneke has spent the last 20 years picking fights with other engineers at work?

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2 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

 That shit worked 73% of the time in the 80s.  But it wasn’t Catholics, it was baptist freshman chicks at baylor.   

was going to say, thought that it was Baptist girls who would fall for the "do anal so Jesus wont be mad at you" argument

4 minutes ago, maninblack said:

 

Added USC

 

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How can I can I trust these if they change them. I need to be able to respect their decisions. 

Gideon is dropping some knowledge on those recruits.  

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who are the lions, the crowns,  and which dogs?

Look at the Fawcett edit and use your brain

Huh. That’s....unexpected 

I’d also add, it sure seems like whenever that guy does the edit, we rarely end up with the recruit. 

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Also lol does Wiltfong look waaaay the fuck out of the loop.

Remember when I was taking about FatPat being fine with spoiling a recruitment? 

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Added USC

 

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Well he certainly did commit at 4:00 lol.

Lol. Nobody knows anything. That can be fun in its own way though.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Look at the Fawcett edit and use your brain

Use my brain on a Saturday?

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

Remember when I was taking about FatPat being fine with spoiling a recruitment? 

Lol, you'd think his brother would counter that. 

Not an irreplaceable guy, though obviously you'd rather just have that set of skills in the boat.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who are the lions, the crowns,  and which dogs?

Nittany Lions, Trojans, Georgia Bulldogs

 

Just now, Hornlover said:

Nittany Lions, Trojans, Georgia Bulldogs

 

The crown is actually a trident for asu

5 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

 

Only 100% committed. We have a chance to flip him.

3 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Remember when I was taking about FatPat being fine with spoiling a recruitment? 

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Just now, texifornia said:

Lol, you'd think his brother would counter that. 

Not an irreplaceable guy, though obviously you'd rather just have that set of skills in the boat.

His brother loves it here for sure, I think it’s more about his position coach (with Gare’s assist) and a little bit about doing his own thing. 
 

Texas will absolutely load up on quality DBs this cycle.  No worries there. 
 

 

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Remember when I was taking about FatPat being fine with spoiling a recruitment? 

Sark should just carpet bomb offers to every single TCU lean / commit.  Even if they are non-committable it might make several of them look around.

That is actually pretty funny. Hope it turns out well for him, but that is a head scratcher. 

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Added USC

 

So now we're competing with sushi? Pack it up, boys. 

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

His brother loves it here for sure, I think it’s more about his position coach (with Gare’s assist) and a little bit about doing his own thing. 
 

Texas will absolutely load up on quality DBs this cycle.  No worries there. 
 

 

As in Fat Pat was negative recruiting Gideon or what?

7 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Remember when I was taking about FatPat being fine with spoiling a recruitment? 

 

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

His brother loves it here for sure, I think it’s more about his position coach (with Gare’s assist) and a little bit about doing his own thing. 
 

Texas will absolutely load up on quality DBs this cycle.  No worries there. 
 

 

Trashing a place his brother loves probably isn’t even a good recruiting strategy. I think you’re reaching a bit, Patterson isn’t responsible for every recruit who goes somewhere else.

okay...maybe just a slight little bit of brakes?

4 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

 

Trashing a place his brother loves probably isn’t even a good recruiting strategy. I think you’re reaching a bit, Patterson isn’t responsible for every recruit who goes somewhere else.

The sell isn't "God Texas fucking sucks, your brother's a moron", it's "Don't you want to do your own thing? And don't you hear... Gideon and Joseph are untested/not great. You should really think on this. Go your own way, maybe somewhere out of the conference even."

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