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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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10 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Let's get a little more specific here. 6pm CST? Around 20 minutes from now?

To be specific, he posted the hour glass at 6:07 CST. 

53 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

I’m not saying I have sources of anything but I have a weird feeling that Campbell might commit today around 6. This is just a guess so don’t hold me to it if he doesn’t. 

you got 4 minutes asshole and if you're right, great job

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59 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

I’m not saying I have sources of anything but I have a weird feeling that Campbell might commit today around 6. This is just a guess so don’t hold me to it if he doesn’t. 

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2 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

 

This tweet was liked by virtually the entire Texas staff so that seems good. I expect to see a bunch of Crystal balls to us this week. In retrospect nobody on the UT staff liked Landon Hullaby's tweet saying he was gonna announce the next day so that should've been a dead giveaway.

15 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

To be specific, he posted the hour glass at 6:07 CST. 

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Well I wasn’t fucking right. Neg me all the fuck you want cause I deserve it. 

1 minute ago, TenCarryTom said:

Well I wasn’t fucking right. Neg me all the fuck you want cause I deserve it. 

You might want to go with TwoHandleTom for the next one.

2 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Well I wasn’t fucking right. Neg me all the fuck you want cause I deserve it. 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Well I wasn’t fucking right. Neg me all the fuck you want cause I deserve it. 

shooters shoot. 

3 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Well I wasn’t fucking right. Neg me all the fuck you want cause I deserve it. 

strike one, pendejo

Back off folks, everyone knows sundials run a bit slower at night (gomer logic).

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

You might want to go with TwoHandleTom for the next one.

That’s a good one. But I’m not making a new account. I fucked up but not gonna be a bitch and make a different account. 

5 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Well I wasn’t fucking right. Neg me all the fuck you want cause I deserve it. 

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I say give it till midnight. If Campbell commits he gets infinite 🤘🏻If he’s wrong he gets Carl Bombed 

51 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

No. That’s why I said I have no sources just a weird feeling. If I’m somehow right im a genius. If I’m wrong I’m a dumbass 

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Just now, TenCarryTom said:

That’s a good one. But I’m not making a new account. I fucked up but not gonna be a bitch and make a different account. 

You will if you get crowd sourced. You've been around enough to become a fellow addict. Can't stop coming to the meetings just because you got thrown out of one for showing up drunk.

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The guy made a prediction and was wrong. He wasn't particularly ardent or assholish about it. I say he stays.

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

You will if you get crowd sourced. You've been around enough to become a fellow addict. Can't stop coming to the meetings just because you got thrown out of one for showing up drunk.

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Just now, Machinator said:

The guy made a prediction and was wrong. He wasn't particularly ardent or assholish about it. I say he stays.

Ah fuck, the robot found a heart...I’ve seen Terminator, I know how this plays out

Sure nothing happened at 6 but you never know what might happen at 7 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

The guy made a prediction and was wrong. He wasn't particularly ardent or assholish about it. I say he stays.

 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

The guy made a prediction and was wrong. He wasn't particularly ardent or assholish about it. I say he stays.

I'm not negging him, but he doesn't have much of a buffer if things turn that way.

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

So Cook’s contributions have been taking a still photo and missing a video of one of our recruits? Sounds like a hard day’s work for a 9.95er.

 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

So Cook’s contributions have been taking a still photo and missing a video of one of our recruits? Sounds like a hard day’s work for a 9.95er.

 

Also nature observation.

 

19 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Well I wasn’t fucking right. Neg me all the fuck you want cause I deserve it. 

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1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

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Still one of my favorite videos ever. Only one that tops it is the dude that licks his hand before pimp slapping that other dude directly to hell

So Cook’s contributions have been taking a still photo and missing a video of one of our recruits? Sounds like a hard day’s work for a 9.95er.
 

Also nature observation.
 

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Just now, RGBIII said:

Still one of my favorite videos ever. Only one that tops it is the dude that licks his hand before pimp slapping that other dude directly to hell

Found it

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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Still one of my favorite videos ever. Only one that tops it is the dude that licks his hand before pimp slapping that other dude directly to hell

Yeah, felt like an appropriate situation to post. Been lurking lately but this thread is getting interesting.

 

19 minutes ago, Machinator said:

The guy made a prediction and was wrong. He wasn't particularly ardent or assholish about it. I say he stays.

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16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ah fuck, the robot found a heart...I’ve seen Terminator, I know how this plays out

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51 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

This tweet was liked by virtually the entire Texas staff so that seems good. I expect to see a bunch of Crystal balls to us this week. In retrospect nobody on the UT staff liked Landon Hullaby's tweet saying he was gonna announce the next day so that should've been a dead giveaway.

Carrington liked it also

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

What happened with kamari Wilson is he still in play? 

He's all social media hype unless he decides to visit

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

What happened with kamari Wilson is he still in play? 

He's all social media hype unless he decides to visit

53 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Joaquin Phoenix Reaction GIF
 

I say give it till midnight. If Campbell commits he gets infinite 🤘🏻If he’s wrong he gets Carl Bombed 

50 minutes ago, Machinator said:

The guy made a prediction and was wrong. He wasn't particularly ardent or assholish about it. I say he stays.

 

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46 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Still one of my favorite videos ever. Only one that tops it is the dude that licks his hand before pimp slapping that other dude directly to hell

You will might this one better. The guy who gets his shit shoved in is the holder for OU. Happened this week at a bar in Norman. The two guys are wrestlers at a small juco school here in Oklahoma City. 
 

49 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Still one of my favorite videos ever. Only one that tops it is the dude that licks his hand before pimp slapping that other dude directly to hell

 

22 minutes ago, Machinator said:

He's all social media hype unless he decides to visit

and unless he visited the previous staff wouldn't have given him the time of day, sundial or utc.

I think TenTomTitties or whatever his name is owes us an explanation of why he made that prediction.

Then he can stay.

If not...he goes the way of the fucc boi.

What say you TTT?

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Also nature observation.

 

I'm not saying Bullhead City, Arizona is an incredibly scenic spot, but wow that's bleak.

12 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I think TenTomTitties or whatever his name is owes us an explanation of why he made that prediction.

Then he can stay.

If not...he goes the way of the fucc boi.

What say you TTT?

Try to keep up

41 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

You will might this one better. The guy who gets his shit shoved in is the holder for OU. Happened this week at a bar in Norman. The two guys are wrestlers at a small juco school here in Oklahoma City. 
 

 

Lmao watched three times, giggled each time. 

 

Watching arrogant sooner fucks get their skulls cracked by a Quentin Tarantino look alike and his Christoph Waltz is one of life’s great joys.
3 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

Lmao watched three times, giggled each time. 

Those are rookie numbers, I’m in the hundreds. It’s gets better every time. Run your mouth, get your ass kicked

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