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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

 

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

I like where this is heading...TFB video incoming?

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16 minutes ago, Kanly said:

 

 

Shouldn’t we land someone back there before we start the dick sucking?  

So who are the relevant players on Premium? The just-offered TE/Ath?

Just now, TommyGufano said:

So who are the relevant players on Premium? The just-offered TE/Ath?

I think also Hyphen and CJ Williams

 

6 minutes ago, JackBurton said:

I think also Hyphen and CJ Williams

Nvm I was wrong Williams is at least on FSP

TFB

I’ll go more in-depth tomorrow with a full story on my trip to Aledo.

But, I feel very, very good about where Texas is standing in this recruitment.

 

19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

TFB

I’ll go more in-depth tomorrow with a full story on my trip to Aledo.

But, I feel very, very good about where Texas is standing in this recruitment.

 

That’s cool and all...

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Allen, Anderson, and a chance to put all the marbles in on Wilson is a pretty good deal. Allen wants to play CB though right?

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Pardon me Super K but I was assured Joseph can’t recruit 

1 hour ago, cdain3 said:

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That's not even the right line damn it

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

That's not even the right line damn it

That's the joke

2 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

It’s Tuesday and my birthday. Show me your commits! 🤘🏻

Oh shit, it’s my birthday too!

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Well if suchomel from orange bloods is hinting it’s a done deal can earto the streets put in a crystal ball?

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9 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Well if suchomel from orange bloods is hinting it’s a done deal can earto the streets put in a crystal ball?

He won’t then claim he didn’t want to ruin the kids moment. Perfectly built in excuse

9 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Well if suchomel from orange bloods is hinting it’s a done deal can earto the streets put in a crystal ball?

Of whom do you speak?

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

TFB

I’ll go more in-depth tomorrow with a full story on my trip to Aledo.

But, I feel very, very good about where Texas is standing in this recruitment.

 

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19 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Well if suchomel from orange bloods is hinting it’s a done deal can earto the streets put in a crystal ball?

Give him a sec, Roach is still hunting for the Oreo cinnamon roll recipe

5 hours ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Well if suchomel from orange bloods is hinting it’s a done deal can earto the streets put in a crystal ball?

For Roach, CB doesn’t stand for crystal ball, it stands for Cinnamon Buns and he’s put away approximately 16 since yesterday, sir. 

9 hours ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Give him a sec, Roach is still hunting for the Oreo cinnamon roll recipe

Very upset that I read that as SEC

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

For Roach, CB doesn’t stand for crystal ball, it stands for Cinnamon Buns and he’s put away approximately 16 since yesterday, sir. 

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10 hours ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Well if suchomel from orange bloods is hinting it’s a done deal can earto the streets put in a crystal ball?

What did Suchomel say?

What I'd really like is for a way to get Roach to attend the Surly Sprint Off and Fair on Sept. 4th, specifically so that weeble-wobble of a man can take part in a hula-hooping contest. I don't care if his competition is Air as long as I'm there to witness it and have it entered into surly record. We can wager on how long he can spin for collapsing into a wheezing heap and grabbing his chest. 

@closetojumping think you can text your supper buddy and ask him if he'd be interested in attending and competing? Tell him there's cake.  

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What I'd really like is for a way to get Roach to attend the Surly Sprint Off and Fair on Sept. 4th, specifically so that weeble-wobble of a man can take part in a hula-hooping contest. I don't care if his competition is Air as long as I'm there to witness it and have it entered into surly record. We can wager on how long he can spin for collapsing into a wheezing heap and grabbing his chest. 

@closetojumping think you can text your supper buddy and ask him if he'd be interested in attending and competing? Tell him there's cake.  

I thought it was Ketchum who was buddies with ctj. Actually, it is kind of cool - Ketch and Roach eat buns and ctj wears one.

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I thought it was Ketchum who was buddies with ctj. Actually, it is kind of cool - Ketch and Roach eat buns and ctj wears one.

Does Ketch even show up to the games anymore in person? He made it seem like a lot of his own subscribers don't like him..  I know OB has tailgate gatherings, wonder if he shows up for them.

3 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Does Ketch even show up to the games anymore in person? He made it seem like a lot of his own subscribers don't like him..  I know OB has tailgate gatherings, wonder if he shows up for them.

Is DKR even mobility scooter friendly?

247 is coming out with a rankings update today, so there should be plenty of fodder for entertainment.

That TFB update on Allen restates what we already know (Texas leads by a fair margin). Allen said that Texas is the only school that keeps in constant communication with him. CJ expects an announcement in the first week of March.

9 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Spoiler

Alright, I know y’all are eager to read this following the Trending post from last night. So let’s jump in right away with why I feel confident about where Texas is standing in BJ Allen’s recruitment.

On the drive over to Aledo, I was prepared to ask about Texas, Oklahoma, and Texas A&M. Though when I asked Allen who he was in communication with he gave one answer:     Texas.

“I’m on Texas right now, that’s about it” Allen said, who added that Texas was the only school was still in constant communication with.

Both Blake Gideon and Steve Sarkisian are active in this recruitment, and from what Allen had to say, it sounds like the two are making massive strides to land one of the state’s best safeties.

“Both of the coaches I talk to are great people, and they are down to earth. ” Allen said. “They are going to be honest with you no matter what. They’ve both got great personalities.”

I also mentioned in the Tweet last night that Allen had his eye on the in-state recruiting already taking place by the Longhorn staff. Several of those in-state commits have been hitting up Allen every so often to do their own bit of recruiting.

“It’s actually kind of good, because other colleges like maybe OU or A&M – I don’t really have anyone in my class coming after me (from those schools).”

Allen believes the Texas of years past is just that: gone. Under Sarkisian, Allen told me he “knows it is going to change… that’s what makes me happy.”

I expect a decision to come in the first week or so of March and like I said last night, I love where the Longhorns stand.

 

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Allen, Anderson, Harris, and ???? would be quite the haul.

I sometimes forget about Guilbeau as well. I suppose the ideal 5th to those 4 would be Terrance Brooks

4 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

I sometimes forget about Guilbeau as well. I suppose the ideal 5th to those 4 would be Terrance Brooks

The 5th could be a dixi cup with water and it would still be an impressive haul

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Allen, Anderson, Harris, and ???? would be quite the haul.

Yup. Harris seems to be leaning aggy at the moment fwiw.

All these dudes are safeties though, right? Who are the potential corners in this class (other than Brooks if we can get him)?

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