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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Murphy an alpha? Thought that was gonna be Quinn? Do we still want quinn? 

Don't think the staff is going to get on their knees and beg, but I'm sure they'll keep communication open and obviously take him if he wants in.

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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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What if we end up getting Owens today, Jordan Hudson Saturday, and Bryan Allen on Monday. 

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Just now, TenCarryTom said:

What if we end up getting Owens today, Jordan Hudson Saturday, and Bryan Allen on Monday. 

Campbell at 6pm on Sunday.

Just now, TenCarryTom said:

What if we end up getting Owens today, Jordan Hudson Saturday, and Bryan Allen on Monday. 

Only thing better would be if Hyphen dropped tomorrow too (or one of these floating OLs)

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Campbell at 6pm on Sunday.

I’m still waiting myself. 

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11 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

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I know the name. So does Surly now. Go fuck yourself, Lincoln. Go fuck yourself, okie clowns. We don’t need to know how our dick tastes. Just enjoy the flavor. 

3 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

What if we end up getting Owens today, Jordan Hudson Saturday, and Bryan Allen on Monday. 

You wanna try predicting Campbell on a Sunday again? Slot is open, lol.

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shieeet, got beat to it

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I know the name. So does Surly now. Go fuck yourself, Lincoln. Go fuck yourself, okie clowns. We don’t need to know how our dick tastes. Just enjoy the flavor. 

Lincoln wants to yell rape, but he's scared he'll choke on one of Sark's balls.

4 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

What if we end up getting Owens today, Jordan Hudson Saturday, and Bryan Allen on Monday. 

 

Carpal tunnel by Wednesday?

The fact that Owens mentioned Harris first is awesome. Harris gonna do a good job as DOR. He aint going nowhere.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

A) lol Demarco fucking suuucks at recruiting. I remember when he was hired they thought he'd be awesome because he was young, black, and drove a cool car.

He had a rep w/ the Cowboys for being a bit stand offish with everyone, media and teammates. Not sure why they thought he was going to be some captivating salesman for them. That's not his personality.  

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I know the name. So does Surly now. Go fuck yourself, Lincoln. Go fuck yourself, okie clowns. We don’t need to know how our dick tastes. Just enjoy the flavor. 

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Mike at Night: New Crystal Ball, latest on Harris

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— I wrote last night that I wasn't quite ready to place a Crystal Ball in favor of Texas for Aledo safety Bryan Allen.  After doing some digging today, I feel good about putting the prediction in.  I talked at length about how Blake Gideon has been huge in safety recruiting lately, and all of the momentum seems to be on the side of Texas right now.  In talking with folks around Aledo, it sounds like Texas has done a great job as of late closing some distance and then pulling ahead for the former LSU commit.  Allen is set to make a decision on Monday.

— I checked around on the status of Texas Director of Recruiting Brandon Harris.  He's currently mulling a job offer to join the LA Rams as an assistant coach, and his future at Texas is definitely up in the air.  One source I spoke with said they felt he was leaning toward making the jump and that an opportunity to coach at the pro level may be too much to turn down.  Regardless, Harris has been doing his job and was on the call with Steve Sarkisian helping to close the deal for Rueben Owens.  Texas invested in Harris making him Director of Recruiting and keeping his on-field coaching dreams going, but it would be hard to knock him for taking this opportunity.  

— If Texas had an opening at Director of Recruiting, they would have a long line of folks wanting to fill it.  Four names I'd consider if I were making the decision would be Mississippi State's Mason Smith, Notre Dame analyst Kerry Cooks, UCLA's Ethan Young and Oregon Director of Player Personnel Don Johnson Jr.  We've talked a bit about the first three in the past and Johnson could be another key to help unlock the west coast.  A former Portland (Ore.) high school coach, Johnson has been a key member of Mario Cristobal's personnel department.

 

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Mike at Night: New Crystal Ball, latest on Harris

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— I wrote last night that I wasn't quite ready to place a Crystal Ball in favor of Texas for Aledo safety Bryan Allen.  After doing some digging today, I feel good about putting the prediction in.  I talked at length about how Blake Gideon has been huge in safety recruiting lately, and all of the momentum seems to be on the side of Texas right now.  In talking with folks around Aledo, it sounds like Texas has done a great job as of late closing some distance and then pulling ahead for the former LSU commit.  Allen is set to make a decision on Monday.

— I checked around on the status of Texas Director of Recruiting Brandon Harris.  He's currently mulling a job offer to join the LA Rams as an assistant coach, and his future at Texas is definitely up in the air.  One source I spoke with said they felt he was leaning toward making the jump and that an opportunity to coach at the pro level may be too much to turn down.  Regardless, Harris has been doing his job and was on the call with Steve Sarkisian helping to close the deal for Rueben Owens.  Texas invested in Harris making him Director of Recruiting and keeping his on-field coaching dreams going, but it would be hard to knock him for taking this opportunity.  

— If Texas had an opening at Director of Recruiting, they would have a long line of folks wanting to fill it.  Four names I'd consider if I were making the decision would be Mississippi State's Mason Smith, Notre Dame analyst Kerry Cooks, UCLA's Ethan Young and Oregon Director of Player Personnel Don Johnson Jr.  We've talked a bit about the first three in the past and Johnson could be another key to help unlock the west coast.  A former Portland (Ore.) high school coach, Johnson has been a key member of Mario Cristobal's personnel department.

 

So is Harris staying? If so, let’s party. 

Roach has been saying "After doing some digging..." a lot. Are we sure he isn't talking about eating? Would explain his (not so) ears to the streets in recruiting...

32 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

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29 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Ears to the Street put in a CB for Bryan Allen to Texas.

Setting an alarm in four hours time to call my GP

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7 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

He had a rep w/ the Cowboys for being a bit stand offish with everyone, media and teammates. Not sure why they thought he was going to be some captivating salesman for them. That's not his personality.  

Hire youngish black former alum NFL player, hope to prosper?  We should have just made Huffy DB coach whenever he wanted the job.  I honestly think that people wringing their hands over Carrington and Harris leaving are being dramatic.  There is no shortage of young, charismatic, African-American guys in the coaching/recruiting world.  I’m confident we can hire the right ones.

7 minutes ago, Houston20 said:

Roach has been saying "After doing some digging..." a lot. Are we sure he isn't talking about eating? Would explain his (not so) ears to the streets in recruiting...

Digging deep into his ass

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11 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Hire youngish black former alum NFL player, hope to prosper?  We should have just made Huffy DB coach whenever he wanted the job.  I honestly think that people wringing their hands over Carrington and Harris leaving are being dramatic.  There is no shortage of young, charismatic, African-American guys in the coaching/recruiting world.  I’m confident we can hire the right ones.

 

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Wait a got damn minute. I know everybody is riding the all gas no brakes momentum right now, but are we just going to pretend that the LSU update didn't happen?  My head is about to explode from the names on there. When Trevonte Citizen doesn't even crack the top 5 all name list in a single update, you know shit is out of wack. Decoldest Crawford might be the single greatest name ever. Jaheim Oatis. JaDarian Rhym. D'arco Perkins-McAllister. J'mond Tapp. Shone Washington. J'mari Monette. Laterrance Welch. Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me? 

5 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

My head is about to explode from the names on there. When Trevonte Citizen doesn't even crack the top 5 all name list in a single update, you know shit is out of wack

Username. It checks out.✅

1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Murphy an alpha? Thought that was gonna be Quinn? Do we still want quinn? 

Yes, we want Quinn, but he's no alpha like Maalik. A dude with two a's in his first name is not someone you fuck with. 

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13 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Wait a got damn minute. I know everybody is riding the all gas no brakes momentum right now, but are we just going to pretend that the LSU update didn't happen?  My head is about to explode from the names on there. When Trevonte Citizen doesn't even crack the top 5 all name list in a single update, you know shit is out of wack. Decoldest Crawford might be the single greatest name ever. Jaheim Oatis. JaDarian Rhym. D'arco Perkins-McAllister. J'mond Tapp. Shone Washington. J'mari Monette. Laterrance Welch. Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me? 

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16 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Wait a got damn minute. I know everybody is riding the all gas no brakes momentum right now, but are we just going to pretend that the LSU update didn't happen?  My head is about to explode from the names on there. When Trevonte Citizen doesn't even crack the top 5 all name list in a single update, you know shit is out of wack. Decoldest Crawford might be the single greatest name ever. Jaheim Oatis. JaDarian Rhym. D'arco Perkins-McAllister. J'mond Tapp. Shone Washington. J'mari Monette. Laterrance Welch. Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me? 

Damn. I didn't even look at that update but I'm glad you did. "Decoldest" is the stuff of legend. It's one of those great ideas you wish you thought of first. That class might not be number 1 in the composite but it will be number 1 in our hearts.

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2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Murphy an alpha? Thought that was gonna be Quinn? Do we still want quinn? 

Quinn Who'ers?

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yes, we want Quinn, but he's no alpha like Maalik. A dude with two a's in his first name is not someone you fuck with. 

I say that to myself every time I meet an Adam.

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I shiver when I come across an Aaron 

Wait till you come across the dreaded triple-A, Abraham. Abe is a straight killa.

So "Sark after Dark" is a real thing?  I thought Evan Stewart committing late was a one off, but now Rueben Owens.  Coincidence?  When did "Sark after Dark" become a thing?  First I heard the term was in the coaching search thread which obviously predates Evan Stewart.  

Reason I ask is because I wondered if this was a Surly created thing.  

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36 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

So "Sark after Dark" is a real thing?  I thought Evan Stewart committing late was a one off, but now Rueben Owens.  Coincidence?  When did "Sark after Dark" become a thing?  First I heard the term was in the coaching search thread which obviously predates Evan Stewart.  

Reason I ask is because I wondered if this was a Surly created thing.  

Re-post in the Stupid Questions thread. 

7 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Damn. I didn't even look at that update but I'm glad you did. "Decoldest" is the stuff of legend. It's one of those great ideas you wish you thought of first. That class might not be number 1 in the composite but it will be number 1 in our hearts.

Kind of like 7even Costanza

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

So "Sark after Dark" is a real thing?  I thought Evan Stewart committing late was a one off, but now Rueben Owens.  Coincidence?  When did "Sark after Dark" become a thing?  First I heard the term was in the coaching search thread which obviously predates Evan Stewart.  

Reason I ask is because I wondered if this was a Surly created thing.  

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Re-post in the Stupid Questions thread. 

Done

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

So "Sark after Dark" is a real thing?  I thought Evan Stewart committing late was a one off, but now Rueben Owens.  Coincidence?  When did "Sark after Dark" become a thing?  First I heard the term was in the coaching search thread which obviously predates Evan Stewart.  

Reason I ask is because I wondered if this was a Surly created thing.  

This is why we can’t have nice things. 

7 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Damn. I didn't even look at that update but I'm glad you did. "Decoldest" is the stuff of legend. It's one of those great ideas you wish you thought of first. That class might not be number 1 in the composite but it will be number 1 in our hearts.

 

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So I read last night about Owens and it was surprising to see that our... shall we say ground game has gone from basically nothing to what seems like full speed ahead this quickly, albeit for a 2023.

Looking to the 2022 class, are there any targets of ours in this class with an uncle that we could now legitimately have a shot at?

I remember seeing somewhere on an aggy or OU board screenshot some poster accusing us of making a big move in the Perkins recruitment? I’m not sure about other names, but it’d be nice to know now and follow those recruiting outcomes.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Kind of like 7even Costanza

I like Mug Costanza 

14 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

You think thays bad. Try and delete Disney plus. Smh. 

I got the HULU Live w/ Disney+ and ESPN+

So couple that with my IT subscription we can conclude that I am proper fucked and will never be able to cancel? FUCK ME!

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