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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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40 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Who wouldn't want to commit to this?

Tom VanHaaren on Twitter: "I wonder if Jordan Elliott got to eat his birthday  cake on his visit today https://t.co/HHLVWzbxUo"

That was fucking hilarious

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    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

You know, at the time I thought this was coachspeak. It didn't make a lot of sense, but I figured it was just something he was saying. Now, I'm 100% convinced he didn't feel the need to watch film of the team he was coaching. 

I remember when he said that.  That was my first WTF moment with this guy.

It just kinda kept going downhill after that. 

ddp 

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Cade to Clemson
 
Seems like a good kid, I wish him the best. Ngl though, if he goes to Clempson and wins a Championship/Heisman while we're still wandering the wilderness...gonna get a little salty Sark didnt pursue him harder.[emoji85]
39 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

When you inherit a team as down as we were who put a lot of shitty play on tape, I can see why he did that at the time. Giving everyone a reset was probably a boost to guys who had underperformed. The situation is different for Sark, the roster is good and it is just a matter of getting the team to the next level. 

Nope. It was an utterly moronic move regardless. You still have to know your team even if they were bad and poorly coached the year before. 

27 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Did we have any actual confirmation that that wasn't just some coaching bullshit Herman told the media (and he actually did watch some amount of tape in private) or are people just taking what that dipshit said publicly at face value?

Granted, not watching any prior tape does seem very in line with Herman's personality.

Yes. The last 4 years of football at the University of Texas. 

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Seems like a good kid, I wish him the best. Ngl though, if he goes to Clempson and wins a Championship/Heisman while we're still wandering the wilderness...gonna get a little salty Sark didnt pursue him harder.emoji85.png

I'm going to go ahead and say that would be the result of much more than Cade Klubnick's inherent football talent.

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Nope. It was an utterly moronic move regardless. You still have to know your team even if they were bad and poorly coached the year before. 

Yeah you might want to get a handle on guys like, oh, lets say Kyle Porter, Garrett Gray, and Nashon Hughes. 

20 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I dig it. Got a sad feeling watching it though. Realized how little I've cared lately when I didn't recognize most of the players in the video. 

You're a recruiting board poster and you didn't recognize Chris Adimora, Casey Thompson, Hudson Card or Jerrin Thompson? You don't know what Bijan Robison looks like? Keondre Coburn doesn't stand out to you? Well, ok then. 

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Yeah you might want to get a handle on guys like, oh, lets say Kyle Porter, Garrett Gray, and Nashon Hughes. 

Fuck, I'd forgotten about that fuckstick. 

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Fuck, I'd forgotten about that fuckstick. 

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God that was a great show. Criminally underappreciated.

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Fuck, I'd forgotten about that fuckstick. 

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Never seen a player get tackled easier than him.  Was actually quite incredible

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

God that was a great show. Criminally underappreciated.

Yeah, it made it what, 2 seasons? Really unfortunate. That and Happy Endings. 

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, it made it what, 2 seasons? Really unfortunate. That and Happy Endings. 

Terrible that they canceled Happy Endings, that show was great

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1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

"Mike Between Bites"

 

“Ear to the Meats”

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Be better Surly. Happy Endings was 3 seasons. 

But Better off Ted was two seasons, which was what I was referencing. So..be better at reading?

2 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

“Ear to the Meats”

I...think we have a winner, people. Or at the very least a commanding lead in the clubhouse. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I...think we have a winner, people. Or at the very least a commanding lead in the clubhouse. 

Excuse me this is the recruiting board, using that idiom correctly is strictly prohibited.

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Who wouldn't want to commit to this?

Tom VanHaaren on Twitter: "I wonder if Jordan Elliott got to eat his birthday  cake on his visit today https://t.co/HHLVWzbxUo"

I must have missed this when it happened, please tell me that birthday cake isn’t supposed to be in the shape of the State of Texas?

5 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I must have missed this when it happened, please tell me that birthday cake isn’t supposed to be in the shape of the State of Texas?

That it is.  Was for Jordan Elliott.  What a fuck of a recruitment that was. 

9 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

That it is.  Was for Jordan Elliott.  What a fuck of a recruitment that was. 

Think he even had a sleepover at his house too.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I feel Mike Roach should be morally, if not legally obligated to make all of his post updates something food related. Breakfast Bites was so obvious I can't believe we haven't seen it before today. Mike at Night clearly has to fucking go. Does Austin have an Ike's Love and Sandwiches? Because Mike at Ike's seems like an obvious replacement. The only thing holding us back is our creativity, people. 

"The Final Bite" 

"Fourth Meal" 

If Roach started covering A&M: "Jersey Mike" 

3 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

The dude who used to run with GGW is married and not allowed to leave the house?

man, y'all some literal motherfuckers on this thread.

14 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I'm planning on being at that 4/9 Bishop Amat game.

Haven't asked the wife yet though.

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Ear to the street's source is actually just his former coworker and he's cribbing the info. EJ is a hype-beast dbag but he at least appears to put the work in.

 

Just now, texifornia said:

Nick Harris dropped in an s6 CB for Brenan Thompson to Clemson. 

The question mark for me is that Clemson eliminated their track program. Does he not want to run track in college? I assumed he would be doing both and that seems like an easy advantage to point out for EVERY team recruiting him and against Clemson. I guess maybe he's not going to run track... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

The question mark for me is that Clemson eliminated their track program. Does he not want to run track in college? I assumed he would be doing both and that seems like an easy advantage to point out for EVERY team recruiting him and against Clemson. I guess maybe he's not going to run track... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Man, no track or swimming? They're really going for the football-team-with-attached-school vibe.

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

The question mark for me is that Clemson eliminated their track program. Does he not want to run track in college? I assumed he would be doing both and that seems like an easy advantage to point out for EVERY team recruiting him and against Clemson. I guess maybe he's not going to run track... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

It will be nice when we get to the point of making offers to guys like Thompson and they commit on the spot.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're a recruiting board poster and you didn't recognize Chris Adimora, Casey Thompson, Hudson Card or Jerrin Thompson? You don't know what Bijan Robison looks like? Keondre Coburn doesn't stand out to you? Well, ok then. 

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I didn't say I couldn't identify ANY of them. After a second watch, saying I didn't recognize "most" was an exaggeration. I'll rephrase that there were several that didn't look familiar at all. Could have more to do with head/facial hair changes than my lack of familiarity though. Or maybe I'm just an idiot. If nothing else, I'm definitely not a katfid. So I got that going for me, which is nice

12 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

6'7"

247 profile pic from a basketball court

IHOOPCJ Twitter handle

I wonder if he plays multiple sports

He's got football and basketball scholarship offers at a couple places

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51 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I'm planning on being at that 4/9 Bishop Amat game.

Haven't asked the wife yet though.

perfect.  you can be my wheelman.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

man, y'all some literal motherfuckers on this thread.

It's the Asperger's.

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Nope. It was an utterly moronic move regardless. You still have to know your team even if they were bad and poorly coached the year before.  

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2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Never seen a player get tackled easier than him.  Was actually quite incredible

I don’t know about that. Cade Brewer goes down upon visual contact. 

6 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I don’t know about that. Cade Brewer goes down upon visual contact. 

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