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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I know opinions vary, but I personally would rather see Brendan banging Tavorus Jones' mom. 

Why not both?

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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Brendan Harris just started following Jamarion Miller's mom, so we haven't completely given up that ghost.

Shit.  Send in uncle boobs.

15 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Wondering if we need to start an Andre Colman hustle never sleeps thread?  Rumors from a pay site that he is all breaks it the recruiting department. 
 

Any one with knowledge want to kill this rumor here and now?

This isn't news.  He's always been seen as a liability in recruiting. 

28 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I want to spread the rumor that you need to start rereading some of your sentences before you post. @SydneyCarton can help you out with proofreading.

Dammit. BRAKES in

thank you and fuck you

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6 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

The last line starts by spelling TWOOA. Based on the science, he's got to be following Tua to Alabama.

1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

The last line starts by spelling TWOOA. Based on the science, he's got to be following Tua to Alabama.

Nah bro. Texas on his heart. Calculator.

39 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

The last line starts by spelling TWOOA. Based on the science, he's got to be following Tua to Alabama.

Texas WOO Austin Fuck My Saintly Cock

37 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Tex's bat signal

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That Cajun fuckup of an excuse for a graphic designer

We're recruiting guys with anime profile pics now? Sheesh...

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10 minutes ago, Bolero88 said:

We're recruiting guys with anime profile pics now? Sheesh...

Anime Middle Finger GIFs | Tenor

14 minutes ago, Bolero88 said:

We're recruiting guys with anime profile pics now? Sheesh...

death note kira GIF

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He is built like a cross between Patrick Star and Peter Griffin

16 minutes ago, Bevo said:

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He is built like a cross between Patrick Star and Peter Griffin

I know it’s a joke, but as general info for the board on this offer, I’m pretty sure that photo is from when he weighed 340. He dropped about 35 pounds and started blowing up with offers. He’s a John Henderson starter kit.

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Anyone know what happened to April 9th? Maalik was saying something was gonna happen but only thing we got is a top 10. 

1 minute ago, TenCarryTom said:

Anyone know what happened to April 9th? Maalik was saying something was gonna happen but only thing we got is a top 10. 

Anderson was supposed to commit but he isn’t anymore.

1 minute ago, TenCarryTom said:

Anyone know what happened to April 9th? Maalik was saying something was gonna happen but only thing we got is a top 10. 

Was supposed to be Bryce Anderson, as today is his birthday, but he reportedly decided to take his time with the process. 

Perhaps we can look forward to the good guys making an appearance in another Hayes Fawcett edit. Although, I think this kid is rumored to be a Notre Dame lock or something?

18 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

Perhaps we can look forward to the good guys making an appearance in another Hayes Fawcett edit. Although, I think this kid is rumored to be a Notre Dame lock or something?

Last I heard it was ND or Clemson, but Alabama/LSU/Florida have offered recently so who knows. It's still early

17 hours ago, Bolero88 said:

We're recruiting guys with anime profile pics now? Sheesh...

 

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Texas

USC

Florida

A&M

Georgia

Alabama

LSU

Oregon

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Devon Campbell is visiting today. From Gerry:

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IT has learned that Arlington Bowie OG Devon Campbell is in Austin today making a student visit.

Campbell is walking around the campus, including wanting to get a look at the baseball field.

Campbell also plans to return to Austin for the Texas spring game, as well as a game in the fall.

 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Texas

USC

Oregon

A&M

Georgia

Alabama

LSU

Oregon

So Top 7?

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So Top 7?

Not if you count Oregon twice.

22 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Oops. Florida.

 

Hmm ... 

 

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5 hours ago, Machinator said:

Devon Campbell is visiting today. From Gerry:

 

Is he wanting to play college baseball too? 

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

Devon Campbell is visiting today. From Gerry:

 

I hope he went to the game and saw the offensive explosion that we had today.

13 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

I hope he went to the game and saw the offensive explosion that we had today.

Dude you are thinking of it the wrong way. It should state " I hope he toured the locker room and found the bag of cash with his name on it"

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

Bryce Anderson runs a 21.65 200M.

He ain't got shit on @closetojumping who can run faster than that doing it Naruto style.

7 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Dude you are thinking of it the wrong way. It should state " I hope he toured the locker room and found the bag of cash with his name on it"

This is insanity. You don’t put their name on it.  Just leave a large bag with dollar signs printed on and say “I think this must belong to you.”  Wink wink. 

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