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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Just now, UDontKnow said:

Or listen to his lyrics...he quite literally says, "I'm white just by chance, but I'm country by God's graces."

I'm a simple man and that's enough for me.

How can I trust anything he says, clearly he has zero understanding of what constitutes Chance or even a rudimentary understanding of how genetics works. When he says Country, for all you know he literally means Fat No Talent Ass Clown. 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Spring game press conference today. Three commits yesterday. What are the Offseason and Recruiting boards talking about? 

Econ classes, incels, and the many many shitty music acts (and also Drive-By Truckers, who are emphatically not shitty) to come out of Athens, Georgia.

I love the Truckers, been a huge fan since '04, but let's get real: I'm just here for Ewers news. 

5 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

And you may fuck right off too sir.  They are one of the best rock and roll bands of all time and members of the Rock and Roll HOF.

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1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Or listen to his lyrics...he quite literally says, "I'm white just by chance, but I'm country by God's graces."

I'm a simple man and that's enough for me.

You've listened to that song enough to quote lyrics? Sir. Have some self-regard. 

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

You've listened to that song enough to quote lyrics? Sir. Have some self-regard. 

That song is easily in the running for top 5 Timabaland beats all-time and Jadakiss killed his flow as well. 

I'll leave you rap n00bs be and wait for some more Ewers crack courtesy of resident Naruto-style sprinter, CTJ.

SIAP, do nurses make good money?

5 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

What the fuck happened to this thread

Man, if I had a dime every time somebody typed these words on Surly....

But hey, Surly gonna Surly...😐

9 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

What the fuck happened to this thread

It's the end of the world as we know it. 

34 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sorry, I used ghetto as synonym for "trash," not really to specify a specific kind of group. 

He was the soundtrack of the single greatest Vince Young youtube highlight of all time, however, so I'll give him that. 
 


This is the video BO&W watches before he combs his neck-beard and doesn't get laid. 

I think that song was also in Madden 2003

19 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Can we go back to the ECON discussion?

road to 1000 baby!!!

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22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

My god this thread. Something happen please. 

It's the end of the world as we know it. I think. I don't know.

3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

In before Texifornia white knights for Bieber

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3 minutes ago, PHLaggie said:

It's the end of the world as we know it. I think. I don't know.

Do you and Kyle Shanahan know something we don’t?

16 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

What the fuck happened to this thread

several folks in this thread not getting adequate REM sleep, causing them to post about everything else other than football recruiting in a football recruiting thread? just a guess. :D

 

8 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

It's the end of the world as we know it. 

 

4 minutes ago, PHLaggie said:

It's the end of the world as we know it. I think. I don't know.

PHLaggie with the Leon O'Neal speed getting to the joke

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

PHLaggie with the Leon O'Neal speed getting to the joke

dang, i felt the burn. even though i'm right now in Houston visiting fam, I'd have felt it even all the way in Philly.

5 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

It's you/mobile. @immamac is too busy with the CoNtEnT to fix it, though. 

Probably half this site is on mobile. Why take the time and effort to post something half the site can’t see? Post it in a way so that all can see your brilliance, instead of half of us assuming you are a Luddite or an 80 year old grandfather. 

13 minutes ago, PHLaggie said:

dang, i felt the burn. even though i'm right now in Houston visiting fam, I'd have felt it even all the way in Philly.

Wait you live here? Didn't actually pay attention to your username before. 

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57 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Hmmm....username checks out

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Dude...

17 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Wait you live here? Didn't actually pay attention to your username before. 

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nothing personal, I just never get to drop this GIF

 

Souf Filly, as they locals would pronounce it. You?

 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Can we go back to the ECON discussion?

I had a UT Econ grad student as a patient earlier. I begged her to post her thoughts, but she didn't give a shit.

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

PHLaggie with the Leon O'Neal speed getting to the joke

 

19 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Probably half this site is on mobile. Why take the time and effort to post something half the site can’t see? Post it in a way so that all can see your brilliance, instead of half of us assuming you are a Luddite or an 80 year old grandfather. 

*Dbeasy has entered the chat*

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I’ve seen a lot of thread derails in my life but never one involving Bubba Sparxxx 

I didn't think it was possible for me to yearn for a return to the Econ/Finance jerkoff session but jesus fuck, if its more of that versus whatever the fuck happened in the last 2 pages I am all in.  And you guys shit on me for bitching about Stanford.  Fuck. All. Of. You.

The last few pages of this thread had AIDS. Not even the good kind you get from a slutty party girl at Mardis Gras, either. I’m talking about the sharing heroin needles in a dark alley off Skid Row kind of AIDS. 

7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The last few pages of this thread had AIDS. Not even the good kind you get from a slutty party girl at Mardis Gras, either. I’m talking about the sharing heroin needles in a dark alley off Skid Row kind of AIDS. 

Yeah, but you and everyone on this site would have to admit that REM is (was?) at least twice the band Skid Row ever was...🙄

wonder whether Chuckie is related to Howard...  :D
 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Finster

Finster came to widespread notice in the 1980s with his album cover designs for R.E.M. and Talking Heads.

3 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Yeah, but you and everyone on this site would have to admit that REM is (was?) at least twice the band Skid Row ever was...🙄

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1 minute ago, NTVTXN said:

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This twatwaffle and all his music sucks. OU level sucks. Look at this ponce. 

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If you like his music you are a bad person who should feel bad, all the time. 

1 hour ago, PHLaggie said:

Souf Filly, as they locals would pronounce it. You?

 

Burbs for now. Near Rittenhouse before. Not sure where next. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

This twatwaffle and all his music sucks. OU level sucks. Look at this ponce. 

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If you like his music you are a bad person who should feel bad, all the time. 

I always thought he had aids

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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No no no. It's evident from today's behavior that you have all of the time in the world, sir. 

Congrats to Sydney today. It's clear you woke up mid-morning in a pool of your own dried vomit, stripped your head from the sticky carpet, wrote off work and hygiene immediately, cracked open a new tall boy, and decided that you were going to smear your stenchy personal ineptitude all over this thread and several others throughout the day. 

If you don't sober up by tomorrow and get your heinous shit together, I think we need to push Bob or immamac for some type of permanent handle change or an avatar of sad Michael Stipe or angry Sebastian Bach.

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This twatwaffle and all his music sucks. OU level sucks. Look at this ponce. 

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If you like his music you are a bad person who should feel bad, all the time. 

A) You’re wrong. 
2) For the sake of everyone’s sanity, I propose we take this to the “Unpopular Opinions” thread in MUSIC.  Be there or be square! 
 

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

No no no. It's evident from today's behavior that you have all of the time in the world, sir. 

Congrats to Sydney today. It's clear you woke up mid-morning in a pool of your own dried vomit, stripped your head from the sticky carpet, wrote off work and hygiene immediately, cracked open a new tall boy, and decided that you were going to smear your stenchy personal ineptitude all over this thread and several others throughout the day. 

If you don't sober up by tomorrow and get your heinous shit together, I think we need to push Bob or immamac for some type of permanent handle change or an avatar of sad Michael Stipe or angry Sebastian Bach.

The time to fuck around on this board all day is relative to the time it would take to explain why REM sucks. One is an afternoon. The other is, I dont know, years. I would say the time to get an Econ degree but I think we all know where that goes. 

Listen, just because I took the damp towel that is this thread and wiped it repeatedly between by butt cheeks for the afternoon is no reason to threaten horrible, terrible, heinous shit. That's just mean, man. Some things are over the line. 

What happens when more than one person thinks about the music of REM and Skid Row simultaneously

 

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4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

21st and Pine STAND THE FUCK UP

you Ritt-Fit people. (Rittenhouse/Fitler Square). Nice.

 

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