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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Track talk not going away but got damn they were flying today!

 

 

 

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seems legit GIF

30 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

seems legit GIF

Yeah, no way someone named their kid Nazzio John: They had to forget to reverse it.

Hooooolyyyy crap, they were smoking!!!!!!!!!!!

IDGAF about wind either before someone starts with that

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Track talk not going away but got damn they were flying today!

 

 

 

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Super proud of Jose, he’s been a beast for years and he really put it all together this year. I know him not playing football drove everyone crazy but it was worth it in the end, he represented Harlingen & the whole RGV well. I feel for the 2nd place kid, he barely lost and utterly ate shit at the finish line with the full face plant. But he did go on to win the 200 later.

 

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Any word on poential recruits liking the campus? Secondly any word from the gomers why they hate the campus :)

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1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Any word on poential recruits liking the campus? Secondly any word from the gomers why they hate the campus :)

Apparently, none of them could find the stadium. It was their first time visiting campus and they had to ask for directions. Most of the people they approached thought they were homeless and walked by without acknowledging them. Those who did acknowledge them all said some variation of, "hey dumbass, did you notice everyone else walking in the same direction towards that really large building that looks suspiciously like a stadium?" They never did find it and left Austin vowing never to send their children to Texas.

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

Super proud of Jose, he’s been a beast for years and he really put it all together this year. I know him not playing football drove everyone crazy but it was worth it in the end, he represented Harlingen & the whole RGV well. I feel for the 2nd place kid, he barely lost and utterly ate shit at the finish line with the full face plant. But he did go on to win the 200 later.

 

Where is he running in college?

"Apparently, none of them could find the stadium. It was their first time visiting campus and they had to ask for directions. Most of the people they approached thought they were homeless and walked by without acknowledging them. Those who did acknowledge them all said some variation of, "hey dumbass, did you notice everyone else walking in the same direction towards that really large building that looks suspiciously like a stadium?" They never did find it and left Austin vowing never to send their children to Texas."

Bull Chit, they could have found the stadium if they had just walked on the grass :)

13 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Track talk not going away but got damn they were flying today!

 

 

 

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12 hours ago, closetohumping said:

That seems unreal. 

 

9 hours ago, jeevsie said:

Hooooolyyyy crap, they were smoking!!!!!!!!!!!

IDGAF about wind either before someone starts with that

 

9 hours ago, futureman said:

those times are horseshit. 

 

 

FWIW - 

 

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Calculator

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Still insane times 

Yep. Sign the top few guys up for WR.

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Really silly that Foster went to aggy. If you throw in the 70s as a high school kid, that has to be a priority. Go somewhere you'll get good coaching, win gold for the US, and make a fortune playing Mungo and villain types in Hollywood. Football should be an afterthought.

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

Where is he running in college?

Not committed yet, should be by the end of the month. I know he had UTRGV, UTSA  offers before but hopefully a bigger school comes through now that everyone knows him.

*Cam Williams walks to fridge*

“This kid just moves different!🔥” - 9.95

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in fairness, 6’7” 340 moves differently than most people on earth. 

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

in fairness, 6’7” 340 moves differently than most people on earth. 

Speaking of, how is your mom these days?

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Speaking of, how is your mom these days?

jeez that’s so rude. a lot of stuff gets said here that’s inappropriate but going after someone’s mom, on mother’s day, well, you are a real jerk. 

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

jeez that’s so rude. a lot of stuff gets said here that’s inappropriate but going after someone’s mom, on mother’s day, well, you are a real jerk. 

Go fuck yourself.

3 hours ago, futureman said:

jeez that’s so rude. a lot of stuff gets said here that’s inappropriate but going after someone’s mom, on mother’s day, well, you are a real jerk. 

South Austin's Mom says hi...

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

jeez that’s so rude. a lot of stuff gets said here that’s inappropriate but going after someone’s mom, on mother’s day, well, you are a real jerk. 

Lighten up, Francis. 

7 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Lighten up, Francis. 

oh yeah? is that what I should do?

Meh, it's May and no one has had official visits yet. Shit gets real once kids can hit the campus and the staff can do what they're best at. 

On 5/4/2021 at 10:34 AM, Enchubben said:

He wears A&M gear to every camp and every workout fwiw.

Saw Dewberry at Kroger yesterday wearing an Alabama shirt so I guess you could say he's definitely headed to aggy!

4 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

Saw Dewberry at Kroger yesterday wearing an Alabama shirt so I guess you could say he's definitely headed to aggy!

Need more context. What was in his cart? 

36 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Need more context. What was in his cart? 

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59 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Need more context. What was in his cart? 

No cart. Just walking around with what looked like a well worn McDonald's bag

3 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

He gave her orange roses, put him in the calculator 

Damn, Surly Sleuthing don’t rest. 
Nice work @Burntcowboy!

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