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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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Just now, hornfromdallas said:

wow bruh im going to have revoke your glizzy gladiator pass

bruh u set it up perfectly to use glizzy but went with slinky

slinky bruh slinky 

Myslinski's sister's insta handle is my_slinky haha

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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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1 minute ago, hornfromdallas said:

wow bruh im going to have revoke your glizzy gladiator pass

bruh u set it up perfectly to use glizzy but went with slinky

slinky bruh slinky 

NVM. Tex answered first.

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Myslinski's sister's insta handle is my_slinky haha

 u can keep pass then because that was a ill fooking double entendre

thanks for the handle 

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Just now, hornfromdallas said:

 u can keep pass then 

thanks for the handle 

 

So ... are we getting Ewers?  Today?

Alright, what time is this supposed to happen? Need to know if I'm going to need to go to the ER or just let things happen naturally.

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Alright, what time is this supposed to happen? Need to know if I'm going to need to go to the ER or just let things happen naturally.

Only after 4 hours.

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Alright, what time is this supposed to happen? Need to know if I'm going to need to go to the ER or just let things happen naturally.

 

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Just sitting here refreshing the damn page until my total wine curbside is ready to be picked up. 

 

2 minutes till 3 come on!

 

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Just now, golfclap said:

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So is 247 not letting anybody put in picks for Ewers?

Ewers such a big deal he changes 247 protocol. Tight.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Ewers such a big deal he changes 247 protocol. Tight.

Wonder if he has an exclusive with 247 for his announcement - livestream or something.

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

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I see the end of the first sentence ends with an "I'm told".  Burton hack Drumm's account?

Suchomel said he doesn’t expect anything until tonight at the earliest lmao

1 minute ago, CashMcCoy said:

Suchomel said he doesn’t expect anything until tonight at the earliest lmao

Somebody take IDIOTsavant to the ER.

(Put him in the back seat, so no airbags are set off ... )

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Ewers such a big deal he changes 247 protocol. Tight.

Extreme for a Rivals 4*, imo. I look forward to Mike Farrell chiming in that it doesn't change the active 5*-less streak at Texas

 

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Somebody take IDIOTsavant to the ER.

(Put him in the back seat, so no airbags are set off ... )

I feel like this is the entire board right now...except for Satya. Think we can get a group discount? Maybe a Viagra or Cialis sponsorship for the board?

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9 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Extreme for a Rivals 4*, imo. I look forward to Mike Farrell chiming in that it doesn't change the active 5*-less streak at Texas

 

wow they have Foster rated higher than Brockermeyer and Wheaton higher than both. 

 

1 minute ago, Viper said:

wow they have Foster rated higher than Brockermeyer and Wheaton higher than both. 

Crimson colored glasses will do that.

48 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

EJ jumping in with an Ewers pick on Rivals.

I hope we find out that Roach gave him that info and that he has been trolling us the whole time

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2 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

WIll Ewers to Texas impact Milroe to Texas?

No idea, but just in case...

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17 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I feel like this is the entire board right now...except for Satya. Think we can get a group discount? Maybe a Viagra or Cialis sponsorship for the board?

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3 minutes ago, Sal said:

I hope we find out that Roach gave him that info and that he has been trolling us the whole time

That definitely came from Roach, Roach won’t put a crystal ball in for Ewers so he doesn’t ruin the commitment. Definitely respect that aspect of his 995erness

7 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

WIll Ewers to Texas impact Milroe to Texas?

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That Baylor Mod from 247 use to work the Texas side (Munroe?) basically called his shot from the beginning. Said something like he' be surprised of he ended up anywhere but Texas. 

8 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

WIll Ewers to Texas impact Milroe to Texas?

User whose name is not found, I dub thee "SatyaJr. Son of Satya. Prince of Crybaggery"

11 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

WIll Ewers to Texas impact Milroe to Texas?

This is the only thing keep satya going today. As all of us get ready to celebrate the potential commitment of one of the best prospects in years, keep satya in your thots and prayers today.  This kind of positive news will not be easy on him.  

36 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Suchomel said he doesn’t expect anything until tonight at the earliest lmao

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

Just now, NameNotFound said:

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

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Just now, NameNotFound said:

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

ITS HAPPENING!

 

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well, as a barca fan this is one of the only things that can save today.

the only good thing that can come of today is Messi finally saying the right words to get the board voted out and QE

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4 minutes ago, NoName said:

LHF

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Yea, otherwise kids stop telling your 9.95ers things you dumb idiot

2 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

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Merry Quinn-mas! Let's sing a Carroll 

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