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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#24153
Just now, FreeHorn said:

Good bounce back! LFG! Now let’s drop a bag for Banks and get this rolling  

 

@Machinator I haven’t forgot I owe you and somebody else a number 1. I’ll pay my debts now or we can take care of this at the next Surly Meet Up aka the Surly Olympic Races. 


How the Fuck are you still around and not neg bombed? 

#24154
6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Who knows? You might even wake up the next morning with McRib remnants plastered all over your face. 

 

 

Oh, the shame and degradation.

#24156
Just now, Newy25 said:


How the Fuck are you still around and not neg bombed? 

Damn it man, a kid everybody thought was in showed me his Texas edit and told everybody who would listen he was committed to Texas. How long you holding it against me cause Oregon’s close game was stronger?

#24157
Just now, FreeHorn said:

Damn it man, a kid everybody thought was in showed me his Texas edit and told everybody who would listen he was committed to Texas. How long you holding it against me cause Oregon’s close game was stronger?

Since you’re new here, all me to help; forever. 

#24158
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Since you’re new here, all me to help; forever. 

Fair Enough. Those are the Surly rules. 

#24159
1 minute ago, FreeHorn said:

Damn it man, a kid everybody thought was in showed me his Texas edit and told everybody who would listen he was committed to Texas. How long you holding it against me cause Oregon’s close game was stronger?


This isn’t Nam. There are rules and consequences for breaking them. Fake insiders get blasted. 

#24160
2 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

Damn it man, a kid everybody thought was in showed me his Texas edit and told everybody who would listen he was committed to Texas. How long you holding it against me cause Oregon’s close game was stronger?

Also, the staff saw the same edits. Do you think we aren’t holding it against them for getting out worked?

#24161
4 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Flood in his office butt chugging coffee listening to Semisonic cursing CTJ's source rn

Third Eye Blind, imo. "I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend"

#24162
2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


This isn’t Nam. There are rules and consequences for breaking them. Fake insiders get blasted. 

amen. fake insiders are the worst. I feel like I’m more qualified than anyone here to make that statement. 

#24166
1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

FWIW Derrick Brown is liking literally everything people tweet at him about comitting to Texas.

Speaking of friendly Californians and shitty closers... Dave Aranda

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#24167

While we are slightly backing from the ledge, pretty exciting to see Maalik impressing with his accuracy at elite 11. Everyone knows he has a cannon but it sure seems like he has the potential to be an elite passer all around. 

Fake football and all, won’t mean shit unless he can keep his mechanics in a real game and make good decisions but good to see he’s more than a big kid who throws hard. 

#24168
19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is he at a pappasitos happy hour?

No, depending on how desperate he is he might be at Nate’s West End. 

#24169

"He might be in a Galveston bed and breakfast, wife looking on as a fragile divorcée moans and all you see is a man bun, bobbing up and down."

I live on the west end of the island. Not only is it packed to the gills this weekend, but if you have not made reservations months in advance your out of luck.

#24170
8 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

Fair Enough. Those are the Surly rules. 

Team letFreeHornlive. He rightfully paid the price yesterday but doesn’t deserve the full Carl/Walker Little shirt guy death sentence imo. 

#24174
1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

"No, depending on how desperate he is he might be at Nate’s West End. "

More like the Poop Deck Bar on the Sea Wall.

More like two tallboys of Bud Ice from Hummel's. 

#24178
4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"No, depending on how desperate he is he might be at Nate’s West End. "

More like the Poop Deck Bar on the Sea Wall.

There's always Dimitri's

#24181
2 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

We’re going to be a team full of bad ass, pipe swinging Connor’s and Cole’s.

Even more bizarre that we told a Jacob we didn’t have any room for him  

#24182
3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Even more bizarre that we told a Jacob we didn’t have any room for him  

That's going to especially hurt us if he ends up at OU sucks.

#24184
3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Even more bizarre that we told a Jacob we didn’t have any room for him  

Add Casey, Hudson, and Kai and we are competing for Wayne Brady’s All Name Team.

#24186

What’s this, some Indian solidarity because Satya is on his yearly masturbatory trip to vacation hot spot deleware? Picking up the slack? 

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

That's going to especially hurt us if he ends up at OU suck

#24187
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

What’s this, some Indian solidarity because Satya is on his yearly masturbatory trip to vacation hot spot deleware? Picking up the slack? 

I don't appreciate your racist overtones Carton.

Sexton was recently CB'ed to the Gooners.

My post that you responded to is nowhere close to the Chicken Little phenomenon that has possessed the Recruiting Board in the last 48 hours. 

#24189
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What’s this, some Indian solidarity because Satya is on his yearly masturbatory trip to vacation hot spot deleware? Picking up the slack? 

On a scale of Leonard Nimoy to Buzz Aldrin, how drunk are you right now?

#24190
6 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Htown Insider on IT -

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Probably what Nahlin was addressing in his update a few pages back 

#24191
4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What’s this, some Indian solidarity because Satya is on his yearly masturbatory trip to vacation hot spot deleware? Picking up the slack? 

What If I told you we all post from the same call center. 

#24192
Just now, UDontKnow said:

I don't appreciate your racist overtones Carton.

Sexton was recently CB'ed to the Gooners.

My post that you responded to is nowhere close to the Chicken Little phenomenon that has possessed the Recruiting Board in the last 48 hours. 

1) Lighten Up

2) he’s going to OU. most folks wrapped their heads around that a couple days ago…hence my comment

3) racist? Ok. 

#24196
Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Oh good. Well, if I explain it, I'm sure it will still be funny. 

I doubt it, if I’m not drunk now I’m about to be so I won’t remember this tomorrow. 

#24199

When Murphy misses, it’s usually high, but I’ll be damned if he didn’t hit a majority of the targets. This is a rapid fire exercise, and he has to be additionally tired at the end of two days of constant throwing. He has special arm talent and size, and seems to be open to learning. We just have to see how he reacts when the bullets are flying (small sample size so far, mediocre competition level), but he’s certainly impressing in the Elite 11.

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