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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#27806

If Texas lands Patton, I am going to give credit to @South Austin because he has kinfolk in Tenaha. I'm sure he put in the good work to bring Patton back to his senses and steer him away from that weird cake baking, ugly khaki-wearing, and creepy sleepover-ing Harbaugh.

#27807
3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If Texas lands Patton, I am going to give credit to @South Austin because he has kinfolk in Tenaha. I'm sure he put in the good work to bring Patton back to his senses and steer him away from that weird cake baking, ugly khaki-wearing, and creepy sleepover-ing Harbaugh.

My ex’s kinfolk, but you’re very kind and I’ll take whatever credit I can get.

#27808
4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If Texas lands Patton, I am going to give credit to @South Austin because he has kinfolk in Tenaha. I'm sure he put in the good work to bring Patton back to his senses and steer him away from that weird cake baking, ugly khaki-wearing, and creepy sleepover-ing Harbaugh.

Probably should thank his mom.

#27809

Michigan insider on Patton, via IT:

"I stayed off of a Crystal Ball here because I was told he had given a silent verbal to all three programs he listed as his finalists. Silent verbals remain basically worthless.

Given what has transpired behind the scenes, I would be SHOCKED if this recruitment is over. The only thing will be whether or not Michigan believes it will be worth the effort. My INSTINCT says they will move on. Could actually see him ending up at Texas when all is said and done if the UT staff decides to continue recruiting him."

#27812
2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

That's great, but I've actually met Evan Stewart. 

Yeah, well me and Evan Williams basically share a bank account.

#27813
9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Probably should thank his mom.

A lot of us already thanked his mom last night.  We're not that rude, you know.

Edited by OU Sucks

#27816
1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Its been barely 24 hours and we are about to get a commit in 9 minutes. I don't understand the constant emotional pendulum when its proven almost every year that Texas will get its guys. We don't need to be full of the virtue of patience, but we as a fanbase definitely need more of it than we currently have.

I guess I’m thinking that we will need the big guns to compete in the SEC. I was hoping this new staff would have a Georgia type recruiting effect and it hasn’t at all.

#27821
1 minute ago, maninblack said:

Did he switch it?

Yes. Cole Patterson switched his CB from Texas to Baylor. Some last minute shenanigans going on.

#27822

I’ll not hold my breath that any commitment to Baylor will stick.  Shouldn’t be long before these kids get it explained to them that the big 12 will be dead and gone long before 2025. 

#27827
3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

So he went from guaranteed Michigan to probably Baylor to he gave silents to all 3 lulz. 
fire burn GIF by South Park

Patton doesn't seem to know what he really wants. Better hurry up and make a public commitment though!

#27829
17 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Patton doesn't seem to know what he really wants. Better hurry up and make a public commitment though!

Surprised aggy is not in it, given Patton's fake quote about winning wars with aggy types. 

#27830

I think Brown and Patton are the defensive version of Hutson/Robertson, so I’m putting in an old man’s wrinkled ball for Patton to Texas. Hell, why not two balls.

#27831
10 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think Brown and Patton are the defensive version of Hutson/Robertson, so I’m putting in an old man’s wrinkled ball for Patton to Texas. Hell, why not two balls.

I can attest that two balls are better than one ball.

#27832
10 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think Brown and Patton are the defensive version of Hutson/Robertson, so I’m putting in an old man’s wrinkled ball for Patton to Texas. Hell, why not two balls.

I'll chip in a couple of saggies. 

#27835
31 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think Brown and Patton are the defensive version of Hutson/Robertson, so I’m putting in an old man’s wrinkled ball for Patton to Texas. Hell, why not two balls.

I'd do the same, but my wife took mine long ago.

#27838
25 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'd do the same, but my wife took mine long ago.

TDIL Jesus has no balls and is married. 2021 has been a heart break of a year so far. 

#27840
3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

TDIL Jesus has no balls and is married. 2021 has been a heart break of a year so far. 

That Mary Magdalene is a real ball breaker

#27841
5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That Mary Magdalene is a real ball breaker

This is not surprising considering I was told she is a real hussy. I know it's in your nature to forgive, but you could do a lot better Jesus.

#27843
11 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

This is not surprising considering I was told she is a real hussy. I know it's in your nature to forgive, but you could do a lot better Jesus.

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#27846
1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

He’s going to commit to all five and the real announcement will be on signing day. 

Well that would be original.

#27848
2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

He’s going to commit to all five and the real announcement will be on signing day. 

And he is going to show 5 commitment videos

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