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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#29301
53 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That’s the problem. 

No shit, but it doesn’t mean it’s accurate to say none of the NIL money will require performance from the players. 

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#29302
1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Sharing in case anyone has a kid at UT who's willing to be a Surly Spy

 

I guess they can't come right out and ask for good looking and willing coeds.

#29303

lol at Sark already thinking of replacing Andre Coleman.  You had a blank fucking check to bring in the best assistants.  You kept a damn analyst that had proven he's a shitty coach.  Just look at the fucking WR play last year.  He has also proven that he's a terrible recruiter.  

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#29304
1 minute ago, victory88 said:

lol at Sark already thinking of replacing Andre Coleman.  You had a blank fucking check to bring in the best assistants.  You kept a damn analyst that had proven he's a shitty coach.  Just look at the fucking WR play last year.  He has also proven that he's a terrible recruiter.  

Relax. 

#29305
14 minutes ago, victory88 said:

lol at Sark already thinking of replacing Andre Coleman.  You had a blank fucking check to bring in the best assistants.  You kept a damn analyst that had proven he's a shitty coach.  Just look at the fucking WR play last year.  He has also proven that he's a terrible recruiter.  

We hired an analyst to be our damn HC, can you imagine??

#29306
28 minutes ago, victory88 said:

lol at Sark already thinking of replacing Andre Coleman.  You had a blank fucking check to bring in the best assistants.  You kept a damn analyst that had proven he's a shitty coach.  Just look at the fucking WR play last year.  He has also proven that he's a terrible recruiter.  

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#29312
1 hour ago, victory88 said:

lol at Sark already thinking of replacing Andre Coleman.  You had a blank fucking check to bring in the best assistants.  You kept a damn analyst that had proven he's a shitty coach.  Just look at the fucking WR play last year.  He has also proven that he's a terrible recruiter.  

Lol at you overreacting to some random persons post on IT

#29313
20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Lol at you overreacting to some random persons post on IT

I didn't even follow that. I thought it was just general rage. What post is he referencing?

#29314
56 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well you can tell how excited the board was about this guy given that this was 20 hours ago

 

We don’t need CJ because we are getting Evan Stewart after we win the big 12 this year. 
 

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#29315
6 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Correct me if I'm wrong - but Hooks hasn't coached in college at all has he?  He went from college to a short stint in the pros to a trainer/high school coach, no? 

Hooks coached me in high school... he was very good and he illegally recruited all of our best players from around the metroplex so I think he would do just fine. He also grinded to get his training business off of the ground when nobody was doing it at the time. 

#29318
1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

We don’t need CJ because we are getting Evan Stewart after we win the big 12 this year. 
 

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I would like nothing more than Texas to win the final Big 12 conference title... just like we bid farewell to Aggy. This will almost make up for the last decade of sucking...almost.

#29320

Couple of things I don't get.  first, Texas will wind up with a top 10 or so class.  Why all the angst?   Aggie might be 7  0r 8 but not a big difference.   Second, why is Sark even having these problems?   Is the Big 12 that big of a drag?

#29321
Just now, covid 19 said:

Couple of things I don't get.  first, Texas will wind up with a top 10 or so class.  Why all the angst?   Aggie might be 7  0r 8 but not a big difference.   Second, why is Sark even having these problems?   Is the Big 12 that big of a drag?

That username is certainly a choice. 

#29322

A&M is looking for some dawgs in the secondary. Kids actually fall for this shit. Or they just need an excuse to take the money. Either way, Sark needs to hope 2023 kids are a little smarter or cheaper. 

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#29324
We don’t need CJ because we are getting Evan Stewart after we win the big 12 this year. 
 
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Evan Stewart is gone unless we somehow start SEC play for '22. Not sure anything less than making the playoffs this season will entice him into one or (gasps and throws up a little) two seasons in the Big12 before making the jump.
#29325
2 minutes ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:
We don’t need CJ because we are getting Evan Stewart after we win the big 12 this year. 
 
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Evan Stewart is gone unless we somehow start SEC play for '22. Not sure anything less than making the playoffs this season will entice him into one or (gasps and throws up a little) two seasons in the Big12 before making the jump.

So you’re saying we’ll land Stewart, then? 

#29327
18 minutes ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:
We don’t need CJ because we are getting Evan Stewart after we win the big 12 this year. 
 
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Evan Stewart is gone unless we somehow start SEC play for '22. Not sure anything less than making the playoffs this season will entice him into one or (gasps and throws up a little) two seasons in the Big12 before making the jump.

I know the last few months has made it feel like we’ll never land another elite player but in theory we were right in the mix for him before he knew there might be a chance to play for UT in the SEC. And technically got him to commit to Texas when we were seemingly committed to the Big12 for the long haul.

 

#29328
27 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

So you’re saying we’ll land Stewart, then? 

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I checked out his Instagram page for all his visit pictures. The Texas visit garnered 76k likes compared to 50k average from aggy, Florida, and bama. Put that shit in the calculator. 

#29329
1 hour ago, covid 19 said:

Couple of things I don't get.  first, Texas will wind up with a top 10 or so class.  Why all the angst?   Aggie might be 7  0r 8 but not a big difference.   Second, why is Sark even having these problems?   Is the Big 12 that big of a drag?

So what made that name win out over "Holocaust" and "9/11"?

#29331
1 hour ago, ousux said:
5 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:
We don’t need CJ because we are getting Evan Stewart after we win the big 12 this year. 
 
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Evan Stewart is gone unless we somehow start SEC play for '22. Not sure anything less than making the playoffs this season will entice him into one or (gasps and throws up a little) two seasons in the Big12 before making the jump.

Doubt he meant it when he said it 

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#29332
9 hours ago, Bevo said:

https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/609/873/9873609.jpg?fit=crop&width=100&fit=crop

 

I think I figured out why OL are called big uglies.

old dude question coming... when did it become OK to bag on a kid's appearance - especially one that is supposedly considering us?  Seems out of bounds unless he becomes an OU or aggy commit, or goes full Brock. 

#29333
1 minute ago, MIkeHoncho said:

old dude question coming... when did it become OK to bag on a kid's appearance - especially one that is supposedly considering us?  Seems out of bounds unless he becomes an OU or aggy commit, or goes full Brock. 

Honestly who gives a shit how a kid looks they aren’t at UT to be male models.  Can the dude push another big dude out of the way for Bijan?  Then alright, alright, alright.

 

Although that Spencer Rattler kid looks like an alien or Voldemort 

#29334
14 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

Honestly who gives a shit how a kid looks they aren’t at UT to be male models.  Can the dude push another big dude out of the way for Bijan?  Then alright, alright, alright.

 

Although that Spencer Rattler kid looks like an alien or Voldemort 

Spencer Rattler looks like a botched abortion.

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#29337
33 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

old dude question coming... when did it become OK to bag on a kid's appearance - especially one that is supposedly considering us?  Seems out of bounds unless he becomes an OU or aggy commit, or goes full Brock. 

Hahahahahahaha. Old dude new to Surly? 

#29340
48 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

old dude question coming... when did it become OK to bag on a kid's appearance - especially one that is supposedly considering us?  Seems out of bounds unless he becomes an OU or aggy commit, or goes full Brock. 

Honestly, that kid looks exactly how I want my linemen to look.  Like a giant dude who will kick your ass.

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#29341

I’ve seen pictures of Shaggy/Surly happy hour gatherings and y’all motherfuckers got no room to bag on anyone else’s face/physique/style/etc.

#29342
7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

There are only two things in this world that make me angry.  The first is people who are so shallow and so cruel that they make fun of another person’s appearance.   The second is Spencer Rattler and his grotesque face and hair.

And the Dutch 

#29343
31 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I’ve seen pictures of Shaggy/Surly happy hour gatherings and y’all motherfuckers got no room to bag on anyone else’s face/physique/style/etc.

speak for yourself you ugly motherfucker. 

#29344
1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

I’ve seen pictures of Shaggy/Surly happy hour gatherings and y’all motherfuckers got no room to bag on anyone else’s face/physique/style/etc.

avatar checks out..

#29346
1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

I’ve seen pictures of Shaggy/Surly happy hour gatherings and y’all motherfuckers got no room to bag on anyone else’s face/physique/style/etc.

I also remember all the “10s” at the Hornfans tailgate about 15 years ago. And that’s when they were almost middle age. 

#29348
9 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

old dude question coming... when did it become OK to bag on a kid's appearance - especially one that is supposedly considering us?  Seems out of bounds unless he becomes an OU or aggy commit, or goes full Brock. 

Becoming disoriented is a symptom of old age,  I know I'm old too.  

FYI,  this is Surly your are reading.  

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#29349
8 hours ago, irishtexan said:

I’ve seen pictures of Shaggy/Surly happy hour gatherings and y’all motherfuckers got no room to bag on anyone else’s face/physique/style/etc.

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