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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#30851

The latest podcast is amazing. Brought tears to my eyes to hear the dreams of @immamacand @RGBIIIbeing realized, and what that means to the UT Football program going forward. Those of you who were waiting until you see if this $10k Burnt Ends thing was real...y'all need to get on board the train. The rest of you who say they don't have even 10 bucks a month to give should fuck right off. 

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#30853
5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Probably a troll, but....

 

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If I ever subscribe to a site for ten years as a troll, someone come to my house and beat my ass.

#30854
4 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

If I ever subscribe to a site for ten years as a troll, someone come to my house and beat my ass.

Address please?

 

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#30855
8 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

If I ever subscribe to a site for ten years as a troll, someone come to my house and beat my ass.

 

This request could come back to bite you in the Future, Man.

 

#30856
1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

This request could come back to bite you in the Future, Man.

 

I don’t get it. 

#30857
31 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The latest podcast is amazing. Brought tears to my eyes to hear the dreams of @immamacand @RGBIIIbeing realized, and what that means to the UT Football program going forward. Those of you who were waiting until you see if this $10k Burnt Ends thing was real...y'all need to get on board the train. The rest of you who say they don't have even 10 bucks a month to give should fuck right off. 

what about those of us advised to not get involved with multiple NIL schemes, can we cheer y'all on while doing a thing over in another place?

because what's better than 1 group of degenerates doing this is a bunch of groups of degenerates.

#30864
6 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Hawthorne

pffffft.  what's the matter, smartass, you don't know any fucking shakespeare?

 

#30869
40 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Reading this secondhand through IT, but apparently Roach thinks we land another commit within a week

Guilbeau supposed to be at the game this weekend so I guessing he plans to re-commit after this weekend.

#30871
9 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Guilbeau supposed to be at the game this weekend so I guessing he plans to re-commit after this weekend.

Tell him he can only come if he films himself taking a shit on Patterson's porch. 

#30872
1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Anthony Jones hudl highlights from first two games.  Mostly TE highlights.

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/14227225/612c0fb5b3c97a08088e6630

tryna get that surly money

edit: Do they also have a fake pat where the design involves throwing it over the QB's head?? lol - wtf was happening at end of that video?

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#30874
1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

Who said Jones had bricks for hands? Dude caught like five touchdowns in those highlights.

The "bricks for hands" description was for Arlis Boardingham, IIRC. 

It might be worthwhile to have Jones be a TE on the 40 if DL recruiting continues its upward trajectory.

#30876
3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

The "bricks for hands" description was for Arlis Boardingham, IIRC. 

It might be worthwhile to have Jones be a TE on the 40 if DL recruiting continues its upward trajectory.

He’s tryna get some of that sweet Burnt Ends money. 

#30890
2 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

This means we get Cheeks back right

If I was Sark I'd being calling him and FUD the shit out of that butter toothed idiot

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#30891

Everyone needs to stop it with the recruiting shit until we get to the bottom of that backwards cheerleader. What the fuck. 

#30892
29 minutes ago, maninblack said:

If I was Sark I'd being calling him and FUD the shit out of that butter toothed idiot

FUD’ing the shit out of Mack the week he lost his brother to cancer would play out perfectly …  for Mack. 

even Patterson would avoid that minefield. 

#30893
56 minutes ago, maninblack said:

If I was Sark I'd being calling him and FUD the shit out of that butter toothed idiot

 

11 minutes ago, golfclap said:

FUD’ing the shit out of Mack the week he lost his brother to cancer would play out perfectly …  for Mack. 

even Patterson would avoid that minefield. 

 

Y'all leave @Fud out of this. He's a good poster!

#30894
10 minutes ago, golfclap said:

FUD’ing the shit out of Mack the week he lost his brother to cancer would play out perfectly …  for Mack. 

even Patterson would avoid that minefield. 

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#30897
14 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Tell him he can only come if he films himself taking a shit on Patterson's chest. 

FIFY.... NTTAWWT

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