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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#3051

 

 

 

Bobby Taylor

Emeka Megwa

Julian Humphrey (the TikTok star)

Denver Harris

Trent McGaughey (Shadow Creek TE)

They all posted these around the same time yesterday.

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#3052

Saw on Twitter that Bobby Taylor is sitting out the his first scrimmage and first game for social justice..  Aggy lock still?

#3053
2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Remember that time Garret Fuckface Wilson trashed Texas on his way to a school that probably won’t play football this year. I member. 

😀 Yes, I member too.

#3054
4 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Saw on Twitter that Bobby Taylor is sitting out the his first scrimmage and first game for social justice..  Aggy lock still?

Not after the Loyal White Knights of texags get a hold of him.

#3055
12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Not after the Loyal White Knights of texags get a hold of him.

Eh they seem to be pretty reasonable while they are recruits. It’s not until they are on campus  that it turns into “shut up and put a penny on Sullys foot, boy”. 

#3056
33 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Saw on Twitter that Bobby Taylor is sitting out the his first scrimmage and first game for social justice..  Aggy lock still?

they're going to need to give him a starting spot to get him, luckily for him he probably could start for them this year. of course, he didn't start last year for Katy so ... 

 

 

#3057
27 minutes ago, golfclap said:

they're going to need to give him a starting spot to get him, luckily for him he probably could start for them this year. of course, he didn't start last year for Katy so ... 

 

 

I thought he just moved into Katy?

#3058
2 minutes ago, bEastTexas said:

I thought he just moved into Katy?

He didn't play varsity at Heights as a FR - but moved over to Katy last summer and played varsity but never started, at least that I am aware of. 

http://www.hudl.com/v/2CXHM5

 

#3059

 

Edit to add: Kevin Washington added that the music was created by Tyler Johnson. When you begin to promote music, now that's something different. 

Edited by Ricky's one-hitter

#3061
58 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Edit to add: Kevin Washington added that the music was created by Tyler Johnson. When you begin to promote music, now that's something different. 

Next. Fucking. Level. 

that is fantastic. 

#3062

I hope Johnson only gets beats in the recording studio and not on the field! Just a little Wednesday afternoon humor for everyone. God bless. 

#3065
2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I hope Johnson only gets beats in the recording studio and not on the field! Just a little Wednesday afternoon humor for everyone. God bless. 

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#3070
4 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Will lb?

Was just going to wonder aloud how big they think he's gonna get. Also guessed LB for him

#3071
17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bear Alexandet tweeted out he's "Over with the process and ready to lock in with a program".

 

 

Edited by gordogg24p

#3073
31 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bear Alexandet tweeted out he's "Over with the process and ready to lock in with a program".

Alexandet? Sacre’ bleu!

#3077
3 hours ago, gordogg24p said:

 

 

Isn't it a bit early for an SEC level bag to have been dropped?  

They should just be in the opening bid phase. 

 

#3078

Is Bear, Coburn like?  Seems like the staff likes to recruit DEs that look to add a lot of weight to spin inside.  

#3081

Isn’t bear a bigger name than a get at this point? He’s just been known forever, which is probably why he’s tired. 247 barely has him as a 4 star, but his composite is high. How good is this kid? Would he be an active and dynamic recruiter?

#3082
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Isn’t bear a bigger name than a get at this point? He’s just been known forever, which is probably why he’s tired. 247 barely has him as a 4 star, but his composite is high. How good is this kid? Would he be an active and dynamic recruiter?

I think Gerry Hamilton was at a camp recently and said the Bear had lost a good bit of weight, down to maybe 300 lbs and looked a lot leaner and quicker.

#3083
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Isn’t bear a bigger name than a get at this point? He’s just been known forever, which is probably why he’s tired. 247 barely has him as a 4 star, but his composite is high. How good is this kid? Would he be an active and dynamic recruiter?

247 isn't as high on him as the other services but I assume that will change once he actually plays a few downs of varsity at Ryan. As @Elmer_Fudd said, Hamilton has spoke highly of his physique recently so I'd be surprised if he flopped once he gets started at Ryan.

#3084
1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I think Gerry Hamilton was at a camp recently and said the Bear had lost a good bit of weight, down to maybe 300 lbs and looked a lot leaner and quicker.

Good to hear.  No way a 15/16 year old kid should be walking around at 350 pounds, even one as talented as Bear.  Hope he shows off the newly earned athleticism and makes a leap up the 247 board.

But knowing the rankings - he'll probably plummet because he's no longer 'SEC' size.

#3085
5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Good to hear.  No way a 15/16 year old kid should be walking around at 350 pounds, even one as talented as Bear.  Hope he shows off the newly earned athleticism and makes a leap up the 247 board.

But knowing the rankings - he'll probably plummet because he's no longer 'SEC' size.

He's still a really big dude and hasn't played a down of varsity football, which probably explains the 247 ranking a bit. Bear looks to be in much better shape, even smaller than he was as a Freshman at Terrell where he did play varsity (and dominated)

 

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/11463976/5be32c329677720b2cf3a9dc

He doesn't have the same first step that Coburn does, but he has a strong punch and active hands. Even as a fat Freshman where he could bullrush everybody, he used a few different pass rush moves. I'll be curious to see his tape this year, specifically for first step quickness and strength retention. He's an elite prospect. 

Also: Bear Alexander is doing exactly what the SEC corches hoped Vaka would do. Take football seriously and lose the bad weight. Vaka is still a fat fuck which is why he dropped. Alexander dropping weight will improve his ranking, no doubt.

 

#3086
9 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

He's still a really big dude and hasn't played a down of varsity football, which probably explains the 247 ranking a bit. Bear looks to be in much better shape, even smaller than he was as a Freshman at Terrell where he did play varsity (and dominated)

 

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/11463976/5be32c329677720b2cf3a9dc

He doesn't have the same first step that Coburn does, but he has a strong punch and active hands. Even as a fat Freshman where he could bullrush everybody, he used a few different pass rush moves. I'll be curious to see his tape this year, specifically for first step quickness and strength retention. He's an elite prospect. 

Also: Bear Alexander is doing exactly what the SEC corches hoped Vaka would do. Take football seriously and lose the bad weight. Vaka is still a fat fuck which is why he dropped. Alexander dropping weight will improve his ranking, no doubt.

 

I was literally about to make the Vaka comparison. 

#3088
9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Does anyone know which way he's leaning? 

Seems like Texas, Aggy, or OU?

Seems like Texas or aggy. Haven't seen any chatter on blOU, although Bama was involved at some point. 

#3089
27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Does anyone know which way he's leaning? 

Seems like Texas, Aggy, or OU?

Between pro Texas parties in his high school program and Ewers + 2022 DFW recruiting momentum, Texas seems like it has some tailwinds here, but I'm not confident or anything 

#3090

This discussion of Alexander brought to my mind Kendell "Hulk" Jones. There are always going to be some big misses, but that kid really fell off the map. Granted, there were a ton of disappointments with the whole 2016 class (Delance, Fitzgerald, Elliott, Fowler...I need not go on), but Jones' free fall seemed especially breathtaking.

 

  

#3093

He only has 1 CB that I can see (OU on  8-18) and no futurecasts on Rivals. Maybe I'm missing something?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

#3094
9 minutes ago, golfclap said:

He only has 1 CB that I can see (OU on  8-18) and no futurecasts on Rivals. Maybe I'm missing something?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

He's the one w the handler running the account, right? Probably needs a cash influx.

#3095
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

He's the one w the handler running the account, right? Probably needs a cash influx.

I feel bad for the kid. I hate him because of this account, but I think his dad runs it. So, I hate his dad which probably bodes poorly for Reuben as well. 

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