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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#32351

BBQ 101- Can't BBQ without beef.

Please allow me an avenue to NIL, at least twenty bucks a month, plus merch, to offensive lineman. We seem to be stuck in a Groundhog Day of perpetual t-bagging until we do something. It's obvious we are going nowhere fast without them regardless of who the coach is. If you want to keep Texas as an also ran all you have to do is collectively buy all of our targeted lineman. (I'm looking at you Oregon, Aggy, OU and Alabama)

For the sweet love of God and Willie Nelson, load money in Conan's boxes and deliver The Savage. I joined to legally drop bags/Pizza boxes and I bet I'm not alone. 

Make an add on option to the burnt ends. "Burnt Ends Savages", or whatever. A tag for those of us willing to put additional money where our mouth is. Just a thought as I sit here hoping we beat fucking Rice. 

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#32352

Pretty sure I just saw Perkins on Bevo Blvd with two women (his mom was supposed to be accompanying him today) they all had lanyards and all that.

#32353
1 minute ago, Atticus said:

Pretty sure I just saw Perkins on Bevo Blvd with two women (his mom was supposed to be accompanying him today) they all had lanyards and all that.

If it was not his mom did they happen to be romancing each other?

#32354
17 minutes ago, BurntUp said:

BBQ 101- Can't BBQ without beef.

Please allow me an avenue to NIL, at least twenty bucks a month, plus merch, to offensive lineman. We seem to be stuck in a Groundhog Day of perpetual t-bagging until we do something. It's obvious we are going nowhere fast without them regardless of who the coach is. If you want to keep Texas as an also ran all you have to do is collectively buy all of our targeted lineman. (I'm looking at you Oregon, Aggy, OU and Alabama)

For the sweet love of God and Willie Nelson, load money in Conan's boxes and deliver The Savage. I joined to legally drop bags/Pizza boxes and I bet I'm not alone. 

Make an add on option to the burnt ends. "Burnt Ends Savages", or whatever. A tag for those of us willing to put additional money where our mouth is. Just a thought as I sit here hoping we beat fucking Rice. 

It’s coming soon and probably OL

#32356

TE Jaleel Skinner
6-foot-5, 210 pounds
Greer, South Carolina
ESPN 300 rank: 64

Top choices: Alabama, Clemson, Florida State, Miami, Texas

Skinner is the top-rated tight end in this class and a top-100 recruit. He released his top five after taking visits to some of his top schools in June. He went to Miami, Alabama and Texas, among a few others, then took his official visit to Florida State in the beginning of September.

Skinner will still take visits to Florida this weekend, Texas on Sept. 25 and Clemson on Oct. 2. He's going to announce his commitment on Oct. 9, so this one might be a little more difficult to predict. The Longhorns are making a push, but this could change over the next few weeks.

The pick: Texas

#32358
3 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Good news: Evan Stewart is watching this UF beatdown

Bad News: Evan Stewart is watching this Bama beatdown

That's my analysis for the day. $9.95

edit: Jaleel too

Update: that game was probably no bueno for us with Stewart. But if Jaleel goes to FSU after today, he crazy.

#32360
1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Update: that game was probably no bueno for us with Stewart. But if Jaleel goes to FSU after today, he crazy rich

FIFY

#32361
2 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Update: that game was probably no bueno for us with Stewart. But if Jaleel goes to FSU after today, he crazy.

Idk Sark doing a great job force feeding Worthy. Stewart has to like that 

#32364
5 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

Stewart has loved UF and Gainesville for a while. I'd say it's probably 80% UF, 10% Bama, 5% Texas, 5% LSU rn.

Thanks for your input. What else you going to pull out of your ass?

#32365
Stewart has loved UF and Gainesville for a while. I'd say it's probably 80% UF, 10% Bama, 5% Texas, 5% LSU rn.

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#32366
27 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Thanks for your input. What else you going to pull out of your ass?

He almost committed there back in July. Don't be shocked when it happens

#32369
2 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

You shouldn't be shocked when Winfield flips to Sparty either.

I don't think any Texas message board would be surprised in the slightest if that happened

#32370
4 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

He almost committed there back in July. Don't be shocked when it happens

You're underplaying how much he likes Texas. By a lot. 

#32372
3 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

I don't think any Texas message board would be surprised in the slightest if that happened

That's fair. You know everyone will frame it as no big deal, but he can really play. Tucker is slowly but surely building that program back from Dantonio's ashes

#32373
Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’m not shocked by any recruiting moves. He did commit here.

Again that's fair. I should've phrased it by saying the board as a whole will be shocked (assuming he keeps things quiet)

#32374
Just now, George Clooney said:

Again that's fair. I should've phrased it by saying the board as a whole will be shocked (assuming he keeps things quiet)

Again, I don’t think they would be that shocked. He’s been all over the place in his recruitment.

#32376

Well if we lost everyone after the Arkansas game, I assume we will get everyone after the Rice game.

#32377

There's always a chance Mullen and Billy Gonzalez don't close, but they're ahead by a good margin rn. Andre Coleman is in over his head, especially in recruitments like this.

#32388

the reason evan stewart is infatuated with uf is because they have a dedicated tik tok influencer house with other popular tiktokers..... he could walk right in & be in a house with tiktokers who have triple the millions of followers he has..... texas is also once again lagging behind in this area.......

u old heads wot know anyone in this pic from the house but evan will.......

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aggy also has a viral tiktok hype house on campus  for reference on how far texas is behid with tiktok

#32389
1 minute ago, 2813308004 said:

the reason evan stewart is infatuated with uf is because they have a dedicated tik tok influencer house with other popular tiktokers..... he could walk right in & be in a house with tiktokers who have triple the millions of followers he has..... texas is also once again lagging behind in this area.......

u old heads wot know anyone in this pic from the house but evan will.......

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Hi and bye Carl

#32390
10 minutes ago, 2813308004 said:

the reason evan stewart is infatuated with uf is because they have a dedicated tik tok influencer house with other popular tiktokers..... he could walk right in & be in a house with tiktokers who have triple the millions of followers he has..... texas is also once again lagging behind in this area.......

u old heads wot know anyone in this pic from the house but evan will.......

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aggy also has a viral tiktok hype house on campus  for reference on how far texas is behid with tiktok

I usually just peruse the recruiting board on occasion and rarely post but made sure to stop by to neg you and tell you how fucking stupid you are. 

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#32391
12 minutes ago, 2813308004 said:

the reason evan stewart is infatuated with uf is because they have a dedicated tik tok influencer house with other popular tiktokers..... he could walk right in & be in a house with tiktokers who have triple the millions of followers he has..... texas is also once again lagging behind in this area.......

u old heads wot know anyone in this pic from the house but evan will.......

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Bitch Slap Slapping GIF

#32392
2 hours ago, George Clooney said:

You shouldn't be shocked when Winfield flips to Sparty either.

You seem like you suck too. 

#32393
58 minutes ago, 2813308004 said:

the reason evan stewart is infatuated with uf is because they have a dedicated tik tok influencer house with other popular tiktokers..... he could walk right in & be in a house with tiktokers who have triple the millions of followers he has..... texas is also once again lagging behind in this area.......

u old heads wot know anyone in this pic from the house but evan will.......

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Viral.tik.tok.hype.house.whoop. 

#32394
1 hour ago, 2813308004 said:

the reason evan stewart is infatuated with uf is because they have a dedicated tik tok influencer house with other popular tiktokers..... he could walk right in & be in a house with tiktokers who have triple the millions of followers he has..... texas is also once again lagging behind in this area.......

u old heads wot know anyone in this pic from the house but evan will.......

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Next time make it less obvious with the Mike Jones reference. Glad your cousin is finally contributing this season, but fuck you.

#32395
2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Next time make it less obvious with the Mike Jones reference. Glad your cousin is finally contributing this season, butt fuck you.

I'm certain it was auto-corrected but I got you, brother.

#32398
8 hours ago, 2813308004 said:

the reason evan stewart is infatuated with uf is because they have a dedicated tik tok influencer house with other popular tiktokers..... he could walk right in & be in a house with tiktokers who have triple the millions of followers he has..... texas is also once again lagging behind in this area.......

u old heads wot know anyone in this pic from the house but evan will.......

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aggy also has a viral tiktok hype house on campus  for reference on how far texas is behid with tiktok

Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay. But this is the gayest post in surly

#32399

I wonder if Brenen Thompson committed? He brought pretty much his whole family(mom/grandpa/uncle), we were his last official visit. He also brought an uncle and his trainer. Per Gerry he had a meeting with the Texas track and field coaches as well. 

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#32400
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I wonder if Brenen Thompson committed? He brought pretty much his whole family(mom/grandpa/uncle), we were his last official visit. He also brought an uncle and his trainer. Per Gerry he had a meeting with the Texas track and field coaches as well. 

Maybe they dropped the 30k ask?

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