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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Gunna need to upgrade the field drainage for the home sideline.

Order more towels

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Order more towels

AC in the booth already a sunk cost. Put him there keep the towel money on the field.
Order more towels

AC in the booth already a sunk cost. Put him there keep the towel money on the field.
3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Can you fucking idiots stop discussing the bigger fucking idiot named Ian Boyd on this thread, please? Christ.

oscar the grouch GIF

36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Can you fucking idiots stop discussing the bigger fucking idiot named Ian Boyd on this thread, please? Christ.

Well if you must know he’s currently defending Christian Jones and saying shit such as we don’t need a replacement for him to win the big 12

49 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

Da fuq?  I've got 2 diplomas from the 40 Acres...I've never attended a football game in kyle field.  The only time I've spent more than 5 minutes in college station in the last 15 years was last year about this time when I had to drive down to pick up a bicycle for my daughter from "santa".  

Just because I'm assuming that Dewberry goes aggy, along with the recent string of others they've landed, doesn't mean i'm an aggy.  

I guess I can PM you my TexasExes Lifetime Member ID# to prove you wrong?

This sounds exactly like what an aggy would say. 

36 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


AC in the booth already a sunk cost. Put him there keep the towel money on the field.

Should we ask Orgeron if the AC is ok in the booth?

10 minutes ago, Austin said:

Should we ask Orgeron if the AC is ok in the booth?

Yaw yaw yaw yaw air con

9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

 

I have zero faith Choate & PK close this deal. Love to be proven wrong but just don't see it based on current momentum for the Horns.

1 hour ago, turtlepond said:

I guess I can PM you my TexasExes Lifetime Member ID# to prove you wrong?

Also, please include a paystub so we can compare your compensation with the male nursing industry. 

Edited to add: The only real way we know if you're with us is to contribute to Burnt Ends. Get that flair boiii

Edited by Enchubben

I suspect if Fatterson were to join our staff it would be in a TCU mole capacity.

Edited by UTEE97

  • closetojumping changed the title to Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Please Commit To Us, We're Begging You

Begging?  Bribing with IOUs is more like it. 
 

we’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a signed LOI today. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

Just now, UTEE97 said:

I suspect if Fatterson were to join our staff it would be to in a TCU mole capacity.

Funny thing is I can see Patterson getting pissed, because they gave away his office. That shouldnt surprise anyone, but for some reason I can see Patterson being a petty person over stupid shit. 

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

I suspect if Fatterson were to join our staff it would be to in a TCU mole capacity.

You think they separated on good terms - or that Gary Patterson is a Sonny Dykes fan?

Just now, Codaxx said:

Funny thing is I can see Patterson getting pissed, because they gave away his office. That shouldnt surprise anyone, but for some reason I can see Patterson being a petty person over stupid shit. 

I'm guessing that it was the firing that would have pissed him off more than anything.

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Title change to reflect the halcyon days of this recruiting cycle for us as fans. 

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

I suspect if Fatterson were to join our staff it would be to in a TCU mole capacity.

I think I saw this episode. Is this the one where they catch him and tie him up at the end, and then they pull his mask off to reveal that it was Mr. Willard all along, and he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids?

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You think they separated on good terms - or that Gary Patterson is a Sonny Dykes fan?

I kept hearing how he was still working for TCU and putting together game plans. He has too much history (and a statue) with that place to cut ties imo.

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8 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Also, please include a paystub so we can compare your compensation with the male nursing industry. 

Edited to add: The only real way we know if you're with us is to contribute to Burnt Ends. Get that flair boiii

You know what?  You're right 🙂  I'm an incredible procrastinator.  But, I'm getting that Burnt Ends tag right. fucking. now.  I'd rather be part of the solution than the problem....

Just now, UTEE97 said:

I kept hearing how he is still working for TCU and putting together game plans. He has too much history (and a statue) with that place to cut ties imo.

The current AD at TCU and Patterson hate each other. 

I would be shocked if that was a friendly separation. 

25 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I have zero faith Choate & PK close this deal. Love to be proven wrong but just don't see it based on current momentum for the Horns.

He was never coming here and it has nothing to do with Choate and PK

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

A&M is just going to have a monster class. Holy shit.

They run the state, don't you know? Just ask Daylon Mack. BTW, whatever happened with his attempt to copyright #WRTS?

12 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I suspect if Fatterson were to join our staff it would be in a TCU mole capacity.

He and Mack are buds. I think they are a lot alike. If he's as vindictive as Mack, he'll volunteer on the Texas staff just to pissed off TCU folks who fired him.

8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I kept hearing how he was still working for TCU and putting together game plans. He has too much history (and a statue) with that place to cut ties imo.

Helping out a coaching staff that he hired finish the season is one thing.  What he thinks of the place after they hired a rival coach in Sonny Fucking Dykes likely changed things a bit.

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

He was never coming here and it has nothing to do with Choate and PK

It’s tiresome seeing takes like that. Perkins has been reported to be a highest bidder recruitment from the start and people will continue to argue it’s because some coach can’t close. 

They’re missing the entire point. 

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2 hours ago, burdine said:

I can see the OL comments.  Play was improved over the back half of the season.  Things got steadier.  We return 3 starters and Karic and Conner got serious playing time.

Also might want to listen to Tope Imade on the Hornscast podcast.  Interesting comments on Flood and OL coaching.

Tope Imade podcast interview

 

Our Tope interview is better. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Can you fucking idiots stop discussing the bigger fucking idiot named Ian Boyd on this thread, please? Christ.

Ian Boyd articles are no longer allowed. If I see you post them you are getting a ban.

Just now, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Dear lord

 

I'm down for a timeline that either has Fat Pat at SMU or here as a DC.

ok I’ll be turning in my Texas Exes lifetime membership card.  Jesus, “David Allen”

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Dear lord

 

Fatterson to recruits: Amemba all that shit I said about Texas. Nevermind all that nonsense. Texas is LIT! Please come. Please"

How about we make Patterson the HC and in charge of Defense (bye bye PK) and reassign Sark to OC? I think financially we come out about even!

Edited by UTEE97

16 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

He was never coming here and it has nothing to do with Choate and PK

It could if we had a LB coach & DC that hadn't laid giants shits on the field all year and put up one of the worst defenses in Texas history. I am not saying he'd have come here but Texas might have had a better chance of attracting him.

8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

How about we make Patterson the HC and in charge of Defense (bye bye PK) and reassign Sark to OC? I think financially we come out about even!

Yes. Maybe we can beat TCU every year with this structure.

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

It could if we had a LB coach & DC that hadn't laid giants shits on the field all year and put up one of the worst defenses in Texas history. I am not saying he'd have come here but Texas might have had a better chance of attracting him.

You're still not getting it.

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You're still not getting it.

I'm sure it is bags of cash attracting him (which I get). but also the fact that Texas' defense has blown ass for the last number of years and this year was especially bad doesn't help.

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3 hours ago, satyanash said:

(Ian Boyd) Inside the gameplan: Texas' transfer portal Christmas list

 

Wtf?

4 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Yes. Maybe we can beat TCU every year with this structure.

That in itself would be quite a feat for Texas football. In all seriousness, Gary is a better HC than Sark and better DC than PK. If we are able to upgrade our talent next year, that coaching structure might have some success. 

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

Our Tope interview is better. 

Ian Boyd articles are no longer allowed. If I see you post them you are getting a ban.

I'm an idiot.  Can't find it??

 

Don't know whether the guy's just being facetious, but FYI ... 

(a few other tweets as well, in the Texas Coaching Staff thread.)

 

8 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

It could if we had a LB coach & DC that hadn't laid giants shits on the field all year and put up one of the worst defenses in Texas history. I am not saying he'd have come here but Texas might have had a better chance of attracting him.

I hope Elko takes the Duke job so then LSU and aggy will both be without DC’s so then people realize these type recruitments have nothing to do with coaching. 

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