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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Idk what else Take3 could mean but Ewers is #3. 

Not Related. Whew im glad because I was ready to risk it all. We are all so emotionally scarred.

 

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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And Baylor has 3 turnovers, y’all cheel 

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Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Fucking dying at how many of you are holding the (incredibly hedged) words of “Wreckem98” as gospel.

And I’m enjoying every goddamn second of the overreaction.

59 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This isn't going to be a popular take but the defense was much better against Kansas State without DMO at linebacker. I'm assuming DMO put on too much weight to play safety but I don't disagree with this take. 

The linebackers that played against Kansas State looked so much more natural at the position. Maybe it was because Kansas State is terrible but it was noticeable. 

 

 

 

 

Kansas State was completely one dimensional bc their QB couldn’t pass for shit.  A lot easier for LBs when they only have to focus on the run.  I bet Gbenda and Ford probably don’t look as great playing against Caleb Williams and offenses that can pass and when they also have coverage responsibilities.  I was happy to see better LB play but let’s not act as if they stopped a prolific offense.  DMO has a great skill set but needs to be used correctly.  Clemson knew how to use Isiah Simmons, Pk has no clue how to use DMO.  He’s not a traditional gap filling LB.

To think none of this would be possible if Cumbie doesn’t get the LA Tech head job and stays at Tech as OC/QB coach

Just now, victory88 said:

Kansas State was completely one dimensional bc their QB couldn’t pass for shit.  A lot easier for LBs when they only have to focus on the run.  I bet Gbenda and Ford probably don’t look as great playing against Caleb Williams and offenses that can pass and when they also have coverage responsibilities.  I was happy to see better LB play but let’s not act as if they stopped a prolific offense.  DMO has a great skill set but needs to be used correctly.  Clemson knew how to use Isiah Simmons, Pk has no clue how to use DMO.  He’s not a traditional gap filling LB.

I''ll chime in but I don't really buy this. 

The Arkansas QB is not good and their offense is fairly one dimensional. Overshown had the same issues in that game as the other games where there were more coverage responsibilities. 

 

 

 

Quinn Ewers is a really good QB. I'd love to have someone with his arm talent.

 

 

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Fuck that guy. He's a douche. 

10 minutes ago, Iguana said:

Ewers demands promise to start.  Everyone says no except for Tech.

Ewers to Tech.

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3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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That good ol' $9.95 prose filled with just enough to keep you coming back for more. 

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Good News on the Way?

Some are saying Patterson is in

I think he’s watching Baylor’s defense...literally winning them a championship. 

7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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This is some funny shit. Here are two possibilities, and a third random thing. Anyone can see how they must all be part of coordinated plan. It’s obvious. But maybe it won’t happen. Lol. 

3 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

As someone mentioned the McGuire tweet has nothing to do with Ewers. 

Maybe not in this thread but it has been said

9 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Good News on the Way?

Some are saying Patterson is in

Not sure a TE who is about to transfer knows anything about Patterson

1 hour ago, kwood4408 said:

Maybe play all the linebackers that are worth a shit at same time.


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Ahhhhhh, the rare 3-8-0 formation 

Ahhhhhh, the rare 3-8-0 formation 

Worth a shit was the key phrase which means a 4-3-4.


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Just now, kwood4408 said:


Worth a shit was the key phrase which means a 4-3-4.


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I almost made a 3-0-8 joke if it makes you feel any better.

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Not sure a TE who is about to transfer knows anything about Patterson

not just based on the tweet, but someone in the coaching thread claiming a Level 2 source said it was a done deal around the same time

51 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

That was Matt Miller

That was Baylor alum Matt Mosley.

Good News on the Way?
Some are saying Patterson is in

Could just be referring to Jamison and Overshown. Surly is trying way too hard with the tweets rn
41 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We are all so emotionally scarred.

No, not all of us are being complete babies. Don't try to spread the blame on that one, sir.

What answer gets Surly the most excited if it's announced? 

A) Ewers to Texas

B) Banks flips to Texas

C) BJ Foster transfers

D) Patterson is hired

E) 6th Street's account gets banned

14 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

What answer gets Surly the most excited if it's announced? 

A) Ewers to Texas

B) Banks flips to Texas

C) BJ Foster transfers

D) Patterson is hired

E) 6th Street's account gets banned

None of these are dependent on another happening, so….

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49 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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Live look at Wreckem98 putting the pieces together:

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18 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

What answer gets Surly the most excited if it's announced? 

A) Ewers to Texas

B) Banks flips to Texas

C) BJ Foster transfers

D) Patterson is hired

E) 6th Street's account gets banned

F)Tommy Moffitt to Texas. Culture changer. 

23 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

What answer gets Surly the most excited if it's announced? 

A) Ewers to Texas

B) Banks flips to Texas

C) BJ Foster transfers

D) Patterson is hired

E) 6th Street's account gets banned

1. A.  - #1 overall recruit & helps with B

2. B.  - Need the OL help

3. D - Need the defensive and head coaching help

4. C - Who cares? He can transfer. He can sit on the bench and rot. He can get coached up by GP. Doesn't move the needle

5. E - Who cares? Isn't he on ignore anyhow?

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Just now, immamac said:

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Which would crash the site more - Ewers to Texas or Ewers to Tech haha?

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Which would crash the site more - Ewers to Texas or Ewers to Tech haha?

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4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Which would crash the site more - Ewers to Texas or Ewers to Tech haha?

To tech. But I don’t understand why people with a Texas diploma are entertaining that as a remotely plausible ceremony. 
Just stop. Do we remember what happened with Beard?  He’d been to a national championship game. Tech did everything for him. They gave him a lifetime contract. We nodded in his direction and he was in Austin 24 hours later. 
You people need to take some Valium and chill. 

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

To tech. But I don’t understand why people with a Texas diploma are entertaining that as a remotely plausible ceremony. 
just stop. Do we remember what happened with Beard. He’d been to a national championship game. Tech did everything for him. They gave him a lifetime contract. We nodded in his direction and he was in Austin 24 hours later. 
You people need to take some Valium and chill. 

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You people need to take some Valium and chill. 

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Milwee is at SLC/Allen

Hopefully offering Dodge his job haha.

But seriously, if Sark has any doubt on landing Ewers, Landon Samson needs an offer asap

As a contingency, is it crazy to want Savion Red over Winfield? Red's a dog and has more natural athleticism. Could also fill in as an APB. Reminds me of Jarvis Landry. Chain mover. We desperately need more of those. 

 

22 minutes ago, Askew said:

As a contingency, is it crazy to want Savion Red over Winfield? Red's a dog and has more natural athleticism. Could also fill in as an APB. Reminds me of Jarvis Landry. Chain mover. We desperately need more of those. 

 

This is what makes this board great and shitty at the same time. Last week I witnessed doom and gloom that we were offering guys like Savion because we couldn’t close or hang on to better players. Now, a higher rated player wants to come back to us, and we would rather have the same jag that we were bitching about before. Outstanding!

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Which would crash the site more - Ewers to Texas or Ewers to Tech haha?

Ewers to Tech.  

Immac would need a warehouse full of quantum computers. 

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@immamacgot the extra servers fired up for the Ewers commit?

 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Ahh yes, I’d recognize that golden prose anywhere. I believe that’s “Elegy in Chateau Marmont” from the award-winning book of poetry by the bard of our time, Charlie Sheen, known as A Piece of My Mind. Well done. 

Just using this post to ask a question, CTJ. Did the possibility of Ewers transferring here factor into your prediction that no QB on campus now would be starting for Texas next year?

It's likely been asked before, but I'd appreciate you saving me the shitpond wade to find out.

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