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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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8 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Tne new NIL deal, btw:

 

These guys FUCK!

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

This + the 100K base from the other deal + any other deals the get independently? 

That's what it seems like. Texas OL set to make some serious cash. 

1 minute ago, General Specific said:


What, no Oklahoma?

I would choose Oklahoma over Oregon too.

So what’s the average O Lineman looking at pulling in every year with both of these deals in place? Is 150k the floor?  

1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

That's what it seems like. Texas OL set to make some serious cash. 

Fuck, these guys are going to be making more than me. Ima poors.

5-yr lineman... 250K from Pancake Factory alone... not bad...not bad at all.

 

Going to need to start working out again and eating more... way more...

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Anyone who's good at the twitter, it would be awesome if you can post the player buzz, media references, and any other Pancake Factory feedback you see on twitter for us to see. There should be a fair amount of national attention on it throughout the afternoon. 

10 minutes ago, Fug said:

Apparently his mom, who lives in Miami, is sick.

Oh, ok. I forgot about that. But isn't she supposed to not make to 2022? (Not being dick-ish) I'd think he would take time to see his mom of that were the case and then head back to Oregon. But I totally get it now. It's his mom and I'm sure he doesn't want to leave her side regardless of how much time is left. 

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

We may have trouble getting some of our turds to portal out.

Yeah, that's actually not a problem. 

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Fuck, these guys are going to be making more than me. Ima poors.

How's your pass protection?

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

We may have trouble getting some of our turds to portal out.

This is what I think will be the interesting part, but it's a very good problem to have. At some point soon it seems like we're going to see players annually shopping programs for bigger paydays. Fortunately Texas has deep deep pockets. That's why these NIL deals at UT are such a big game changer. 

And as SC pointed out, the problem won't be getting the poorer players out, it will be sifting through the badass dudes that want to come here to replace them.

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10 minutes ago, Fug said:

Apparently his mom, who lives in Miami, is sick.

Can anybody tell me if Cristobal's mom is sick?  Thanks. 

Any way to tell the current lineman on campus that they don’t qualify?

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Kudos to all that have put all these deals together, both heard and unheard of, to help get Texas Football to where it should be.

As a current Surly poor, I'll speak for those who won't say thank you. Even to the small donors of our own Burnt Ends deal. 

Thank you and let's fucking go!!!

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Anyone who's good at the twitter, it would be awesome if you can post the player buzz, media references, and any other Pancake Factory feedback you see on twitter for us to see. There should be a fair amount of national attention on it throughout the afternoon. 

I'm not good at it but I can find some stuff.

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

Any way to tell the current lineman on campus that they don’t qualify?

"You're cut"

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Kudos to all that have put all these deals together, both heard and unheard of, to help get Texas Football to where it should be.

As a current Surly poor, I'll speak for those who won't say thank you. Even to the small donors of our own Burnt Ends deal. 

Thank you and let's fucking go!!!

I'm in for Burnt Endz until I die. I hope others feel the same 

2 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Any way to tell the current lineman on campus that they don’t qualify?

Yes. 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

"You're cut"

I prefer, "we're not renewing your scholarship" or "the defense department regrets to inform you that your scholarship is dead because you are stupid/sucky."

The shit show this is about to stir up at schools across Texas is going to be glorious. All the Aggy tears and cries of tampering will be hilarious. Especially when the first recruit mentions this during a commitment 

Just now, Jabberwocky said:

First "national"-ish writer I've seen so far.

Not exactly giving a take, but Nicole is a big one. 

Now just need to get the players to understand what the difference here is.

Mainly that their "uncle", parent, brother, "friend", etc...doesn't get the money, THE PLAYER DOES DIRECTLY.

 

To all the "recruiting uncles" out there...

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

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From what I understand, we still aren't even fully armed and operational. We still have phase 3 to be launched. I can only assume that's literally just filling swimming pools with hundred dollar bills and telling recruits to go swimming for charity, but I'm not privy to the details. 

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Anyone who's good at the twitter, it would be awesome if you can post the player buzz, media references, and any other Pancake Factory feedback you see on twitter for us to see. There should be a fair amount of national attention on it throughout the afternoon. 

 

1 minute ago, Jabberwocky said:

First "national"-ish writer I've seen so far.

Dosh has a story already up in the Sports Business Journal, but I can’t wait for one of the big national sports guys to run with this…

Anyone want to spam Clay Travis or Feldman?

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Just now, honolulu horn said:

From what I understand, we still aren't even fully armed and operational. We still have phase 3 to be launched. I can only assume that's literally just filling swimming pools with hundred dollar bills and telling recruits to go swimming for charity, but I'm not privy to the details. 

This thing isn't even remotely close to being weaponized, IMO. Like...not even close. 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Dosh has a story already up in the Sports Business Journal, but I can’t wait for one of the big national sports guys to run with this…

Anyone want to spam Clay Travis or Feldman?

Feldman already knows about it. Or so I hear. 

Wait did I miss somewhere that Clark Field is officially paying players $100k per year? Is that all scholarship football players or what?

Goddamn, ol’ Polonsky been hitting them out of the park lately!

Just now, Tex-19 said:

Wait did I miss somewhere that Clark Field is officially paying players $100k per year? Is that all scholarship football players or what?

Clark Field Collective is totally separate from Pancake Factory and HWH.

Recruits have to understand that this approach is so much better than bags. It's transparent, above board, consistent, and it all goes to the player rather than handlers. 

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