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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Suchomel just forecasted Banks to Texas.

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Suchomel just forecasted Banks to Texas.

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9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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I would rep you but that would be wrong. I need to find a @THUJONE post to rep for that magnificent art work. NFT I would buy imo.

11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

The stars are aligning for us to have a hell of a close, even without Ewers. If he does choose us, we could be in contention for the best class we have had in over a decade.

through no fault of our coaches.

 

if we can be over .500 next year, man we could have a top 2 class

Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

I would rep you but that would be wrong. I need to find a @THUJONE post to rep for that magnificent art work. NFT I would buy imo.

I did it for you. All is good 

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I would rep you but that would be wrong. I need to find a @THUJONE post to rep for that magnificent art work. NFT I would buy imo.

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So many people on this board have tried to rationalize why aggy has been landing recruits over Texas. "It's coaching", "look at our record", "Texas doesn't produce NFL talent". 

A few days after announcing this NIL deal Texas is going to land a 5 star OL over aggy simply by offsetting their bags. 

 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

So many people on this board have tried to rationalize why aggy has been landing recruits over Texas. "It's coaching", "look at our record", "Texas doesn't produce NFL talent". 

A few days after announcing this NIL deal Texas is going to land a 5 star OL over aggy simply by offsetting their bags. 

 

No, no, no, it's because aggy and their 8-4 record speaks to how great their coaching is. National championship winning corch

I told myself I was done…how does this team keep finding ways to reel me back in

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2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

No, no, no, it's because aggy and their 8-4 record speaks to how great their coaching is. National championship winning corch

 

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I mean only 1 team beat Bama this year. If Bama wins its all, guess who's printing a plaque. 2021 We Beat the National Champs, on our way to 20XX National Champs.  Whoooooppsiedaisy... 

7 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

So many people on this board have tried to rationalize why aggy has been landing recruits over Texas. "It's coaching", "look at our record", "Texas doesn't produce NFL talent". 

A few days after announcing this NIL deal Texas is going to land a 5 star OL over aggy simply by offsetting their bags. 

 

Except aggy is already rationalizing it as Texas NIL $$$ vs Aggy good ole fashioned coachin' and crootin'. 

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This is going to be a long two weeks. So many nice things becoming available and I want to believe.

 

 

 

We need OTs. What a great and timely development. Mario and Kelvin get to stay close to their moms.

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

This is going to be a long two weeks. So many nice things becoming available and I want to believe.

 

 

 

Only one week, babe. You can do it!

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Love these tweets… come on Texas and Sark. I don’t think anyone could ever ask for this type of momentum coming off the season we just had. 

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Love these tweets… come on Texas and Sark. I don’t think anyone could ever ask for this type of momentum coming off the season we just had. 

Momentum only comes after we start landing some of these guys. 

42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Suchomel just forecasted Banks to Texas.

Man I wanna believe I really do but I just feel like our hearts are gonna get ripped out our chest again

43 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Did Jimbo already go in home for banks?

Not sure about Jimbo but sources tell me Candi has done one already.

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17 minutes ago, SDG said:

 

Need Vince, Colt, and Sam to reach out to Quinn like this. 
 

I had two finals on Friday and have five this week, I should be studying but I can’t get off this recruiting board because the last four days has been fucking nuts. 

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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media, and time building knowledge and money have brought us to the point where we can actually do something about this sport we love.

From buying a “Greg Davis is not our standard” airplane banner to an aggy billboard, to now guaranteeing about a quarter mil to our big uglies during their time in Austin. Absolutely outstanding work by all.

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1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Anyone got what Gerry said? Apparently he thinks that another school is going to enter the chat with Banks

Got 5 on Georgia. Lol

Some people need to lower their expectations, but man this is better than the thread 3 days ago which was the reading equivalent of sticking my dick in a fire ant mound

5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Anyone got what Gerry said? Apparently he thinks that another school is going to enter the chat with Banks

Texas vs. someone else (not Miami). This was in response to someone saying Texas vs. aggy.

Then he goes on say that the mystery team is not bad news for Texas.

Finally he likes the comp of Justin Blalock for Banks.

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8 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Momentum only comes after we start landing some of these guys. 

Train has left the station

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Texas vs. someone else (not Miami). This was in response to someone saying Texas vs. aggy.

LSU

Going to laugh if we flip an aggy OL commit at this rate

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Banks Dad "liked" this one....

Also by same trainer (not liked)...

 

so is he saying that they are being low balled? Sark needs to get in there and give them some serious numbers here.

Just now, westexhorn said:

so is he saying that they are being low balled? Sark needs to get in there and give them some serious numbers here.

It's the biggest and maybe only NIL deal for linemen in the country, who are they lowballing?

Just now, Longhornlove said:

It's the biggest and maybe only NIL deal for linemen in the country, who are they lowballing?

It may be the biggest, but it ain’t the only. Tech has a Oline deal as well

2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

so is he saying that they are being low balled? Sark needs to get in there and give them some serious numbers here.

Not sure Sark can actually do that. He can give base numbers but he has literally nothing to do with these NIL deals. This Trenchdigger punk needs to stay in his lane.

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

It may be the biggest, but it ain’t the only. Tech has a Oline deal as well

hence the maybe, because I don't do raider rash 

Well Banks dad is liking his comment so whatever the fuck is going on Sark needs to clarify it with the dad.  Be a fucking salesman.

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