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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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I'm always telling my kids things about the notion of fair, so today has me laughing. 
"Fair is a four letter word."
"Fair is just a feeling."
"Fair is for pig auctions and pie-eating contests."
I thought about Fair Is a Four Letter Word but it doesn't have the scale I like for title changes.
The TAO of NIL-ism...Monkey saw, monkey did
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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Just now, westexhorn said:

Well Banks dad is liking his comment so whatever the fuck is going on Sark needs to clarify it with the dad.  Be a fucking salesman.

200k over 4 years plus all of the other NIL opportunities and you get to be coached by arguably the best OL coach in college football.  If they are too stupid to see that and instead want to chase a bag by aggy under the table, so be it.  We’re going to be very attractive to a lot of OL recruits regardless of Banks.

So Banks dad wants enough money so he can live off his son’s hard work. Freakin jerk

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I swear some of you have always nutted before penetration.

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4 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

So Banks dad wants enough money so he can live off his son’s hard work. Freakin jerk

Well yeah... Most see their kids as their meal ticket 

9 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Well Banks dad is liking his comment so whatever the fuck is going on Sark needs to clarify it with the dad.  Be a fucking salesman.

He didn’t like the post you’re talking about 

39 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Some people need to lower their expectations, but man this is better than the thread 3 days ago which was the reading equivalent of sticking my dick in a fire ant mound

Don’t worry, we’ll have at least 3-4 more days like that before next Wednesday. 

16 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

So Banks dad wants enough money so he can live off his son’s hard work. Freakin jerk

nm

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Are we sure Bank's dad even comprehends what that guy is attempting to express. I speak jive and I can barely make sense of it.

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Trainer is mad because he ain’t getting a slice of the pie.

I don't think Trainer know the "total" number of the packages when combined and should be clarified for ALL to see.  He's thinking a $50k deal when he knows Banks has been offered much more.  He's not seeing the $150k/yr number or $600k (min) to come to Texas.  $600k is the floor offer.

Adding $600K should be the number that gets floated about, not $50k.

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26 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Banks Dad "liked" this one....

Also by same trainer (not liked)...

 

Lol. Wait. So are we seeing the handlers freak out in real time over being cut out of the deals?    Best thing about NIL will be that all the money will now go to the players.   

(minus the IRS cut of course 😑)

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3 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Trainer is mad because he ain’t getting a slice of the pie.

Yep. It’s a “lowball” now that the middleman shit is cut out.

The lowball may be to others who will miss out, Texas came with it.

8 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Didn't one of the $9.95ers say just a day or two ago Sark hadn't scheduled his in-home with LTG?

6 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Trainer is mad because he ain’t getting a slice of the pie.

BINGO

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Didn't one of the $9.95ers say just a day or two ago Sark hadn't scheduled his in-home with LTG?

Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts 

5 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Are we sure Bank's dad even comprehends what that guy is attempting to express. I speak jive and I can barely make sense of it.

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6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Didn't one of the $9.95ers say just a day or two ago Sark hadn't scheduled his in-home with LTG?

No, you see, they had to hold it but can now say he is having it. 

9 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Are we sure Bank's dad even comprehends what that guy is attempting to express. I speak jive and I can barely make sense of it.

 

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People will bitch about anything, only school right now offering 150k a year legally to offensive lineman to play college football and with a full scholarship and throwing out low ball comments.  Ahh ok 🙄.  

15 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I don't think Trainer know the "total" number of the packages when combined and should be clarified for ALL to see.  He's thinking a $50k deal when he knows Banks has been offered much more.  He's not seeing the $150k/yr number or $600k (min) to come to Texas.  $600k is the floor offer.

Adding $600K should be the number that gets floated about, not $50k.

Perhaps the trainer is referencing the time value of money. You know a dollar today is worth more than a dollar tomorrow. I’m sure that’s what he’s concerned about…

4 minutes ago, 60HornStampede said:

@Getafix do you or anyone have Roach’s update tonight? For reference I’m on IT and OB, 247 is my outlier.

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2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

People will bitch about anything, only school right now offering 150k a year legally to offensive lineman to play college football and with a full scholarship and throwing out low ball comments.  Ahh ok 🙄.  

Pissed because they can't get "their cut". The bag game is dying before our eyes. Let's Deathstar this mother fucker.

wake me up when someone "respected" puts in a CB rather than the jerk-offs from OB.

1 hour ago, TXRed said:

Need Vince, Colt, and Sam to reach out to Quinn like this. 
 

I had two finals on Friday and have five this week, I should be studying but I can’t get off this recruiting board because the last four days has been fucking nuts. 

Go study so you can donate to Burnt Ends when you graduate.  Not 30 years later like me. 

1 hour ago, TexMexBuddha said:
5 hours ago, closetojumping said:
I'm always telling my kids things about the notion of fair, so today has me laughing. 
"Fair is a four letter word."
"Fair is just a feeling."
"Fair is for pig auctions and pie-eating contests."
I thought about Fair Is a Four Letter Word but it doesn't have the scale I like for title changes.

The TAO of NIL-ism...Monkey saw, monkey did

User name fits

26 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

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1 hour ago, TXRed said:

Need Vince, Colt, and Sam to reach out to Quinn like this. 
 

I had two finals on Friday and have five this week, I should be studying but I can’t get off this recruiting board because the last four days has been fucking nuts. 

 

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seeing aggy crying about us making this a charitable situation reminded me that one of my first pieces of feedback in early august was to make sure it was tied to a charity for tax purposes, write-offs, etc so now i'm going to take full credit for that part of it and for aggy being bent the fuck out of shape.

you're welcome.

3 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

Nahlin: "I feel decent, but not great on Quinn. I think the more distance between his Tech visit and final decision, the better for Texas."

Yeah.  We've all experienced that high that comes from being in Lubbock.  Put a little time between him and the visit and maybe the euphoria will wear off.

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4 minutes ago, TriStone said:

Yeah.  We've all experienced that high that comes from being in Lubbock.  Put a little time between him and the visit and maybe the euphoria will wear off.

Just give it a few days. When it starts to burn when he pees he'll rethink everything

6 minutes ago, TriStone said:

Yeah.  We've all experienced that high that comes from being in Lubbock.  Put a little time between him and the visit and maybe the euphoria will wear off.

Maybe it was chloroform.

1 minute ago, Truck Norris said:

Maybe it was chloroform.

Syphilis can also cause euphoria… 

40 minutes ago, TriStone said:

Yeah.  We've all experienced that high that comes from being in Lubbock.  Put a little time between him and the visit and maybe the euphoria will wear off.

Sometimes, it never wears off. 

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