Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (â‹®) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

Featured Replies

  • Replies 59.2k
  • Views 7.2m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

Posted Images

3 minutes ago, Fug said:

His face already is crooked enough, you can’t be the first person that acted out

E77AEBF7-27C7-4CA8-977D-9A1495581C47.png

I heard his gynecologist moonlights as a barber….wait, maybe flip that? 

7 minutes ago, Fug said:

His face already is crooked enough, you can’t be the first person that acted out

E77AEBF7-27C7-4CA8-977D-9A1495581C47.png

That’s why the chin pubes exist, allegedly 

So, the Jimbo contract that includes no buyouts was not a sign of desperation but us outbidding fucking Tech for a prized recruit is a sign of desperation? 

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Lucci

image.thumb.png.6ada55d829d9cd563e6378731763a8ef.png

They’re throwing around big enough bags to make Bama and Georgia blush because they know their window of opportunity is closing fast with us and OU joining the SEC, but we’re the desperate ones? Talk about projecting….

6 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Roach has an update about Stewart if anybody has it? 

He has heard the Ewers stuff but is solid to A&M and hosting Jimbo in-home this week. He also is heading to College Station the weekend.

Thanks Orangebloods! 

26 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Oh look, another domino gif

 

Heard some "pleasant" domino news from my kid in the the HS ranks rumor mill from a close source... not mentioning as worth zip at this point and no need to screw something up.  One week.... one week...

Seriously I don’t think I could be more disgusted with Orangebloods. I have it on pretty good authority Texas was going to sneak him in on a visit this weekend to hang with Ewers.

6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

He has heard the Ewers stuff but is solid to A&M and hosting Jimbo in-home this week. He also is heading to College Station the weekend.

Thanks Orangebloods! 

Season 17 Abc GIF by The Bachelorette

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Heard some "pleasant" domino news from my kid in the the HS ranks rumor mill from a close source... not mentioning as worth zip at this point and no need to screw something up.  One week.... one week...

YARN | Two weeks. | The Money Pit (1986) | Video gifs by quotes | 881cbd31  | ç´—

34 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Oh look, another domino gif

 

Why do we care about an account with 140 followers?

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Seriously I don’t think I could be more disgusted with Orangebloods. I have it on pretty good authority Texas was going to sneak him in on a visit this weekend to hang with Ewers.

Every single 9.95 site knew about the Ewers visit days ago and were told to not say a word

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Why do we care about an account with 140 followers?

You can’t have 140k followers without first having 140.

Think About It Reaction GIF by Identity

2 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Lucci

image.thumb.png.6ada55d829d9cd563e6378731763a8ef.png

I have zero problems shouting to the heavens that I'm desperate. I'm desperate for Texas to have winning football again. I'm desperate for Texas to build on our brand as the biggest and best and most prestigious university in Texas. I'm desperate to continue and improve on the idea that Texas graduates take care their own, and provide more and better opportunities for the ones that follow behind us. I'm absolutely desperate. And I'm putting my money and time where my fucking mouth is...many of us are doing the same. If he was smart, that would scare him. 

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

No shit. He's so used to operating under the need to keep big amounts quiet so as not to piss off the other recruits whose bags weren't as big that he has no idea how to handle Texas boosters and local businesses making legal payments to players. 

Tweeting bullshit huge numbers about Texas recruits isn't going to hurt us, it will help us but he's way too stupid to figure that out on his own. Someone on the A&M staff will have to explain that to him. 

You have a higher opinion of the intellect of their coaching staff than I, good sir. 

44 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Mr. Dbrown always recruiting 

 

Wow.  We get him and rattler we’ll have the best extraterrestrial looking mofos in the nation.

Apparently Roach is saying Stewart is going to visit aggy this weekend and not Austin. Dream is dead it seems unless something changes.

1 minute ago, mvlonghorns said:

Apparently Roach is saying Stewart is going to visit aggy this weekend and not Austin. Dream is dead it seems unless something changes.

$I$ $wonder$ $what$ $led$ $to$ $this$ $decision$?

Who's desperate now, chinpubes?

3 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

Apparently Roach is saying Stewart is going to visit aggy this weekend and not Austin. Dream is dead it seems unless something changes.

Meh. I'll believe it's over when that kid signs on the dotted line. Maybe.

Does he need to visit in order to flip?

Just now, Bevo14 said:

Meh. I'll believe it's over when that kid signs on the dotted line. Maybe.

I feel like he is very likely to Portal from aggy even if he does spend a semester there. He is too talented to waste his time never being thrown the ball.

6 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

Apparently Roach is saying Stewart is going to visit aggy this weekend and not Austin. Dream is dead it seems unless something changes.

Assuming QE isn’t a lock and assuming he even wants Stewart, this could be a little blow to him thinking players will follow him. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have zero problems shouting to the heavens that I'm desperate. I'm desperate for Texas to have winning football again. I'm desperate for Texas to build on our brand as the biggest and best and most prestigious university in Texas. I'm desperate to continue and improve on the idea that Texas graduates take care their own, and provide more and better opportunities for the ones that follow behind us. I'm absolutely desperate. And I'm putting my money and time where my fucking mouth is...many of us are doing the same. If he was smart, that would scare him. 

Same here. You know who else was desperate to get back to top of the sport? Alabama when the guaranteed an unheard of $32 million over 8 years to Saban. Luckily we have all the surly guys like you that are both desperate and savy enough to lead the charge to pace the field in NIL. What those dolts don't understand is that if Sark fails here then the world class NIL will make this job the cream of the crop and allow an elite coaches who hate recruiting to actually jump ship and not have to worry about talent acquisition ever again.

Or, they could have chatted about the flip and Stewart is going to protect his bag. I seriously doubt there hasn’t been some text messages and calls between the 2. 

1 minute ago, mvlonghorns said:

Apparently Roach is saying Stewart is going to visit aggy this weekend and not Austin. Dream is dead it seems unless something changes.

Land Ewers

Elko to Duke

Robinson to PSU

a&m loses Dindy & Nolan because their DC & position coaches have left

Stewart realizes the a&m class is no longer a record-breaker, he'd still be saddled with an offense out of the 80's with a bad QB, & he could make more money in Austin in 6 months than he could ever dream of making in BCS in 3 years & comes to his senses 

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!?

Like a week ago, Roach reported that Stewart was going to take his time with this decision, potentially into the spring, and then he committed to aggy like 2 hours later.  Maybe let's let the weekend play out before we take his word as gospel.

Regardless, Ketch sucks.

14 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

Wow.  We get him and rattler we’ll have the best extraterrestrial looking mofos in the nation.

Stan Sitwell | MBTI Enneagram | Personality Database (2021)

7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Like a week ago, Roach reported that Stewart was going to take his time with this decision, potentially into the spring, and then he committed to aggy like 2 hours later.  Maybe let's let the weekend play out before we take his word as gospel.

Regardless, Ketch sucks.

It's hard to take anything Roach says seriously, especially after hearing Finkley and Brown talking on IG live how they would straight up lie to recruiting reporters to see if they would put in a CB for the wrong team. 

21 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

What is Hamilton’s update on Banks?

Cristobal is visiting him this week and trying to get him to push his commitment back to NSD2

Edited by Viper

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

lmao looch out to make everyone seem desperate today. 

And then he lost to the coach they w ere firing and they realized how ridiculous that was,

If I'm a 5* for aggy no way I would sign on early signing day. I'm playing the game as long as I can and collecting as much as possible.

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

lmao looch out to make everyone seem desperate today. 

I love how Chin Pubes is now the money guy on NIL and coaching contracts.  

17 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Assuming QE isn’t a lock and assuming he even wants Stewart, this could be a little blow to him thinking players will follow him. 

If he isn’t a lock anywhere yet, how can he expect kids to follow him? It’s a week from signing day.

14 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Assuming QE isn’t a lock and assuming he even wants Stewart, this could be a little blow to him thinking players will follow him. 

Don't think it matters because surely Ewers doesn't believe he'd have any more success getting kids to follow him to Lubbock.   And from everything written, those are his two schools that he's narrowed it down to.  If the staff feels he needs an ego boost from being a pied piper, they can let Winfield back in the class.  Then hopefully Ewers and the offense perform well enough on the field to naturally impact the 2023 kids.

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

lmao looch out to make everyone seem desperate today. 

There are two ways to look at this and neither are great optics for aggy.

1. He knows that aggys standards are so low that he will retire as a demi god without ever making an SEC championship.

2. He has already made enough money to not care about winning it all again. He knows LSU has a realistic chance to win a championship once or twice a decade and still chose to take less money to avoid the pressure

26 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

If he isn’t a lock anywhere yet, how can he expect kids to follow him? It’s a week from signing day.

How long does it take to flip. 

text "yo! old coach, I'm out"  ......

"Yo! new coach, I'm in"

Then Tweet: respect my decision

Edited by Teamdirtyleg

33 minutes ago, saul silver said:

they would straight up lie to recruiting reporters to see if they would put in a CB for the wrong team. 

I respect the hell outta that decision.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

All 5 of the 1.000 guys were 1st round draft picks.

5 stars have a pretty fucking good hit rate, outside of Tom Fucking Herman of course. 

4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Someone asked for this earlier, not sure if it was in this thread or not.

image.thumb.png.9462d6023093ee3e3941c8395fd84461.png

So - question - why isn't Ewers in this list?  His profile shows a 1.0000 - but not on the all time prospect list.

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

So - question - why isn't Ewers in this list?  His profile shows a 1.0000 - but not on the all time prospect list.

No idea

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So - question - why isn't Ewers in this list?  His profile shows a 1.0000 - but not on the all time prospect list.

Probably because he bolted high school prior to the final rankings being completed for his class.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.