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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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9 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Aw shit. Yall try to be cool. NCAA enforcement is on this. 

Hey man, they just gave Bruce Pearl a whole two game suspension at Auburn. The hammer is back!

Edited by Duane Moore

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

My guess as a person who doesn’t know shit about fuck: I bet Brooks is about to decommit from OSU. 

The tOSU 247 board has a Brooks thread and apparently Bill Kurelic gave them a sunshine update.  His post was VIP, but it had a lot of upvotes and comments saying "nice update" and such.

4 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Hey man, they just gave Bruce Pearl a two game suspension at Auburn. The hammer is back!

Pearl gets suspended like every year. It's the NCAA's annual way to say, "look, we're doing something over here," while they go about their day in a swimming pool full of money.

Edited by MuellerHorn

 

Kurelic, on Brooks.  From earlier today.  (Maybe Watts officially portaling is the change needed ... )

@UncleSonny

Spoiler

 

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4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

they are income with Denver so id assume it is him. Maybe Quinn is in town already?

 

“Income”?  Is that slang for dropping a bag off at his house?

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

“Income”?  Is that slang for dropping a bag off at his house?

in home lol

10 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

 

He's posting that from Nevada. He probably just ran across Mr. Drummond and his wife. 

11 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

 

 

 

Check the location ... 

 

7 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

What is Nahlin alluding to 

You mean you don’t understand the super vague info that costs $120 a year?

Wouldn’t get my hopes up on Bryce, seems he was sold on the program by Fisher. Doubt this changes much for him. Would love to be wrong about that though.

7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Unless something changes I think he signs with Ohio State.

 

well yeah, i mean, he's committed to ohio state.

i'm going to order chipotle tonight.  unless something changes, then i might get shake shack.

dynamite analysis there.

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

You mean you don’t understand the super vague info that costs $120 a year?

A good business model would be to charge people $60 a year to decipher that vague info that they put out.  You know there are suckers out there that would pay for that.

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

It would be more efficient to list what moves slower than Leon.

Here's that list:

 

Sorry but BJ Foster is on that list and it only took Sark 11.5 games to notice.

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Check the location ... 

 

Rodeo event in Vegas

16 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

A good business model would be to charge people $60 a year to decipher that vague info that they put out.  You know there are suckers out there that would pay for that.

WTF do think Surly is? Now, that'll be Tree Fiddy.

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Who is Rovell and why is he such a pussy?

This tells you all you need to know. He’s a fucking idiot and should have no merit in sports.

4 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:


This tells you all you need to know. He’s a fucking idiot and should have no merit in sports.

 

 

 

 

@closetojumpingfarts in this “man’s” general direction.

Are we losers really going to spend all of a Friday night hitting F5 over this lousy football team? Yes. Yes we are. 

34 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Who is Rovell and why is he such a pussy?

Former ESPN sports business reporter.  Apparently doesn't realize NCAA lost 9-0 in the Supreme Court.

Signing to play for a team without a DC is objectively more compelling than playing for PK, especially if the signing bonus is tax free. Throw everything at QE, Stewart, Banks, and Campbell, fill the defense with portal adds, and let Prego Pat hold PKs hand to see if he can find his footing or fuck off for good. 

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People always post that video of Rovell running the 20 yard dash but it's not nearly as funny as this one. Is this the least athletic human on earth? 

 

15 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:


This tells you all you need to know. He’s a fucking idiot and should have no merit in sports.

 

 

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

People always post that video of Rovell running the 20 yard dash but it's not nearly as funny as this one. Is this the least athletic human on earth? 

 

Someone please tweet these back at him on that Twitter thread.

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10 minutes ago, Sal said:

Are we losers really going to spend all of a Friday night hitting F5 over this lousy football team? Yes. Yes we are. 

 

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My guess is it’s a top schools edit. Feel like in this kind of recruitment he would drop a surprise commitment rather than set an announcement date like that. Hope I am very wrong though. 

6 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Likely a top schools list, but I’m sure Perroni is texting him for the 100th time today to be sure.

1 minute ago, theBigHen said:

My guess is it’s a top schools edit. Feel like in this kind of recruitment he would drop a surprise commitment rather than set an announcement date like that. Hope I am very wrong though. 

Ur the chick I'm banging when in the middle before I nut she ask me if I love her. Way to kill the mood 

Just now, SarkAfterDark said:

Likely a top schools list, but I’m sure Perroni is texting him for the 100th time today to be sure.

He had previously said something about having an announcement on the 15th that Perroni said was likely to be a top schools thing. There's a chance Sark actually closed this tonight. 

16 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

People always post that video of Rovell running the 20 yard dash but it's not nearly as funny as this one. Is this the least athletic human on earth? 

 

What is wrong with his neck? Slingblade looking motherfucker

Just now, satyanash said:

Can anyone interpret Nahlin's response?

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I guess he thought it might drop tonight 

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Ur the chick I'm banging when in the middle before I nut she ask me if I love her. Way to kill the mood 

I’ve been wrong about everything this year so I’m looking to use my powers for good moving forward. 

Just now, satyanash said:

Can anyone interpret Nahlin's response?

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Can understand your inability to interpret good news for Texas.

Just now, satyanash said:

Can anyone interpret Nahlin's response?

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Banks announcement was what Nahlin told the board to be on alert for.

I don’t think they would have said anything if it was a top schools list. 

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