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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Can anyone interpret Nahlin's response?

 

Seems to be implying that the big news dropping tonight was Banks but now it's tomorrow. 

 

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A good way to get some momentum is for Ewers and Banks to drop tomorrow. 

Maybe Sark isn't a complete moron. 

 

 

I would assume that Nahlin wanted it to be a complete surprise. And that him not pushing his decision to February is telling since we have had all the momentum 

14 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Top 3 edit 

23 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

People always post that video of Rovell running the 20 yard dash but it's not nearly as funny as this one. Is this the least athletic human on earth? 

 

Honest question. Between his 40 video is this. No joke. Is he mentally retarded? Or does he have developmental issues?

Ewers and Banks Saturday? Lets fucking get itdrunk the rock GIF by ALL SEEING EYES

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35 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

well yeah, i mean, he's committed to ohio state.

i'm going to order chipotle tonight.  unless something changes, then i might get shake shack.

dynamite analysis there.

I’m so hungry right now mofo. This hurts. 

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I fully expect disappointment because that’s what we’re accustomed to. 

What are we? Your wife?

Me watching those Rovell videos:

michael-jordan-laughing.gif

 

Holy shit....if there is something wrong with him, am I going to hell?

Please tell me he's just an uncoordinated dipshit...please, please please...

Just now, Tylerocks said:

Me watching those Rovell videos:

michael-jordan-laughing.gif

 

Holy shit....if there is something wrong with him, am I going to hell?

Please tell me he's just an uncoordinated dipshit...please, please please...

nah, pretty sure he's going to hell

19 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

so is this 1pm paris time, or...

6 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

I would assume that Nahlin wanted it to be a complete surprise. And that him not pushing his decision to February is telling since we have had all the momentum 

The way Nahlin was so confident on Banks signing early I would kind of be surprised if he isn't committing tomorrow. 

Plus Nahlin was implying this was the big news just minutes before Banks tweeted this announcement. This can't all be a coincidence. 

 

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9 minutes ago, Viper said:

What is wrong with his neck? Slingblade looking motherfucker

Everything he does is for clicks. I don’t think he is athletic but he definitely acted like that for show. He doesn’t care if you laugh at him as long as you are engaging with him. He has openly stated it. The more Texas fans engage him, the more anti-Texas article he writes. Our fans base won’t be able to help themselves, so it will get worse. 

Just now, henrygandorf said:

so is this 1pm paris time, or...

Paris, Texas.

9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Going to be hilarious either way.

1) Egg on Perroni's face

2) Egg on Nahlin's face

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Going to be hilarious either way.

1) Egg on Perroni's face

2) Egg on Nahlin's face

Does it really matter?  Whomever is wrong will just say the player changed his mind last minute but their intel was correct.  Bunch of con men is all they are.

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2 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Me watching those Rovell videos:

michael-jordan-laughing.gif

 

Holy shit....if there is something wrong with him, am I going to hell?

Please tell me he's just an uncoordinated dipshit...please, please please...

Serious comment….I’ve got a child with Down Syndrome. 
 

unserious comment…my daughter is nowhere near as uncoordinated as D Rovell. He’s just got 17 left feet, no kneecaps, half of a hip and zero flexibility in any tendon or ligament in his body. 

He's posting that from Nevada. He probably just ran across Mr. Drummond and his wife. 

Saw on Twitter he was in Vegas for the NFR.
1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Going to be hilarious either way.

1) Egg on Perroni's face

2) Egg on Nahlin's face

I only find one of those hilarious at this point in time. 

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2 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

Serious comment….I’ve got a child with Down Syndrome. 
 

unserious comment…my daughter is nowhere near as uncoordinated as D Rovell. He’s just got 17 left feet, no kneecaps, half of a hip and zero flexibility in any tendon or ligament in his body. 

Holy fuck. I would die if you tweeted this at him. 

I swear if there aren't any commitments tomorrow.  Bill Murray Film GIF

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Holy fuck. I would die if you tweeted this at him. 

Nah…dude doesn’t deserve any more publicity, but it’s got a shit eating grin on my face thinking about it, fo ‘sho

plus, I’m running low on karma lately….

Just now, turtlepond said:

Nah…dude doesn’t deserve any more publicity, but it’s got a shit eating grin on my face thinking about it, fo ‘sho

plus, I’m running low on karma lately….

The only reason I say that is I'm in the same position. Self imposed gag. 

22 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

I would assume that Nahlin wanted it to be a complete surprise. And that him not pushing his decision to February is telling since we have had all the momentum 

Once again momentum only happens when we start landing some of these guys. Right now it is all just a hopeful outlook.

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11 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so is this 1pm paris time, or...

Paris is in the same time zone as the rest of the state, is it not?

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

I'm guessing banks can take over for Jones? 

I hope so. I think Jones could be a great guard.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Paris is in the same time zone as the rest of the state, is it not?

No, Paris's time zone is kind of like a Bandera ABC coverage map situation.

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Nahlin confirmed this isn't the mystery portal guy. So this was a new surprise.

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nahlin confirmed this isn't the mystery portal guy. So this was a new surprise.

who, what now?

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Nahlin confirmed this isn't the mystery portal guy. So this was a new surprise.

I’m so sick of their scooby dooby doo where are you mystery riddles. If I wanted to solve mysteries I’d be a detective smh 

 

Just now, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

I’m so sick of their scooby dooby doo where are you mystery riddles. If I wanted to solve mysteries I’d be a detective smh 

 

Yes, they should be more like OB/247 and blab away until they ruin it.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Are you a slightly overweight alcoholic?

 

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6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nahlin confirmed this isn't the mystery portal guy. So this was a new surprise.

Mysterious post about mystery target. Peak signing season.

1 minute ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Yes, they should be more like OB/247 and blab away until they ruin it.

It’s possible to report accurately without damaging the university.

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21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Going to be hilarious either way.

1) Egg on Perroni's face

2) Egg on Nahlin's face

egg on nahlin's face would be bad for us moron

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Are you a slightly overweight alcoholic?

New Surly motto?

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Coaches glowing like they just got a commitment...

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I will say I’ve noticed a lot more alums reaching out this cycle than under turtle.  Reaching out to HS kids, portal guys, etc 

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