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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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42 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Going to be hilarious either way.

1) Egg on Perroni's face

2) Egg on Nahlin's face

If this isn’t a UT commitment, Nahlin may have to retire

9 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

????

 

i can only assume since i'm a human adult who speaks english that he was trying to say, "and it is not who you think"

it's amazing to me that people trying to deliver actual information are this shitty about typos.

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

This staff has had unbelievably good luck so far this offseason. Wow. 

As they say, 90% of shit is just showing up.  Catching some breaks finally, that’s for sure. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

 

UNLV flip incoming

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

i can only assume since i'm a human adult who speaks english that he was trying to say, "and it is not who you think"

it's amazing to me that people trying to deliver actual information are this shitty about typos.

Maybe he thought people would click the link then come back to the tweet to read the last sentence. Or possibly read the link before the last sentence. YOU DON'T KNOW!

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4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

This staff has had unbelievably good luck so far this offseason. Wow. 

They really have…but I choose to believe it’s all meant to be. Let’s fucking go!! 

6 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

This staff has had unbelievably good luck so far this offseason. Wow. 

Yeah all of the coaching movement has seemingly been coordinated by the football gods to help Texas. 
 

or to set us up for massive, epic, soul crushing failure. 

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46 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Once again momentum only happens when we start landing so of these guys. Right now it is all just a hopeful outlook.

Believing that Hope Does Not Kill with Ted Lasso — Full Season Wrap Up | by  Alfons | Side A | Medium

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

Recruits want to play with Tate Martell. 

Never forget 

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1 minute ago, Jester said:

As they say, 90% of shit is just showing up.  Catching some breaks finally, that’s for sure. 

I will say kuddos to sark. Previous regime would not be in this position because they would’ve given up and gone to lesser targets. This staff has gone all in on the top guys and stayed there even when things looked bleak. Now they are in a position to reap the benefits of thier persistence if only they can close.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah all of the coaching movement has seemingly been coordinated by the football gods to help Texas. 
 

or to set us up for massive, epic failure. 

either way we're fixed for life.

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"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity - Seneca" - Darrell K. Royal

Preparation - keep talking to the kids and also miss a bowl game so you have time to recruit 24/7
Opportunity - oh hey all their coaches are leaving also missing a bowl game so you have time to recruit 24/7

1 minute ago, Cooterhorn said:

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Nahlin was one of the only people saying Banks would sign early and that Texas was potentially leading for Harris. 

So these next few days could be big for him or disastrous. 

41 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Paris is in the same time zone as the rest of the state, is it not?

as a parisite,

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3 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Nahlin was one of the only people saying Banks would sign early and that Texas was potentially leading for Harris. 

So these next few days could be big for him or disastrous. 

And now he’s emphatically doubled down on Banks and already bragging about it. 

(cross posting.)

Meanwhile ... Perroni's take on Harris.  And the reaction.

 

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If Sark pulls  Ewers, Banks, and Campbell I’ll shut the fuck up for a year.

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1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

If Sark pulls  Ewers, Banks, and Campbell I’ll shut the fuck up for a year.

You are so full of shit.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

If Sark pulls  Ewers, Banks, and Campbell I’ll shut the fuck up for a year.

What if he does that plus Harris? Hows your self fisting form?

3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If Sark pulls  Ewers, Banks, and Campbell I’ll shut the fuck up for a year.

you lie like a rug

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What if he does that plus Harris? Hows your self fisting form?

As long as we're wish casting... let's throw Perkins in there as well. 

5 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If Sark pulls  Ewers, Banks, and Campbell I’ll shut the fuck up for 6 months.

FIFY

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

As long as we're wish casting... let's throw Perkins in there as well. 

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10 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Nahlin was one of the only people saying Banks would sign early and that Texas was potentially leading for Harris. 

So these next few days could be big for him or disastrous. 

Disastrous has a high standard when it comes to missing on predictions.

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Just now, DanTheHorn said:

Disastrous has a high standard when it comes to missing on predictions.

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He's shorter than baby jimbo, classic ham.

 

Nick Harris, about Banks ... 

 

Spoiler

 

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What if he does that plus Harris? Hows your self fisting form?

Did I ever offer to fist myself?  All I was saying is that if he closes those guys he gets a hall pass for a year from me. 

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Nick Harris, about Banks ... 

 

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Looks like we have ourselves a good ol 9.95 showdown 

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Nick Harris, about Banks ... 

 

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Yeah I think Nahlin is off on this one… again.

2 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Yeah I think Nahlin is off on this one… again.

Hard to trust him BUT Nick’s info is from the afternoon clearly before anything went down and Nahlin’s level of confidence even before Banks’ tweet is notable. We shall see. 
 

edit: Venric Mark also did his little night emoji tweet if that means anything 

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11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What if he does that plus Harris? Hows your self fisting form?

Hold on.. weren't there some fisting bets about landing Quinn Ewers this cycle? Did @futureman let it ride after Urban?

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No idea what's going on in the Ewers or Bust thread, so will just mention it here:

Per IT, Ehlinger will be in town tomorrow for the festivities. Has a pretty good relationship with a certain transfer quarterback.

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Hard to trust him BUT Nick’s info is from the afternoon clearly before anything went down and Nahlin’s level of confidence even before Banks’ tweet is notable. We shall see. 

Yeah it is similar to his confidence this summer when it came to Banks. I’m hoping I’m wrong but I think it’s going to be a top schools.

9 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Nick Harris, about Banks ... 

 

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IT mentioned his tweet came directly after the in home with Texas this evening. That would be a crazy coincidence. If he's on campus I'd be hard pressed to believe he'd drop a top school's list on a huge visit like that 

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

IT mentioned his tweet came directly after the in home with Texas this evening. That would be a crazy coincidence. If he's on campus I'd be hard pressed to believe he'd drop a top school's list on a huge visit like that 

Hamilton also commented that Banks' tweet made his (Banks') phone blow up - not exactly a sign that other coaches are expecting a top schools list

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Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

IT mentioned his tweet came directly after the in home with Texas this evening. That would be a crazy coincidence. If he's on campus I'd be hard pressed to believe he'd drop a top school's list on a huge visit like that 

Harris is saying he was told earlier the tweet was coming but had been told it’d be a top schools list. But he’s also saying the in home could’ve changed things, he hasn’t heard since then. 

I think this is Nahlin's source on Banks. Also, fairly certain this guy is a Longhorn and in our corner just scrolling his twitter account. 

 

4 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

No idea what's going on in the Ewers or Bust thread, so will just mention it here:

Per IT, Ehlinger will be in town tomorrow for the festivities. Has a pretty good relationship with a certain transfer quarterback.

Fuck you Pat Mahomes

In the State of Recruiting podcast Roach and Harris talked like it was something of an open question of whether Banks really would push his decision to February despite what he said. Now Harris is saying it’s going to happen like it’s a Federal Holiday. 

4 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

No idea what's going on in the Ewers or Bust thread, so will just mention it here:

Per IT, Ehlinger will be in town tomorrow for the festivities. Has a pretty good relationship with a certain transfer quarterback.

That’s right! Colts are on a bye. This is all starting to come together in a big way

4 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Yeah it is similar to his confidence this summer when it came to Banks. I’m hoping I’m wrong but I think it’s going to be a top schools.

Anything changed since the summer?

3 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton also commented that Banks' tweet made his (Banks') phone blow up - not exactly a sign that other coaches are expecting a top schools list

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