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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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4 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

This could be our biggest recruiting day in years. Elite QB. Elite OT. Elite DB. This thread has seen 100s of pages of bad news. So it could be a nice day to finally turn that around. 
 

Is it too much to ask, therefore, to keep the food bullshit to the 11 other threads already covered in culinary vomit?

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24 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Why is Roach saying Tech is still in it for Mullet man?  I can’t believe he was ever really considering that damn school 

If Roach were alive 80 years ago he would have been hesitant to put in a CB of the bombing of Pearl Harbor on December 8, 1941.

”Ears to the water, I am hearing some reports of Japanese aggression in Hawaii but I am not ready to make a decision if it means war or not.”

17 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I know they have these at gas stations.

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Parrillas my dude, they are about every 10ft and everything on that grill would be maybe $10 US.

32 minutes ago, Acropora said:

Didn't have cfs for breakfast (got banned from grandys after clogging the toilet).  

Coach Warehime i presume?

Gerry said Texas is still chasing after Jacoby Matthews. Sark had an in-home last week.

1 hour ago, ATexanAbroad said:

anyone know where I can get CFS in Buenos Aires?

Nice humble brag.

47 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Not to me, and I feel like I’d know. 
 

Ewers had giant bags thrown at him at Ohio state. And offered by tech. It helps but absolving the last staff for failures is absurdity.. 

Or the current staff. Nothing's in the bag yet.

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It’s almost noon I NEED SOME FUCKING NEWS

59 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Maybe Quinn banks and Harris are gonna stand on the 50 and pose for photos saying committed.  The trifecta the quinmass gift. The fappening the Santa rally 

Anyone else noticed @closetojumping has be conspicuously quiet the last day or two?

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s almost noon I NEED SOME FUCKING NEWS

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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It's OK. I read on texags that Saban loses his assistants every year and replaces them without a bump in the road and Jimbo will too. Because ya know, aggy is exactly like Bama. 

Yeah. No drop off at all with that offensive staff this year. 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Yeah. No drop off at all with that offensive staff this year. 

Can’t believe the backup plan was fucking Chin Butt O’Brien 

2 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Anyone else noticed @closetojumping has be conspicuously quiet the last day or two?

he's in Paris...

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Rocky Horror fan definitely checks out.

Never actually seen it, I hate to tell you.

2 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Anyone else noticed @closetojumping has be conspicuously quiet the last day or two?

He’s in France eating croissants, smoking cigs and putting together an avante garde film of Johnny Football fucking Billy Liucci.

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5 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Anyone else noticed @closetojumping has be conspicuously quiet the last day or two?

 

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Just now, texifornia said:

Never actually seen it, I hate to tell you.

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Well, bizarre but interesting. Worth trying on at least once.

1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

He’s in France eating croissants, smoking cigs and putting together an avante garde film of Johnny Football fucking Billy Liucci.

The good news is, it’s Saturday evening there. He already knows who commits today. 

48 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Finkley


 

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I forgot what a sack looks like this year.  

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Unless it was CT or Card getting smashed to the ground 😑

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Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

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Well, bizarre but interesting. Worth trying on at least once.

I watched it as a freshman in Jester. “Interesting” is a good word for it. I think the viewers doing their schtick were even weirder than the movie. I also think a lot of posters in this thread are those same freaks. 

30 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

Parrillas my dude, they are about every 10ft and everything on that grill would be maybe $10 US.

I'm in BA too. We should have a bowl watch party down here.


Hugely excited for Finkley as a EE. I expect him to play. He fits the profile as a big edge guy that can also play with a hand down as a 3, kind of the way they tried to experiment with Alfred Collins this year.
11 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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she is an absolute smoke show. 

 

I'm in BA too. We should have a bowl watch party down here.

You’re there for a whole year, minimum?

He doesn’t need to have seen it. He lives it. 

9 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Rocky Horror fan definitely checks out.

 

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Never actually seen it, I hate to tell you.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Not to me, and I feel like I’d know. 
 

Ewers had giant bags thrown at him at Ohio state. And offered by tech. It helps but absolving the last staff for failures is absurdity.. 

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Don't hurt me, thought it was funny(ducks behind couch)

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


You’re there for a whole year, minimum?

I am here till June so maybe a Spring game watch party...

On Tuesday, I made a reservation at Ouisie's Table for this evening. don't disappoint, Quinn

4 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

There's no actual penalty for making bad recruiting predictions. It's like being a meteorologist. 

I know several meteorologists (legit ones--not TV weather people) and they take their forecasts personally and beat themselves up when they are wrong, particularly when lives and livelihoods are at stake. Wouldn't surprise me if that job was up there on the higher tier of stress levels. If recruitniks get something wrong it doesn't matter and they just go get an ice cream drink at a coffee place, lie about what they predicted, and go stalk another teenager. 

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17 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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10 minutes ago, bar said:

I'm in BA too. We should have a bowl watch party down here.

Who is gonna tell him?

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