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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#48103
24 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Everything points to Dewberry being a Aggy silent for a while and a bit of a outsider amongst the rest of these guys. But the other 5 and a transfer would be a haul that we should love. 

Season 4 No GIF

#48104
25 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

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Elko looks like he’s destroyed quite a few CFS at Chicken Oil Company.  The power of the CFS is strong! He’s a heart attack waiting to happen

#48107
4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You don’t say...

May have gone over my head. It's hard to tell here sometimes. 

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#48110
On 12/6/2021 at 11:52 AM, closetojumping said:

Thanks.

I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media, and time building knowledge and money have brought us to the point where we can actually do something about this sport we love.

My expectation is that this does indeed help this staff, the players, future players, and the program. If we could start winning at an elite level again, that would justify the effort we have put in since early July when it became immediately evident that the Athletic Department wasn't going to be a help. 

If Texas, its layers of fanbase from the BMDs to the middles to the everyday fans, the city of Austin, and the state of Texas are truly able to harness the competitive advantages within NIL's framework, UT can have an engine built that very few other programs can rival and will put these silly ass, dark market bagman games to absolute shame. 

@immamac @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @GlenFromTheMailRoom @SquishMitten and several folks not on this board, including Bobby Burton, played huge roles in getting this going. @texifornia @Burt Macklin @Dbeasy @henrygandorf and a number of other folks (shout yourself out for positive rep if you're not named) helped get this from idea to a germinating sapling as well.

Here's to bigger and better. 

You MFer’s did it, you fucking did it! Quote from Banks: “It feels good because I always say, ‘God do things for a reason,’ and I believe what happened with Oregon was for a reason, and it led me to Texas, which would help me take care of my family more as well.”

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#48115

QE visiting, Banks cashing in the commitment. What a fucking day so far to get a CFS. 

Here in Denver at Butcher Block Cafe getting a CFS. Not quite like back home but still pretty good. 

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#48117
29 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

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I like the motion blur effect emphasizing the sheer amount of friction created by Elko’s FUPA ferociously rubbing against his player’s crotch.

#48121
1 minute ago, PapiShark said:

QE visiting, Banks cashing in the commitment. What a fucking day so far to get a CFS. 

Here in Denver at Butcher Block Cafe getting a CFS. Not quite like back home but still pretty good. 

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WTF kind of gravy is that, looks like someone mixed giblet gravy with cream gravy.

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#48122

While we bask in today…just a PSA. Gentlemen….Please wear your masks!!! Wearing a mask saved a friend of mine from dying yesterday.  He was at the bar with his girlfriend and his wife walked in and didn’t recognize him behind the mask!  Proof that masks save lives!!

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#48123

Maybe Dewberry was only at atm to tell the hobbit in person that he's publicly committing to Texas tonight when he arrives in Austin...

#48124
5 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

utx also says Dewberry is on his way and should be in Austin about 4pm

 

Flat Tire GIFs | Tenor

 

#48125
Just now, Longhornlove said:

WTF kind of gravy is that, looks like someone mixed giblet gravy with cream gravy.

Haha exactly my first thought. Had to put some pepper in that to make it better but other than that still pretty decent.

#48126
1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Maybe Dewberry was only at atm to tell the hobbit in person that he's publicly committing to Texas tonight when he arrives in Austin...

He wasn’t even wearing maroon…they are fucked

#48127
2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

While we bask in today…just a PSA. Gentlemen….Please wear your masks!!! Wearing a mask saved a friend of mine from dying yesterday.  He was at the bar with his girlfriend and his wife walked in and didn’t recognize him behind the mask!  Proof that masks save lives!!

This is known only rookies fuck this up 

#48128
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is known only rookies fuck this up 

We’ve got some noobs here and just wanted to do my part to help 

#48130
18 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

my girlfriend: how is today going for your longhorns?

me: image.thumb.png.6a31712ea596e414bd27fdb1d2566d32.png

 

9 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:


1,2 or 2,1 doesn’t matter.

 

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#48131

New poster, long time lurker from Llano TX I feel much better about Christian Jones being on this roster with banks and Campbell to come 🤘🏼 Just signed up for burnt ends  

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#48132
Just now, Noah Fence said:

 

 

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QE has $1M….can’t imagine he would want to chicks from Columbus to double up on him.  

#48133
10 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Maybe Dewberry was only at atm to tell the hobbit in person that he's publicly committing to Texas tonight when he arrives in Austin...

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#48134
13 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Maybe Dewberry was only at atm to tell the hobbit in person that he's publicly committing to Texas tonight when he arrives in Austin...

Just picking up appearance check

#48135
2 minutes ago, HillCountryBevo said:

New poster, long time lurker. I feel much better about Christian Jones being on this roster with banks and Campbell to come 🤘🏼 Just signed up for burnt ends 

Welcome out of the shadows, sir.Riot Games Reveal GIF by League of Legends

#48136
51 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

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This is sweet and all, but you gotta be careful hugging pregnant people near their due date …

#48137
17 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

utx also says Dewberry is on his way and should be in Austin about 4pm

NIL deal with AAA confirmed.

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#48139
3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

Of course it’s softball.

#48140
2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

So Texas can expect to be scissoring later tonight?

#48142
21 minutes ago, PapiShark said:

QE visiting, Banks cashing in the commitment. What a fucking day so far to get a CFS. 

Here in Denver at Butcher Block Cafe getting a CFS. Not quite like back home but still pretty good. 

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Just left Happy Camper in LoHi - where is that?

#48144
23 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

utx also says Dewberry is on his way and should be in Austin about 4pm

aggy definitely slashed his tires to try to stop him

#48145
1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

So Texas can expect to be scissoring later tonight?

I was expecting some comments about dildos (Hi Billy!) but not scissoring.

#48146
7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

Texas football is a lesbian softball proposal?

#48147
22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think if we can create enough momentum and hype today Dewberry becomes interesting to keep an eye on.

Same. He seems to be the Princely of this class

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#48148

 

11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

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Edited by Longhornlove

#48149

Texas doing recruits like Army spotting it inside the one yard line just now

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Go Army!

Hook 'em!

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