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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Gerry on Jeff Banks:

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Jeff Banks Rainmaker Recruiter

If anyone is interested in wondering how big the hire of Jeff Banks is for Texas, just simply take a look at the number and talent of prospects inside the state lines Banks was in charge of recruiting at Alabama.

For those wondering, if Steve Sarkisian just hired a “rainmaker” in recruiting, jut take a peek at this list …

2022’s Jeff Banks was recruiting for Alabama:

Omari Abor, DE Duncanville High

Bear Alexander, DT, Denton Ryan

Kelvin Banks, OT, Summer Creek

Chace Biddle, S, Garland High

Caleb Burton, WR, Del Valle (Ohio State commit)

Devon Campbell, OG, Arlington Bowie

Ernest Cooper, DE, Arlington Martin

Kam, Dewberry, OT/G, Atascocita

Jayden Early, OT/G, Duncanville

Jordan Hudson, WR, Garland High (Oklahoma commit)

Cole Hutson, OG, Frisco High

Harold Perkins, OLB, Cy-Park

Evan Stewart, WR, Frisco Liberty

Malick Sylla, DE, Katy High

Bobby Taylor, CB, Katy High

Brenen Thompson, WR/ATH, Spearman

Neto Umeozulu, OT, Allen High

 

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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33 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

Can we haz Demas? 

25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Gerry on Jeff Banks:

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Jeff Banks Rainmaker Recruiter

If anyone is interested in wondering how big the hire of Jeff Banks is for Texas, just simply take a look at the number and talent of prospects inside the state lines Banks was in charge of recruiting at Alabama.

For those wondering, if Steve Sarkisian just hired a “rainmaker” in recruiting, jut take a peek at this list …

2022’s Jeff Banks was recruiting for Alabama:

Omari Abor, DE Duncanville High

Bear Alexander, DT, Denton Ryan

Kelvin Banks, OT, Summer Creek

Chace Biddle, S, Garland High

Caleb Burton, WR, Del Valle (Ohio State commit)

Devon Campbell, OG, Arlington Bowie

Ernest Cooper, DE, Arlington Martin

Kam, Dewberry, OT/G, Atascocita

Jayden Early, OT/G, Duncanville

Jordan Hudson, WR, Garland High (Oklahoma commit)

Cole Hutson, OG, Frisco High

Harold Perkins, OLB, Cy-Park

Evan Stewart, WR, Frisco Liberty

Malick Sylla, DE, Katy High

Bobby Taylor, CB, Katy High

Brenen Thompson, WR/ATH, Spearman

Neto Umeozulu, OT, Allen High

 

My God he's gonna need a lot of cocaine to keep up with that list. Thankfully he probably knows how to find it. 

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

My God he's gonna need a lot of cocaine to keep up with that list. Thankfully he probably knows how to find it. 

Sock drawer?

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 

Lonestar88's take is correct and the reason I stated upthread that if a flip happens, it will likely be ahead of summer. That's what the $9.95ers believe too.

Irrespective of what we think about the Ewers/Klubnik comparison, one has been immediately given the slowplay and the other is being showered with love in pursuit of a flip back to Texas, and it's evident that Sarkisian knows his shit with QB evaluations.

Ewers has a quick trigger and lightning quick reads and instincts for defenses, plus all of the measurables. He's not the #1 recruit in the country because of his HS stats, sorry.

Westlake guy told me Sark reaffirmed Klubnik’s offer this week on the phone with him. Either it’s a race to commit, or Sark takes two. 

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Westlake guy told me Sark reaffirmed Klubnik’s offer this week on the phone with him. Either it’s a race to commit, or Sark takes two. 

Imagine two 5* QB's in the same class and in the same qb room. It won't happen, but my goodness. Anyway, we're getting Ewers, so it's all moot. 

Donovan Green doesn't take too kindly to Sark's offense (or maybe just Ian Boyd)

 

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19 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

My God he's gonna need a lot of cocaine to keep up with that list. Thankfully he probably knows how to find it. 

The monkey is always carrying

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3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Westlake guy told me Sark reaffirmed Klubnik’s offer this week on the phone with him. Either it’s a race to commit, or Sark takes two. 

I didn't say he doesn't have an offer, so nothing to dispute there. He's just not getting a push to do anything and was told that the staff was excited "to get out there and see you when we can." He's getting slow-played until they know where things really stand with Ewers. That might last a week, it might remain the case indefinitely if Ewers flips again. It's extremely unlikely they'd take both of them either way. 

It's also not entirely clear that they'd take Klubnik over other choices, either. If they wanted Klubnik on board right now, they'd have his commitment because they'd be giving him the choice to fuck or walk. They're not making the push though.

 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Donovan Green doesn't take too kindly to Sark's offense (or maybe just Ian Boyd)

 

 

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28 minutes ago, Fud said:

Can we haz Demas? 

 

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5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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TBF their only consistent passing option is Wydermyer, who also played TE at Green's high school. It's an easy sell for them as long as visits aren't allowed.

I’ll accept losing quality tight ends if it means we start actually landing the elite WR’s in state

20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Donovan Green doesn't take too kindly to Sark's offense (or maybe just Ian Boyd)

 

Funny thing about this is Ian might not even know who Green is 

Sark will find some southern Cal TE who'd otherwise go to Stanford or Notre Dame and get picked in the first two rounds 

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

Sark will find some southern Cal TE who'd otherwise go to Stanford or Notre Dame and get picked in the first two rounds 

Speaking of Southern Cal TE's going to Stanford, I actually like Sam Roush's tape quite a bit. Decent to good blocker already, has good hands.

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Donovan Green publicizes his 960 SAT as a badge of honor on his Twitter profile and argues with $9.95ers.  I assume he will go to aggy and fit in quite well.  

Damn. Isn't the lowest a 600 or something?

Maybe this is misguided but I am of the belief that a successful TE is the one position in college that can be created out of S&C and good coaching. 

With that said, Erik Gilbert have any interest in coming here?

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

Maybe this is misguided but I am of the belief that a successful TE is the one position in college that can be created out of S&C and good coaching. 

With that said, Erik Gilbert have any interest in coming here?

Arik Gilbert wants to be a WR not TE. It’s the reason why he left LSU.

Just now, Hornsfan91 said:

Arik Gilbert wants to be a WR not TE. It’s the reason why he left LSU.

Arik..... my bad and thanks. 

Donovan Green has been recruiting for aggy for more than a year. I don't think this is much of a revelation. 

I imagine aggy is going to trickle Green, Sylla, and Taylor out to try and combat Texas momentum. 

 

On Klubnik, I will say again that Jimbo is a fucking moron for not having him committed already - he's not getting Ty Simpson. I have a bias against most LT and Westlake kids - as you guys know and I think Klubnick is an easy take in any given year. He's simply in the same class and region as a once-a-decade type QB in Ewers and will have to see Texas play that recruitment out first. Jimbo continuing to shoot himself in the dick with DT QBs that lack accuracy (Stowers, Calzada, every FSU QB take) while ignoring free money (Klubnik) is fucking hilarious and fascinating. 

33 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Mater Dei Coach seems like a fan..

 

Hearing the Mater Dei head coach say "Hook 'Em Horns" seems like a good thing.

35 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Mater Dei Coach seems like a fan..

 

Sark said in the video from him speaking at the clinic that his kid goes to Mater Dei.   

6 minutes ago, CBHorn said:

Hearing the Mater Dei head coach say "Hook 'Em Horns" seems like a good thing.

Well, he's got Sarkisian's kid on the roster so ...  I would hope he's a friend of the program. 

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

Someone needs a new hot tub. 

Well - it's been 48 hours - when is the next commit?

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Donovan Green doesn't take too kindly to Sark's offense (or maybe just Ian Boyd)

 

Did Fred Davis play for a usc offense under Sarkisian? He had 60+ catches one year.

When he has a te who can het open and catch, he absolutely schemes for them.

 

I fully expect Wiley to pull in 30+ catches in 2021.

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Does anyone know if Banks has AZ ties or did he just do a good job recruiting both Kyle Allen and Christian Kirk (aka drop off some bags)?

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

Donovan Green doesn't take too kindly to Sark's offense (or maybe just Ian Boyd)

 

 I have no idea how to read the twitter.

Now excuse me while I go yell at the clouds in the sky and the dogs in my yard.

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3 hours ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Mater Dei Coach seems like a fan..

 

Nice find.  It's almost like a coordinated recruiting pitch.  Will be nice to cherry pick 3-4 top 10 california players every year.

I’m on mobile and not sure how to paste, but it’s mainly a non update.

Says Golding is the lead for DC but also mentioned Arnett and Ash.
It hyped up banks as a recruiter.

Sark met with some letterman and they liked him. 

3 hours ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Mater Dei Coach seems like a fan..

 

He should be considering during Sark's introductory press conference as the Texas HC he called Mater Dei the best HS in America.

4 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

This the kid that was trolling us for Twitter/IG follows, right?

I think he genuinely likes Texas. He's been pretty upbeat about us for awhile now. 

3 hours ago, golfclap said:

Donovan Green has been recruiting for aggy for more than a year. I don't think this is much of a revelation. 

I imagine aggy is going to trickle Green, Sylla, and Taylor out to try and combat Texas momentum. 

I imagine PJ Williams would eventually be in this group?  We need hope Harold Perkins and Kelvin Banks will hold off a while.

Maybe Ewers told Domani Jackson he's flipping back to Texas.  Domani is getting a run of USC picks to go play for Orlando.

4 hours ago, Fud said:

Sark will find some southern Cal TE who'd otherwise go to Stanford or Notre Dame and get picked in the first two rounds 

Some TE's from California.

https://247sports.com/Player/Jack-Pedersen-46083818/

https://247sports.com/Player/Keyan-Burnett-46084387/

https://247sports.com/Player/Sam-Roush-46085704/

https://247sports.com/Player/Arlis-Boardingham-46081164/

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