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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

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Klubnik??? WTH is going on here

He's trying to demonstrate where the class would rank if Ewers were counted.  He can't use Ewers, so he plugged Klubinik in to that spot to see what happens to the ranking. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • closetojumping
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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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5 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Ketch is such a POS. All he does is leak shit that ends up fucking the program. Why any player or coach talks to his dumbass is beyond me.

If we took all the CFS from up thread and dropped them like breadcrumbs we could probably get his fat ass all the way to South America.  There no way all that gravy doesn’t lead to a coronary and he could probably feed a 3rd world whale fishing village for a year, win/win.

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

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Klubnik??? WTH is going on here

He just found the highest rates QB to act as a proxy for Ewers. 

Interestingly enough they had 10 sacks *among* them.  When referring to three parties or more, use “among”.

I’ll try to remember. Small town English.

Where do the period go when using quotations at the end of the sentence?
2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

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Klubnik??? WTH is going on here

For purposes of calculating the possible ranking with ewers it has to be a qb, but unfortunately there are only half a dozen 1.000 players in history so klubnik is at close at it gets this year.

The Ewers thread had a post claiming Jaydon Blue saw Worthy mention QE was committing soon. I suspect that may be Ketch’s “source.” It doesn’t take much for a $9.95er to deem something newsworthy. 

42 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT BOYZZ

 

Alright so nothing is happening tonight. Thanks,  Ketch,  I can go to bed. 

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Apt that Ketch is talking about "little birds" tho

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2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

For purposes of calculating the possible ranking with ewers it has to be a qb, but unfortunately there are only half a dozen 1.000 players in history so klubnik is at close at it gets this year.

Is he really the #1 QB this year? Bad year for the position. 

 

Roach - Sunday night recruiting notes.

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Just now, Getafix said:

 

Roach - Sunday night recruiting notes.

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Mckinzie is most likely gone. Ewers is ours 

9 minutes ago, Had Enough said:


I’ll try to remember. Small town English.

Where do the period go when using quotations at the end of the sentence?

Inside the quotation marks

It’s such a cliche at this point, but Roach really did say absolutely nothing in that update. 

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is he really the #1 QB this year? Bad year for the position. 

And Weigman is #2. QB rankings are wild this year.

48 minutes ago, Viper said:

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Damn, watching last weeks episode again and  Jimmy is eating a chicken fried steak after getting sent to a ranch in Texas.  Sounds like the show writers post on here.  

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2 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Damn, watching last weeks episode again and  Carl is eating a chicken fried steak after getting sent to a ranch in Texas.  Sounds like the show writers post on here.  

Carl?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Carl?  Jimmy?

Oh ya

40 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

In the defense of 247 it's time transfers are included in rankings to show incoming talent. I'm sure they'll make it separate but it's about that time anyhow 

I believe that College Football Daily’s podcast mentioned that a couple of new ratings rankings were being developed:

1) incoming Transfers Rating

2) High School Signees + Incoming Transfers = Total New Player Ratings

I believe that they are a 247 related podcast. This will be revealed this week. 

14 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Alright so nothing is happening tonight. Thanks,  Ketch,  I can go to bed. 

Unless you live next to Ketch, you'll probably see a few bottle rockets and Roman candles go off. 

29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is he really the #1 QB this year? Bad year for the position. 

He doesn’t exactly suck dude

24 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

It’s such a cliche at this point, but Roach really did say absolutely nothing in that update. 

Y'all are way too harsh. And inaccurate. Roach has plenty to say in these updates, not nothing. It's busy that what he's saying are various extended remixes of "I don't know anything, I have no idea what's going to happen, and I'm hearing rumors that mean diddly shit."

 

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Y'all are way too harsh. And inaccurate. Roach has plenty to say in these updates, not nothing. It's busy that what he's saying are various extended remixes of "I don't know anything, I have no idea what's going to happen, and I'm hearing rumors that mean diddly shit."

 

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So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

This is the one current topic that it doesn't belong in. He belongs in the transfer thread or his own thread.

So it will definitely be posted here first.

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

Are you TRYING not to get this thread to 1,000 pages?  Because that’s how you don’t get this thread to 1,000 pages…

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

I'd like to think @Nicole44is posting it via her live broadcast from the hottub.  

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

Technically it should go in the transfer thread but someone will post it on the football board

2 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

Are you TRYING not to get this thread to 1,000 pages?  Because that’s how you don’t get this thread to 1,000 pages…

Dude- this thread getting to 1,000 is the biggest layup in the history of the internet. It will be there probably Monday but absolutely no later than Wednesday. Even if it didn’t get there we have an entire 2 months before NSD2, and then years of pile ons after that. 

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

I would say ask Machinator where he’s going to post it, but I think the odds on favorite now has to be texafornia, right?

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Dude- this thread getting to 1,000 is the biggest layup in the history of the internet. It will be there probably Monday but absolutely no later than Wednesday. Even if it didn’t get there we have an entire 2 months before NSD2, and then years of pile ons after that. 

No argument here. It was just a reference to ‘Archer’. I’m watching my kids and didn’t have time to attach the gif

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I posted it the last time he committed to us so . . . maybe I sit this one out?

7 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

I'd like to think @Nicole44is posting it via her live broadcast from the hottub.  

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13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

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9 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

I'd like to think @Nicole44is posting it via her live broadcast in a bubble bath.  

Fixed. 

3 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I would say ask Machinator where he’s going to post it, but I think the odds on favorite now has to be texafornia, right?

Where is TARS ?? 

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17 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

Definitely needs to go into

ewers or bust

ewers in portal 

portal kombat

and 2022 recruiting

 

maybes

holy shit thread

cfs thread

 

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