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This has to hurt Republicans in Arizona because of the amount of money wasted on the 5 month audit. 

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3 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

This has to hurt Republicans in Arizona because of the amount of money wasted on the 5 month audit. 

 

they pussed out and didn't go all in for a DEEP audit. bring in voters for questioning !!!!

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5 hours ago, Texas73 said:

This has to hurt Republicans in Arizona because of the amount of money wasted on the 5 month audit. 

 

Republicans?  Hurt because of wasted money?

The only thing they are gonna be hurt about is the fact that Biden's lead increased.

 

6 hours ago, Burt said:

I think in most if not all of these recounts and audits Biden's lead grew.  Sounds like lots of voter fraud in favor of the GQP if you ask me.

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/24/us/arizona-election-review-trump-biden.html?referringSource=articleShare&fbclid=IwAR3r1K0p_5owUzEz0hELiy1VNayDwvIow72bKl670NmtfRvPo8bpyB5nB40

 

 

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they better update those numbers asap 

Hope MSNBC brings out Mr Khakis to update the board. 

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not to worry, we are apparently gonna do our own audit. Texas. A state that Dotard won. And we, the taxpayers, are gonna fund it. I want out. 

Texas is hoping to find enough extra votes for Trump to xfer  to other states he lost. 

Well, good morning. This is wonderful. 

Well the important thing, for this and all the other state audits, is that millions of tax dollars were liberated from the state into the bank accounts of a few white republicans. 

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well the important thing, for this and all the other state audits, is that millions of tax dollars were liberated from the state into the bank accounts of a few white republicans. 

I believe that I read that this was mostly not funded with taxpayer money.  The grift.

But, the state spent an undue amount of money and time fucking with it.

How can I apply to be the auditor of Texas and Mississippi? I have no experience in doing so, so I am probably qualified.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I think in most if not all of these recounts and audits Biden's lead grew.  Sounds like lots of voter fraud in favor of the GQP if you ask me.

Kind of makes you wonder if maybe the 2000 election might have actually been stolen from Al Gore. In Florida, where Dubya’s brother was Governor, and where the Secretary of State who ordered a halt to the recount was rewarded with a position in the Bush/Cheney administration as a reward. Hmmm...

I’ve never advanced that position before. But to any Trump supporter who says the 2020 election was stolen from Trump then you’re goddamned right that I’m going to argue that the 2000 election was stolen from Gore. Fuck you, you dumbasses.

Well the important thing, for this and all the other state audits, is that millions of tax dollars were liberated from the state into the bank accounts of a few white republicans. 

It’s almost like that’s the whole point of the exercise.

Nah, impossible.

Strange. Its 8 am and nary a word on foxnews.com homepage about the audit results. Probably just an oversight, let me check the politics page ..... huh, nothing there either. 

The Winningest Loser, when it comes to losing no one does it better than Trump. 
 

willing to bet he’s lost this election more times than he’s fucked Melania. 

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apparently there's enough in there for the Trumpers to latch onto and continue to cast doubt even though the recount itself says:

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Dotard has been talking about all the fraud they've been finding out in Arizona. Golly, what do you think he was talking about?

Which state has Trump lost more times now? Georgia or Arizona?

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Dotard has been talking about all the fraud they've been finding out in Arizona. Golly, what do you think he was talking about?

Maybe he is regretting his behavior and is now going to confess to being a crook...look mom, a flying pig!

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Texas is hoping to find enough extra votes for Trump to xfer  to other states he lost. 

Trumpers… duh that’s what it says in the constitution! Have you ever read it!?

The narrative they are going to push (it appears) is that "there were so many irregularities that we don't trust our own recount".

Expect Fox/Newsmax/OAN to push this narrative from what I'm reading so far. 

It's fucking absurd, but so was this "audit" and pretty much everything else about the aftermath.

but oh to be a fly on the wall when Trump was told the results of the recount. I don't envy the person who got to tell him.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

How can I apply to be the auditor of Texas and Mississippi? I have no experience in doing so, so I am probably qualified.

Are you a Trump Republican? That appears to be the only qualification.

3 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Are you a Trump Republican? That appears to be the only qualification.

That or just straight up grifter 

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Jody:

 

 

"just delete it! they'll never know!" fucking idiot

8 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

 

"just delete it! they'll never know!" fucking idiot

..and they will never know. Because they don't care to know. Trump supporters hear only what the want to hear.

Hypocritical shit like this used to matter - no longer applies.

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7 minutes ago, yoladu said:

..and they will never know. Because they don't care to know. Trump supporters hear only what the want to hear.

Hypocritical shit like this used to matter - no longer applies.

When you can write it all off as "deep state" "fake news" "liberal lamestream media" etc., you're right, nothing applies anymore.

Donald Trump could walk out on stage tomorrow, in front of every cable news, network news, internet media and have it livestreamed in real time to the entire world and say "I lost the 2020 presidential election and there was no fraud" and 30% of Americans would claim he didn't say it, it's being reported wrong, it was a hologram, it was Hillary Clinton dressed as Donald Trump because she had him murdered, etc. 

They just don't live in reality.

24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Debbie is deveatated? 

pics?

Just now, Js1 said:

When you can write it all off as "deep state" "fake news" "liberal lamestream media" etc., you're right, nothing applies anymore.

Donald Trump could walk out on stage tomorrow, in front of every cable news, network news, internet media and have it livestreamed in real time to the entire world and say "I lost the 2020 presidential election and there was no fraud" and 30% of Americans would claim he didn't say it, it's being reported wrong, it was a hologram, it was Hillary Clinton dressed as Donald Trump because she had him murdered, etc. 

They just don't live in reality.

I know for sure it wasn’t him because he would never say that.  That’s as far as it really needs to go, but they will go further so they can create the villain, which will be the villain they already know and hate. Biden, Hillary, soros, whomever. There will be theories about all of them to feed the cretins. 

It will be spun.  Hell it already is being spun.  The focus is turning to addresses, people voting in the wrong counties, etc...  The people who wanted there to be fraud aren't simply going to change their minds over these results.  They'll just move the goalposts and continue blabbering on like idiots about some other circumstantial bullshit that they think proves widespread fraud.   We're not done hearing about it.  

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I believe that I read that this was mostly not funded with taxpayer money.  The grift.

But, the state spent an undue amount of money and time fucking with it.

Taxpayers may not have funded the grifters directly but they're on the hook for the collateral damage.

 

 

So Dominion is going to have to lease even more voting equipment to the county. Dominion making even more money. Lulz.

16 minutes ago, sidis said:

if you're interested in seeing how lunatics are trying to spin things...

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3230430

 


the numbers don’t add up !!!!

you can count all you want but you’re still counting fraudulent ballots !!!

 

fucking Aggie tears !!!

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

One of my favorite gifs.

Is it because Nathalie is fine?  Cuz she fine.

Really, that's been my two big takeaways from the Trump regime and its fallout:

1 -- there are a shitload of magnificent gifs out there in the internets.

2 -- dammit, dammit, dammit, I should have gotten in on the endless grift opportunities.  They are fucking LIMITLESS.

Even if you are full MAGAt and you wanted a different outcome, if you can't see the humor in this, then I really don't have time for you.

35 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

It will be spun.  Hell it already is being spun.  The focus is turning to addresses, people voting in the wrong counties, etc...  The people who wanted there to be fraud aren't simply going to change their minds over these results.  They'll just move the goalposts and continue blabbering on like idiots about some other circumstantial bullshit that they think proves widespread fraud.   We're not done hearing about it.  

I am done hearing about it. I was done hearing about it once the election was called for Joe Biden. 

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