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35 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We are the white trash loser that hit the Powerball lottery of countries. 

Essentially our history since 1945 has been season 9 of Roseanne after they won the Illinois state lottery. 

Jackie=US military leadership announcing Germany and Japan’s surrenders
Roseanne=US economic elite
Dan=US political leadership (the heart attack Roseanne refers to is a combination of the depression and the war)
The two baby boys=Baby boomer generation 

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We are the white trash loser that hit the Powerball lottery of countries. 

We’re the jock that peaked in high school

1 hour ago, hpslugga said:

Essentially our history since 1945 has been season 9 of Roseanne after they won the Illinois state lottery. 

Jackie=US military leadership announcing Germany and Japan’s surrenders
Roseanne=US economic elite
Dan=US political leadership (the heart attack Roseanne refers to is a combination of the depression and the war)
The two baby boys=Baby boomer generation 

So accurate 

Can we start the Katie Hobbs appreciation posts again?  

20 hours ago, lemonlime said:

 

Brilliant

I dunno man, one of the supervisors is named Bill Gates.

19 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

I thought Cyber Ninjas was one of those strip mall franchises that teaches kids to code? 

It is.  Their slogan is “Learn to code while building video games and conducting vote audits!”

County tells Arizona Senate to keep files, threatens lawsuit over deleted election data claim
The demand came after the auditors refused to back down from their claim that the county destroyed evidence. The county says auditors just didn't know where to look.
 
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1268229?__twitter_impression=true
Defamation lawsuit should include Trump since he is repeating the lies.

I just heard on Morning Joe today that Georgia is going to conduct ANOTHER audit of their election results. I think that makes four.

We can all see what’s coming. Democracy is the enemy of Republican dominance so democracy must die. 

I just heard on Morning Joe today that Georgia is going to conduct ANOTHER audit of their election results. I think that makes four.
We can all see what’s coming. Democracy is the enemy of Republican dominance so democracy must die. 

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/554875-judge-agrees-to-unseal-2020-ballots-in-georgia-county-for-audit

Fulton county only, 147k absentee ballots, copies only to be inspected by voters and their “experts.” Election officials pissed. In response to a “voter” lawsuit. It is all still bulls it. Fuck these people and fuck Trump.

So only double-secret ballot inspectors who are not properly appointed/seated election oversight officials can view the ballots using their proprietary secret technology and then they will reveal to us, without proper review, to conclusions of the mystery ballots?  

Isn't this how Mormonism got started?  

Clown show but with the horror part thrown in:
 

This is insane.
6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


This is insane.

This is fascism. Seriously. Ignore the whole Hitler atrocities. Most coups are not military, they are performed through legal means, such as Hitler did when he came to power. Or how Viktor Orban simply did away with democracy. The attempted coup still did its job even if the results were not quick. They got enough momentum to pivot and begin work on this takeover of the electoral system at its roots.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Clown show but with the horror part thrown in:

 

Either it’s horribly written or misleading. The committees can’t do that. They added language to an appropriation bill to that effect but it hasn’t been voted on in either house. Not sure if language can be stricken when it reaches the floor because article doesn’t say

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Either it’s horribly written or misleading. The committees can’t do that. They added language to an appropriation bill to that effect but it hasn’t been voted on in either house. Not sure if language can be stricken when it reaches the floor because article doesn’t say

That's true, it requires a full vote.

They are scared shitless, and know they don't have the numbers.  They are really fucking around and going to find out.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

They are scared shitless, and know they don't have the numbers.  They are really fucking around and going to find out.

Yeah, this audit is too much of a shit show for it not to hurt the Arizona GOP. This is a state that is trending blue with the speed of Colorado or Virginia. These assholes can't stop what's coming.

Georgia, Florida, and Texas are different stories, unfortunately. I'm afraid tactics such as these will be far more effective at allowing the GOP to maintain their grip on power in these places. 

Oh, and the GOP in the AZ state senate is pulling this stunt with a bare 16-14 majority. 31-29 majority in the State House. Clearly, there are no Kinzingers or Collinses in that bunch.

Arizona GOP strips Democratic Sec’y of State of her roles:

 

PHOENIX — Political score-settling is not supposed to be part of the budgeting process, but you will have a hard time convincing Democratic members of the House Appropriations Committee of that. 

On Tuesday morning, the Arizona House Appropriations Committee stripped Secretary of State Katie Hobbs of her ability to defend election lawsuits. It gave the power exclusively to the Attorney General.

Later in the day, the state's Senate Appropriations Committee passed the same changes. Now these proposed changes are part of the full budget proposal that will be voted on later this week.

“We are meddling with the constitution,” State Representative Randy Friese, (D) Tucson, said. Friese and other Democrats see the move as a response to Secretary of State Hobbs' use of outside counsel to defend Arizona voters from lawsuits filed by the State Republican Party and others challenging Arizona’s election results. Hobbs also did not support a decision by the Attorney General to pursue a ballot harvesting case in federal court. Earlier this year Attorney General Mark Brnovich argued against the practice before the U.S. Supreme Court. 

The Court is expected to decide the case this summer. 

The provision restricting the Secretary of State ends on January 2, 2023, when a new Secretary of State is in office.

https://www.abc15.com/news/state/secretary-of-state-katie-hobbs-stripped-of-roles-by-appropriations-committee

On 5/20/2021 at 6:45 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

This would make a great Coen brothers' movie.

This would make an even better Toole novel.

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Arizona GOP strips Democratic Sec’y of State of her roles:

 

PHOENIX — Political score-settling is not supposed to be part of the budgeting process, but you will have a hard time convincing Democratic members of the House Appropriations Committee of that. 

On Tuesday morning, the Arizona House Appropriations Committee stripped Secretary of State Katie Hobbs of her ability to defend election lawsuits. It gave the power exclusively to the Attorney General.

Later in the day, the state's Senate Appropriations Committee passed the same changes. Now these proposed changes are part of the full budget proposal that will be voted on later this week.

“We are meddling with the constitution,” State Representative Randy Friese, (D) Tucson, said. Friese and other Democrats see the move as a response to Secretary of State Hobbs' use of outside counsel to defend Arizona voters from lawsuits filed by the State Republican Party and others challenging Arizona’s election results. Hobbs also did not support a decision by the Attorney General to pursue a ballot harvesting case in federal court. Earlier this year Attorney General Mark Brnovich argued against the practice before the U.S. Supreme Court. 

The Court is expected to decide the case this summer. 

The provision restricting the Secretary of State ends on January 2, 2023, when a new Secretary of State is in office.

https://www.abc15.com/news/state/secretary-of-state-katie-hobbs-stripped-of-roles-by-appropriations-committee

This is sad. The foundation of American democracy is disintegrating in front of our eyes.

26 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

This is sad. The foundation of American democracy is disintegrating in front of our eyes.

I wish you were being hyperbolic, but you’re on point.

23 hours ago, berlinerbaer said:

Yeah, this audit is too much of a shit show for it not to hurt the Arizona GOP. This is a state that is trending blue with the speed of Colorado or Virginia. These assholes can't stop what's coming.

Oh, yes. They have a great deal of respect for Democracy. Trending blue, you say? This is fine.

I swear to god I hate stupid optimistic Democrats almost as much as the fascists actually trying to dismantle democracy. “Sure they’ve given themselves the power to ignore the vote, but we’ve got more people so it’ll be fine!” is absolute fucking idiocy.

I wish the reporter would have pointed out that all or at least most of the high-profile cases of "dead people voting" were votes for dotard.

Karen, people are saying that the sweat from my balls cures all ailments. Don’t you think you should lick my balls and cure your bad back?

On 5/25/2021 at 4:37 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

This is fascism. Seriously. Ignore the whole Hitler atrocities. Most coups are not military, they are performed through legal means, such as Hitler did when he came to power. Or how Viktor Orban simply did away with democracy. The attempted coup still did its job even if the results were not quick. They got enough momentum to pivot and begin work on this takeover of the electoral system at its roots.

Thanks Manchin.  Hope the dismantling of Democracy is worth preserving the filibuster.  

On 5/26/2021 at 10:35 PM, wildcat09 said:

I swear to god I hate stupid optimistic Democrats almost as much as the fascists actually trying to dismantle democracy. “Sure they’ve given themselves the power to ignore the vote, but we’ve got more people so it’ll be fine!” is absolute fucking idiocy.

Cute that they still think voting is what's going to determine elections.  Checks notes. Totally ignores the part where they toss out the vote and install their candidate. Kind of like how they're stripping the powers of the governor or whatever power wins the election.  Except in the future they'll determine the governor.   

On 5/26/2021 at 11:29 PM, Pancho said:

Torbush.

 

It shows you the guardrails of truth have been abandoned by the Republican Party. Until they return, until they police their own, the Republican Party should not be treated as a partner in democracy. Furthermore, if the Democrats can’t find a spine to protect Democracy by holding them accountable to truth and reality, I would make long term plans with that in mind. Americans have long enjoyed a stable democracy, the people of today have forgotten the fragility of it all, and the lives lost to obtain it. Americans are unchallenged militarily and have been for 100 years. But the domestic enemy, the of erosion of a shared belief of truth, will be our downfall if we don’t bolster the foundations 

8 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Furthermore, if the Democrats can’t find a spine to protect Democracy by holding them accountable to truth and reality, I would make long term plans with that in mind.

Told my wife she better be ready to look at some alternative options after 2024.

I wish the CNN reporter had asked Qaren Fann if the AZ Senate would pursue voter fraud allegations brought forth by Democrats in any losing 2022 races.

The Republicans always figure out how to manipulate and get their way, in or out of power. The Dems just watch. I feel like the Reps are slowly, inch by inch, taking over this country trying to make it a one party system.

On 5/5/2021 at 2:45 PM, Biff Tannen said:

This is what dumbfuck racist assholes would think up.  Bamboo.  Because it's China, you see?  

 

On 5/5/2021 at 4:13 PM, Foosters said:

Lol, you dumb libtard.

Everything in china is made from bamboo. Everything. The packing box, the paper, even the goddamn airplane. 

They could try and eliminate traces of bamboo but even their bamboo fiber extracting device is made from, you guessed it, bamboo.

 

On 5/5/2021 at 4:43 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Wouldn’t China fight to keep Trump in office ?  It only benefits them to have the dumbest human alive lead the US ?

 

also, wouldn’t a panda bear be the most accurate judge for finding ‘bamboo’ ?

 

On 5/5/2021 at 4:48 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

They’d eat all the evidence. 

It's only bamboo FLAVORED... ipso facto they need to be having it tasted. 

On 5/26/2021 at 9:35 PM, wildcat09 said:

I swear to god I hate stupid optimistic Democrats almost as much as the fascists actually trying to dismantle democracy. “Sure they’ve given themselves the power to ignore the vote, but we’ve got more people so it’ll be fine!” is absolute fucking idiocy.

Agreed, it's right up there in idiocy with all Hispanics will vote blue.

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7 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

It's like they are trying to find newer and bigger ways to break the chain-of-custody.

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I could have personally counted every vote in Arizona by now. 

Well they already did this, but didn't get the results they wanted, so they are trying to invent an alternate reality.

This is so batshit bonkers crazy.  There is exactly a 0% chance any "findings" of this "audit" will hold sway beyond the AZ Republican party.  The great irony is that these dipshits wailed about lack of oversight in ballot counting, and now they're ballot "counting" with zero oversight.  Not for thee but good for me, I suppose.

 

8 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

A "secure powerful laboratory," where I'm sure that they'll look at things "very strongly."

Jesus.  We're at risk of creating a singularity of pure moronity, sucking in everything else on earth, to disappear into an empty void/Donald Trump's braincase/they're the same thing.

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Producing porn "the likes of which we've never seen."  "Lots of people" are talking about your latest production.

53 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well they already did this, but didn't get the results they wanted, so they are trying to invent an alternate reality.

Yes, the Artenik Arabadjian playbook.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's like they are trying to find newer and bigger ways to break the chain-of-custody.

Maybe Herm Edwards is running the operation.

Works out well because our first film is called "Lots of People on Melania"  Critics gave it 5 "Fantastics" 

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