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8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 
 

Damn came to post that lol. Yikes

Wait, I’m confused. Is that a school for strippers?

11 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 
 

The value of Wharton continues to wane:

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What I am about to share with you may come as a gigantic shock, but its important that you fully understand the background here:

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According to The New York Times, Leila Centner and her husband, David Centner, a tech entrepreneur whose LinkedIn profile also describes him as a co-founder of the school, are prolific donors to both the Republican Party and the Trump re-election campaign.

Makes about as much sense as watering our plants with fucking Brawndo, yet here we are. a country full of Johnny Sacks. 

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I ain't mad. I'm just trying to figure out how to start a rival school, undercut they asses at only $40,000 a student.

Yes, I realize that is more than what they charge, that's the point.

Every germ is sacred
Every germ is great
If a germ is wasted,
God gets quite irate

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 
 

People stupid enough to pay these morons to educate their kids actually have enough money to pay for private schools. 
 

Bottles the mind

Centner? is that cromulent? i don't think so

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

is that august ames?

She dead.

11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

People stupid enough to pay these morons to educate their kids actually have enough money to pay for private schools. 
 

Bottles the mind

Swathes of the population, man. Swathes.

Which reminds me-- $40,000 a student is not brag-worthy to their friends. Let's go a cool quarter million. We shall use only the finest whorehouse furnishings.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

She dead.

she’s not really dead if we can find a way to remember her. 

50 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

she’s not really dead if we can find a way to remember her. 

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15 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 
 

Don Jr and Kim?

16 hours ago, Goredho said:

Every germ is sacred
Every germ is great
If a germ is wasted,
God gets quite irate

 

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