April 27, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Machinator said: Any relation to Andy Samberg? There is a bit of a resemblance and when he slipped up and mentioned playing interior and outerior across the defensive line, I did feel a little like I was watching an SNL skit from the mid/late 2000s.
April 27, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Napoleon said: Any relation to Andy Samberg? There is a bit of a resemblance and when he slipped up and mentioned playing interior and outerior across the defensive line, I did feel a little like I was watching an SNL skit from the mid/late 2000s. So when he committed you jizzed in your pants?
April 27, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, RollLeft said: So when he committed you jizzed in your pants? That's an understandable assumption, but seeing as I had never heard of him... no. But, I feel like after committing to the coaches, he probably went up to the observation deck of the Tower and was all . . .
April 27, 20214 yr Nice pick up, Of course gomers will bellyache about him being over rated and weak.
April 27, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said: Stanford? Are they gonna swoop in next fall and steal him? 5 hours ago, HeHateMe said: I was texting with them earlier and they all seem pretty excited. I think this one is safe. Zac wants to carve his own path. IT said earlier he doesn't have the grades
April 27, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, RGBIII said: I pegged him more of a Howie Long or Bob Lilly but I can see it
April 27, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said: Are there no tapes of him against varsity opponents? I keed. Hook'em lulz, I thought the exact same thing. He looks big and really quick in his highlights, but it's really hard to tell how good he is because he appears to be lining up across from little girls.
April 27, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, HeHateMe said: I know his Dad very well. His old man played at Stanford FWIW. Good kid, good family, great pickup. Does he hate you?
April 27, 20214 yr https://sports360az.com/2021/04/brophys-zac-swanson-goes-in-depth-on-commitment-to-texas/
April 28, 20214 yr Just now, Spider2YBanana said: Honestly, how good is this guy? He has good p5 offers, but he's a 3 star? He's a composite 4*.
April 28, 20214 yr 21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: He's a composite 4*. I thought I read in a write-up that he's a 3 star. Thanks for the correction
April 29, 20214 yr On 4/27/2021 at 12:03 AM, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: I can’t stop watching this. you tried?
December 14, 20214 yr 15 minutes ago, irishtexan said: Saw this thread bumped and assumed he was getting Champ-Lewis'd too... I was thinking along similar lines. I thought he might have gotten:
December 16, 20241 yr Bump for the anti- Texas comments made today. https://www.burntorangenation.com/2024/12/16/24322826/zac-swanson-cut-texas-longhorns-arizona-state-sun-devils
December 16, 20241 yr Quote “Exactly what was said is, ‘If you want to stay at Texas, you might as well quit football and just go to school here.’ So lot of motivation there for me. He was motivated enough to go to an inferior conference with inferior teams and *checks notes* muster up 1/2 a sack and 16 tackles for ASU this season. Edited December 16, 20241 yr by Knoxtnhorn
December 17, 20241 yr Zac, I'll always remember the good times: On 4/26/2021 at 9:46 PM, Chopper said:
December 17, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said: He was motivated enough to go to an inferior conference with inferior teams and *checks notes* muster up 1/2 a sack and 16 tackles for ASU this season. I wonder if Bo Davis did his exit interview, cause then I'm not surprised at all and wonder if Swanson left a few cuss words out lol
December 17, 20241 yr “Some of you motherfuckers need to get in the transfer portal. You want to go? Get in the motherfucker!”
December 17, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, jdhorn92 said: Bump for the anti- Texas comments made today. https://www.burntorangenation.com/2024/12/16/24322826/zac-swanson-cut-texas-longhorns-arizona-state-sun-devils
December 17, 20241 yr “Exactly what was said is, ‘If you want to stay at Texas, you might as well quit football and just go to school here.’ So lot of motivation there for me. I mean, it was probably the worst thing that was ever said to me, and it was just said so carelessly, like they didn’t care that it was changing my entire life —in two years there, I made friends, I had a girlfriend there, everything, and then they tell me that and expect me to get up and leave the next day. So, it was probably the worst thing ever ..." What a vacuous, entitled, snowflake candyass. Wah Wah Wah... IF the worse thing ever said to you was that you can remain at an elite academic university, make incredible connections and have an alumni network of hundreds of thousands of UT graduates, that the rest of your life can be built upon a foundation of intelligence and collaborative support ... if THIS is the worst thing that was ever said to you, then go crawl back up your mother's vagina from where you were hatched, keep sucking your thumb and retreat further into the dark abyss of irrelevancy from which you shall never emerge. And many years from now ... no one will remember you. No one will ever remember any great deeds you did ... because you did not do any ... and you will remain a shadow, never remembered to even be forgotten.
December 17, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Lidig8r said: “Exactly what was said is, ‘If you want to stay at Texas, you might as well quit football and just go to school here.’ So lot of motivation there for me. I mean, it was probably the worst thing that was ever said to me, and it was just said so carelessly, like they didn’t care that it was changing my entire life —in two years there, I made friends, I had a girlfriend there, everything, and then they tell me that and expect me to get up and leave the next day. So, it was probably the worst thing ever ..." What a vacuous, entitled, snowflake candyass. Wah Wah Wah... IF the worse thing ever said to you was that you can remain at an elite academic university, make incredible connections and have an alumni network of hundreds of thousands of UT graduates, that the rest of your life can be built upon a foundation of intelligence and collaborative support ... if THIS is the worst thing that was ever said to you, then go crawl back up your mother's vagina from where you were hatched, keep sucking your thumb and retreat further into the dark abyss of irrelevancy from which you shall never emerge. And many years from now ... no one will remember you. No one will ever remember any great deeds you did ... because you did not do any ... and you will remain a shadow, never remembered to even be forgotten. Without a football scholarship, he would have had to pay his way through college. Unfortunately, that can be the deciding factor as to where you go to college. My son is applying to college this year. He is a track runner waiting to see if he would get recruited by a good d1 program with good academics. He can go to an excellent private school without a scholarship but that would cost us a lot of money, so we are steering him towards public schools that may offer athletic scholarships.
December 17, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said: Without a football scholarship, he probably wouldn't have been admitted... Fixed
December 17, 20241 yr I hope he gets the chance to prove his point in a couple of weeks. Two minutes after kickoff when he's already been planted by Banks and Campbell, or trucked by Wisner, he'll realize sometimes it's better to just shut the fuck up and let your play do the talking.
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