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Aaron Rodgers Disgruntled with Packers and Does Not Want to Return

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On 5/26/2021 at 8:43 AM, Machinator said:

 

This chick is a spare. She must be great in bed. 

56 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

This chick is a spare. She must be great in bed. 

Or the only one he can find willing to put up with his shit?

21 minutes ago, JMFP said:

Or the only one he can find willing to put up with his shit?

When your own mother doesn't love you, you're probably a pretty big piece of shit.

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

When your own mother doesn't love you, you're probably a pretty big piece of shit.

Yup. I know people have the narrative that "well not every family gets along" but like you said, if your own mom hates you, there is something there. You can already tell how big of a controlling douche he is by how he carries himself in football. Imagine how he is in his relationships. His money is not worth it to put up with his shit 24/7. 

Rogers is a I'm the smartest man in the room type of guy. And in truth, he very well may be most of the time. The problem is he ain’t always the smartest guy in the room. And that simple lack of self awareness makes him....well....an asshole.

I'm laughing at you guys thinking Shaileen Woodley is a spare.  She's not Olivia Munn, but she's very cute AND much more talented of an actress.  I think that's the big reason he wants to leave...she's a Hollywood starlet. She don't want to be in GB.

1 hour ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Rogers is a I'm the smartest man in the room type of guy. And in truth, he very well may be most of the time. The problem is he ain’t always the smartest guy in the room. And that simple lack of self awareness makes him....well....an asshole.

Bryson Dechambeau is the exact same way. That’s why their pairing in The Match against Mickelson and Brady is going to be hard to watch. 

1 hour ago, Drew said:

I'm laughing at you guys thinking Shaileen Woodley is a spare.  She's not Olivia Munn, but she's very cute AND much more talented of an actress.  I think that's the big reason he wants to leave...she's a Hollywood starlet. She don't want to be in GB.

Yeah, that's gonna be a "no" for me dawg....

His homie Goose Jr. got punched in the face on their Hawaii vacation:

 

https://www.tmz.com/2021/05/28/miles-teller-punched-face-hawaii-wedding-restaurant/

 

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Miles Teller was assaulted during his vacation in Hawaii ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the incident occurred Wednesday at the Monkeypod Kitchen on the island of Maui, where Miles and his wife, Keleigh Sperry, were eating dinner. Sources who were at the restaurant tell TMZ, Miles was in the bathroom when a man confronted him and punched him in the face. We're told the 2 got into it outside the bathroom and Miles screamed that he was going to press charges.

Miles and Keleigh have been hanging out with Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley during their vacay.We reached out to a rep for Miles ... but so far, they have not commented on the incident.

 

 

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5 hours ago, Drew said:

I'm laughing at you guys thinking Shaileen Woodley is a spare. 

 

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6 hours ago, Drew said:

I'm laughing at you guys thinking Shaileen Woodley is a spare.  She's not Olivia Munn, but she's very cute AND much more talented of an actress.  I think that's the big reason he wants to leave...she's a Hollywood starlet. She don't want to be in GB.

Bea Arthur was a talented actress. No way I'm fucking her. 

Any reason for packer fans to cry in their cheese rolls and beer works for me. Everyone important skipping otas is a good start

8 hours ago, Deej said:

Bea Arthur was a talented actress. No way I'm fucking her. 

Well.... she's dead so.......

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Well.... she's dead so.......

... No condom needed?

32 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

... No condom needed?

Only for crime scene, DNA  anonymity ...

22 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Anal fixes everything

I’m sure there are plenty of better looking gold diggers willing to peg him on the reg. 

Woodly strikes me as very average looks and makes my list of people that make it in Hollywood that I just don’t get.  



I'm laughing at you guys thinking Shaileen Woodley is a spare.  She's not Olivia Munn, but she's very cute AND much more talented of an actress.


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Shailene isn’t all that attractive and her face seems to show signs of acne scars. And I don’t think she’s that great of an actor.

Still...Wood(ley).

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27 minutes ago, freyguy said:

And she has the body of a middle school boy.

People on this board think anyone without fake tits has the body of a middle school boy. Or they think Milana Vayntrub is perfect and right in their wheelhouse unless she gains a couple of pounds then she’s gross and must be pregnant. And most of you would still bang Fitlump if given the chance. 

28 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

People on this board think anyone without fake tits has the body of a middle school boy. Or they think Milana Vayntrub is perfect and right in their wheelhouse unless she gains a couple of pounds then she’s gross and must be pregnant. And most of you would still bang Fitlump if given the chance. 

I'm just not into adolescent boys, that's all.

She's better looking than the average American woman, but the average American woman falls in that deuce-deuce and a half range. By Hollywood standards, she's a spare. 

She’s weak by Super Bowl winning, multiple MVP winning, NFL QB standards.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

People on this board think anyone without fake tits has the body of a middle school boy. Or they think Milana Vayntrub is perfect and right in their wheelhouse unless she gains a couple of pounds then she’s gross and must be pregnant. And most of you would still bang Fitlump if given the chance. 

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Bea Arthur was a talented actress. No way I'm fucking her. 

Because she would fuck you.
People on this board think anyone without fake tits has the body of a middle school boy. Or they think Milana Vayntrub is perfect and right in their wheelhouse unless she gains a couple of pounds then she’s gross and must be pregnant. And most of you would still bang Fitlump if given the chance. 
She is an average chick at best. Nobody would pay attention to her at the beach. Calm down with your defending a 4 at best.

Well, Munn is dating this guy now, so maybe they both downgraded..... gives you Surly keyboard casanovas some hope.

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8 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Well, Munn is dating this guy now, so maybe they both downgraded..... gives you Surly keyboard casanovas some hope.

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Funny guys tend to punch above their weight class.

On 5/28/2021 at 8:00 PM, futureman said:

 

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Yep saw way better at the Mavs game last night

14 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Funny guys tend to punch above their weight class.

So do funny girls...... maybe Woodley is a fun girl.  I mean she reportedly bagged this before A-aron.

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A wise man once told me "Smart beats good looking, funny beats smart". 

 

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I don't really care one way or the other, but maybe she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

I'll say one thing for her, she's far better looking than supermodel Chrissy Teagan. So at least there's that...

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10 hours ago, DougO said:

I'll say one thing for her, she's far better looking than supermodel Chrissy Teagan. So at least there's that...

Hateful Chipmunk at Target 

is a great band name 

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18 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:
People on this board think anyone without fake tits has the body of a middle school boy. Or they think Milana Vayntrub is perfect and right in their wheelhouse unless she gains a couple of pounds then she’s gross and must be pregnant. And most of you would still bang Fitlump if given the chance. 

She is an average chick at best. Nobody would pay attention to her at the beach. Calm down with your defending a 4 at best.

Did you read my first post? Surely even you can’t be that dense. 

Did you read my first post? Surely even you can’t be that dense. 
Too much wine. And don't call me Shirley.

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