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His momma called shaggy...Imma call him shaggy

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8 hours ago, Red Sundance said:

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He ain't lying!

I mean I'm assuming the old shag will cease to exist at some point in the future. Then we can just change it back no? 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

I mean I'm assuming the old shag will cease to exist at some point in the future. Then we can just change it back no? 

I think we have to change it to Hornfans for about 5 years first....then it can become ShaggyBevo for 5 years and THEN we get to use ShaggyTexas.   I’m pretty sure that’s what the law requires.

I kinda feel bad for the guys that may not check shag for awhile then come back and it’s gone. 

 

Dicks

Has anybody fucked that Morgan dudes wife yet? 'Cause that'd make me feel a little bit better, knowing some Surly bastard has been laying pipe in his squaws teepee. 

27 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I fucked her

Did she Eskimoan?

32 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Did she Eskimoan?

Apparently all I can offer is a golf clap because my +Repulation is expired for the day.

23 minutes ago, TexOx said:

He beat Joe Louis’ ass. 

That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis' ass.

The Sur?  It'll work in time, but sounds like a coastal mountain range.

15 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis' ass.

Joe Louis was 75 years old when he fought!

A man has the right to change his name to whatever he wants to change it to. And if a man wants to be called Surly, God dammit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes, and call the man Surly!

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