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On Cocks.  Those morons deserve there own thread.

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Edited by LoneStarBiker

JFC, that first gif and the Baghdad Bob one never get old. 

The first time I saw this gif on shaggy, I fell out. I spit beer on my keyboard and laughed as the burning beer came out my nose. Good times.

5 hours ago, LoneStarBiker said:

On Cocks.  Those morons deserve there own thread.

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26 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

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but yes

Awww shit, of course I end up misspelling in the OP lol

5 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

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Holy hell.  I spit my Scotch all over my phone after seeing this.  How have I not seen this one before?

Of Loochi, how does a ~35 year old man still proudly sport a grunge-era goatee?

I think he's much closer to 40.

I think emotionally he's much closer to 13.

14 hours ago, ZipZapRap said:

Of Loochi, how does a ~35 year old man still proudly sport a grunge-era goatee?

It tends to absorb certain "substances" that would otherwise drip and possibly stain someone's bedazzled overalls. Prudent move on Loochies part..

Got a couple in my personal collection that need posting.

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15 hours ago, ZipZapRap said:

Of Loochi, how does a ~35 year old man still proudly sport a grunge-era goatee?

Because he's trying to hide his fat face

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

OMG.  He's a 40-year old man who looks and acts like that for a living?  If you're going to turn yourself into an assclown caricature for a living, why not do it in a field that's more lucrative than being a $9.95er?

Not enough .gifs in your post.  Back the the truck up.  

2 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Not enough .gifs in your post.  Back the the truck up.  

Okay.  Here some gifs of a few guys who turned themselves into jackasses for millions of dollars:

 

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Watched a few minutes of Jimbos after practice presser last night, he truly is Boomhauer in the flesh.

I'm pretty sure he talks so fast everyone in the room agreed to the $600 undercoating, paint protection and window etching package, and all think they got a great deal...the ones that even realize they agreed to it that is. Lulz..

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4 hours ago, LoneStarBiker said:

A couple gems from this thread for the lulz.

"Looch is legit"?!?!

"Daddy A&M"?!?!? 

Ok who's sock is etcetera, that can't be real. 

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Well to be fair, Corky was the “older brother”.

On 3/26/2018 at 5:24 PM, Katfid54 said:

OMG.  He's a 40-year old man who looks and acts like that for a living?  If you're going to turn yourself into an assclown caricature for a living, why not do it in a field that's more lucrative than being a $9.95er?

he makes a lot of money off aggy delusion

That's where I get my Longhorn recruiting news fix. 

Everytime I see a post from there, I look at the few friends I have that are aggy and think “would they say that?”  The usual answer is yes and then I drop a little bit of respect for em 

Gabe Bock on Texags radio always gushes about what practices are like now under Jimbo. That there's never a wasted minute in coaching, and how much it gets his dick hard.

 

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Gabe Bock on Texags radio always gushes about what practices are like now under Jimbo. That there's never a wasted minute in coaching, and how much it gets his dick hard.

 

Read that as "gashes"

I've never seen a teenage girl worship their idol as strong as Gabe Bock worships on aggy coaches. He makes the perfect sidekick for Chin Pubes.

Gabe Bock on Texags radio always gushes about what practices are like now under Jimbo. That there's never a wasted minute in coaching, and how much it gets his dick hard.
 
Practice stiffy?

They must have the milkmen out there getting the media guys fired up..

Looch and Gabe on the radio: "Her-man and your football program is associated with bunnies and fairy dust. And losing to Maryland. What an embarrassment of a program."

Apropos of nothing, obviously. I guess they are contractually obligated to interject Texas jabs into their conversation every hour. 

On ‎4‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 6:49 AM, sdm said:

I've never seen a teenage girl worship their idol as strong as Gabe Bock worships on aggy coaches. He makes the perfect sidekick for Chin Pubes.

This is what aggies do about ALL things Texas A&M. I still remember an aggie I know who bragged incessantly on Jaxson Appel. I mean, Jaxson Appel. Seriously?

28 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Looch and Gabe on the radio: "Her-man and your football program is associated with bunnies and fairy dust. And losing to Maryland. What an embarrassment of a program."

Apropos of nothing, obviously. I guess they are contractually obligated to interject Texas jabs into their conversation every hour. 

Cute how aggy keeps bringing up the Maryland loss (12 games ago) while ignoring the Wake Forest loss (last game aggy played). If Texas is an embarrassment, what does that make aggy? Liucci loves to play the faux superiority card, with zero basis in history or fact. 

2 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Cute how aggy keeps bringing up the Maryland loss (12 games ago) while ignoring the Wake Forest loss (last game aggy played). If Texas is an embarrassment, what does that make aggy? Liucci loves to play the faux superiority card, with zero basis in history or fact. 

Jokes on you, stupid sip. Jimbo's undefeated at aggy and he's won a national championship.  

On 4/2/2018 at 2:29 PM, Sejjr said:

Cute how aggy keeps bringing up the Maryland loss (12 games ago) while ignoring the Wake Forest loss (last game aggy played). If Texas is an embarrassment, what does that make aggy? Liucci loves to play the faux superiority card, with zero basis in history or fact. 

They'll never admit that Wake Forest put up 55 on an SEC defense. Shortly after Wake Forest scored at will on them, Luicci criticized Auburn for making the SEC look bad by getting beat by UCF. He was actually upset that UCF was trying to claim part of the National Championship that belonged to Alabama. 

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