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This is actually pretty cool, for anyone that lives in squalor

 

 

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Someone needs to set up a website that allows you to anonymously send a full ratbucket to friends and/or enemies. 

I would pay $100 for the service. 

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Mmmm what's that up there?

Crap.

Hey Carl.

Hey Mike.

Hey Sam.

Hey Nick.

Hey Sue.

Hey Julie.

 

No electrocution?  pfft.  Was that awesome thread on TOS or here?

Cool device though.  Fill it half way with water though so you don't have to deal with live vermin.

12 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

No electrocution?  pfft.  Was that awesome thread on TOS or here?

Cool device though.  Fill it half way with water though so you don't have to deal with live vermin.

Water? Pfft...

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get a bigger bucket, switch out the peanut butter with credit cards , we may be onto something 

 

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48 minutes ago, Blotto said:

get a bigger bucket, switch out the peanut butter with credit cards , we may be onto something 

 

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Put her on top of the bucket and you’d catch 3/4 of us. 

12 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Put her on top of the bucket and you’d catch 3/4 of us. 

[other 1/4 of surly posters] poor posture, would NOT bang! [/other 1/4 of surly posters]

I just saw a rat in my shed so I thinking of getting one and filling half full of battery acid.

2 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

No electrocution?  pfft.  Was that awesome thread on TOS or here?

Cool device though.  Fill it half way with water though so you don't have to deal with live vermin.

Look up mousetrap Mondays on youtube. 

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

Is Bucket of Rats

that much more compelling than

Bucket of Mice?

5/7/4...so close

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1 hour ago, Ten Bears said:

I just saw a rat in my shed so I thinking of getting one and filling half full of battery acid.

burn it

12 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

5/7/4...so close

Is Bucket of Rats

that much more compelling than

Bucket of Mice?  Rats!

I like like the Twitter comments with cats as avatars calling this cruel. Yes house cats are known for compassion and forgiveness and not torturing small creatures over many hours until all life is gone. "Too cruel,get a house cat!"smh

6 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

No electrocution?  pfft.  Was that awesome thread on TOS or here?

Cool device though.  Fill it half way with water though so you don't have to deal with live vermin.

I remember that thread. Wasn't the OP of that thread shooting them with a pellet gun? Then the sadists came out with suggestions on how to kill mice in more cruel and unusual punishments... yeah, good times.

if i was a marketer, i'd sell that bucket pre-filled with tannerite

Probably a better idea than I had last year when a mouse got in our house.  It got under the fridge, so I hid in the next room over and sniped at it with my kid's BB gun.  It was kind of fun.  Wife was not amused.

19 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Probably a better idea than I had last year when a mouse got in our house.  It got under the fridge, so I hid in the next room over and sniped at it with my kid's BB gun.  It was kind of fun.  Wife was not amused.

So a same sex marriage, then?  Good for you.  Glad y'all were able to adopt.

Two little rats fell into a bucket of cream. 

The first rat quickly gave up and drowned.  

The second rat wouldn't quit.  He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter.  And he crawled at.  

 

15 hours ago, Born to Run said:

I like like the Twitter comments with cats as avatars calling this cruel. Yes house cats are known for compassion and forgiveness and not torturing small creatures over many hours until all life is gone. "Too cruel,get a house cat!"smh

We had a cat that wouldn't touch their bodies. He would simply eat their brains out of the top of their heads and then leave them laying there.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

So a same sex marriage, then?  Good for you.  Glad y'all were able to adopt.

Touche.  

Buckets of rats
Buckets of mice
Got all them buckets and probably some lice
Buckets of moonbeams in my hand
You got all the love
Honey baby, I can stand
On 5/6/2021 at 4:24 PM, Crapinon said:

We had a cat that wouldn't touch their bodies. He would simply eat their brains out of the top of their heads and then leave them laying there.

As a warning to the others?

On 5/6/2021 at 4:24 PM, Crapinon said:

We had a cat that wouldn't touch their bodies. He would simply eat their brains out of the top of their heads and then leave them laying there.

That's fucking metal.

Leave all the rats in the bucket with no food. They will begin to eat each other. Once you have a final, super rat, let it loose in your enemy’s home.

Why innovate? There was nothing wrong with the current method

 

 

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While I was at UT I walked into the wrong physiology lab and came across a garbage can full of rats in water. Rat on top of rat struggling to keep their snout above water. I suppose they were being exercised before being cut open or some such exam. Horrifying  

20 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

While I was at UT I walked into the wrong physiology lab and came across a garbage can full of rats in water. Rat on top of rat struggling to keep their snout above water. I suppose they were being exercised before being cut open or some such exam. Horrifying  

Dude

I made one of these.  It worked the same and had sort of a MacGyver feel to it.

 

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7 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

While I was at UT I walked into the wrong physiology lab and came across a garbage can full of rats in water. Rat on top of rat struggling to keep their snout above water. I suppose they were being exercised before being cut open or some such exam. Horrifying  

"Baby, you got a stew going."  /CarlWeathers

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