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Denton came to fuckin play. 

we don't recruit westlake corners right?

Westlake = 2005 USC?

Never been punched back before?

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

That james van der beek/HEB commercial is pretty great

Yep… Better than the Jackass in The Box commercials. 

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

we don't recruit westlake corners right?

They've had dominant front 7 play forever but when they have a weakness it's their secondary. Even my second rate ass beat their 1994 State finalist team deep repeatedly. You'll recall that TJT with Marc Broyles figured that out in the title game and threw more than they had all year to win. They couldn't just line up and run it on them. 

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Westlake = 2005 USC?

Never been punched back before?

SC almost lost 2 games that year. 

4 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Nope

Guyer got 2 penalties and a slant that hit the ground but refs called it a catch that drive. They’ve gotten every break possible. With Westlakes d and o line are gonna wear them out 

Score ?

 

meeting a nice single mom and hoping to get a blow job tonight 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Score ?

 

meeting a nice single mom and hoping to get a blow job tonight 

From the mom or the kid?

14-13 Guyer.

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Westlake QB is a 5 star? Hmm


system qb 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

From the mom or the kid?

14-13 Guyer.


kid is at his dad’s. She just texted asking to spend the night. I think I’m good 

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Westlake QB is a 5 star? Hmm

I’m actually less impressed the more I watch him. He’s mostly just throw it up to his superior receivers and hope for the best.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

SC almost lost 2 games that year. 

Leinert still thinks they good...

4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Guyer got 2 penalties and a slant that hit the ground but refs called it a catch that drive. They’ve gotten every break possible. With Westlakes d and o line are gonna wear them out 

Guyer botching a punt and Westlake scoring a TD wasn’t a break?

Just now, Helobious said:

I’m actually less impressed the more I watch him. He’s mostly just throw it up to his superior receivers and hope for the best.

Matthew Stafford has made a career outta that shit.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Guyer botching a punt and Westlake scoring a TD wasn’t a break?

True. In fairness to that, Westlake has blocked like a billion punts this year 

Guyer is not adjusting to Westlake's badass pass rush.

The QB draw ain't fucking working on the 30th time in a  row.

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Score ?

 

meeting a nice single mom and hoping to get a blow job tonight 

I do a lot of work for single mothers. Well I help them get their start

-Steve Martin 

PI on a ball thrown away?

HS officials. Probably should have been holding/illegal contact. Obviously not PI.

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I’ve liked taking Murphy more than Klubnik all along.  Ewers is orders of magnitude more talented.   I’ve always felt Klubnik was a worse prospect coming out of high school than Ehlinger, yet he’s rated much higher.  

That Dodge system, combined with the influence of Austin area people on these rankings when Westlake wins a lot and they feel their oats, has the perception of Klubnik inflated quite a bit.  Nothing pops about the actual physical ability, and running Dodge’s system against high school teams doesn’t mean you’re Tom Brady when it comes to intangibles and processing the game. 


most everything out of Austin is extremely overrated 

Just now, crum said:

PI on a ball thrown away?

Yeah, bad call. Maybe defensive holding can happen but the ball was 10 yards out of bounds and clearly uncatchable. 

Westlake is still the better team so will most likely win this but I think the talk of best ever unstoppable offense looks a little questionable right now.

6 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I’ve liked taking Murphy more than Klubnik all along.  Ewers is orders of magnitude more talented.   I’ve always felt Klubnik was a worse prospect coming out of high school than Ehlinger, yet he’s rated much higher.  

That Dodge system, combined with the influence of Austin area people on these rankings when Westlake wins a lot and they feel their oats, has the perception of Klubnik inflated quite a bit.  Nothing pops about the actual physical ability, and running Dodge’s system against high school teams doesn’t mean you’re Tom Brady when it comes to intangibles and processing the game. 

He can't be worse than the DJ guy. 

Burke looks fantastic

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, bad call. Maybe defensive holding can happen but the ball was 10 yards out of bounds and clearly uncatchable. 

Westlake is still the better team so will most likely win this but I think the talk of best ever unstoppable offense looks a little questionable right now.

Beating Katy the way they did and some headline reading probably got to their heads a little bit 

Guyer does have 4 D1 guys in the secondary and have managed a pretty good pass rush

To be a fly on the wall at half. Dodge is going to go fucking nuclear on these kids.

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

He’s pretty short. Gets picked on by other offenses. 
 

not sure wtf is going on with Cade. Hasn’t looked like this ever

 

1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

Guyer does have 4 D1 guys in the secondary and have managed a pretty good pass rush

Yep, he looks like he's facing a pass rush and covered receivers. He's a talented prospect and great high school QB but all QBs look different in that situation than when they have time and wide open receivers. 

He’s pretty short. Gets picked on by other offenses. 
 
not sure wtf is going on with Cade. Hasn’t looked like this ever

The O line is getting worked. He’s flustered.
4 minutes ago, blacklab said:

not sure wtf is going on with Cade. Hasn’t looked like this ever

AIDS probably.

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