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Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.

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#251

She saw the election results and decided to run for governor?  A very keen political sense she has there.

#252
39 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

She's going to lose really badly.  Like, embarassingly so.

 

The only chance she has of maybe pulling an upset is to repudiate Trump, maga, etc fully.  Thing is, no one forgets what she morphed into the past 4 years.

I figure she will do that anyway after essentially being told to go back to the kitchen after her UN appointment was pulled by Trump.

 

 

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#256
21 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

The only chance she has of maybe pulling an upset is to repudiate Trump, maga, etc fully.  Thing is, no one forgets what she morped into the past 4 years.

I figure she will do that anyway after essentially being told to go back to the kitchen after her UN appointment was pulled by Trump.

 

 

 

This ad is going to fuck her up

Meet Sellout @EliseStefanik.

 

#258
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

This ad is going to fuck her up

Meet Sellout @EliseStefanik.

 

We need more of this kind of thing nationwide.  

#259

Was her existing seat in any kind of risk? Looks like that seat was blue up until 2012

#262

The physical transformation of some of these folks is pretty amazing.  I guess deep down they have a lot of self loathing.

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#265
12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Womp womp

 

What amazes me is how these fucking morons never get it.  All that constant sucking on Trump's dick will get you is a gut full of rancid jizz, without even a thank you.  "Could you hand me that towel to wipe up, sir?  Sir?  Where are you going?"

Debasing yourself is stupid.

Debasing yourself for no fucking reason in the end is MAGA-stupid.

#267
18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What amazes me is how these fucking morons never get it.  All that constant sucking on Trump's dick will get you is a gut full of rancid jizz, without even a thank you.  "Could you hand me that towel to wipe up, sir?  Sir?  Where are you going?"

Debasing yourself is stupid.

Debasing yourself for no fucking reason in the end is MAGA-stupid.

Could get you a pardon.

#268
2 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Could get you a pardon.

Nope.  Debasing won't get you that.  Payola will.

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#269

Guess she didn't have time to get her new pants hemmed...

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#272
2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also just a side note.

Kathy Hochul is very attractive at her age.

Shoot, I would've thought she was younger than Kristi Noem

#274
On 12/8/2025 at 2:43 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Womp womp

 

 

On 12/8/2025 at 2:57 PM, Brisketexan said:

What amazes me is how these fucking morons never get it.  All that constant sucking on Trump's dick will get you is a gut full of rancid jizz, without even a thank you.  "Could you hand me that towel to wipe up, sir?  Sir?  Where are you going?"

Debasing yourself is stupid.

Debasing yourself for no fucking reason in the end is MAGA-stupid.

I guarantee Trump’s non endorsement will push her to do even more in order to get that endorsement. I bet she’s scheduled campaign events at Trump properties in order to funnel more money to him. 

#276
1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Shoot, I would've thought she was younger than Kristi Noem

Pretty sure the oak trees on campus are younger than Kristi Noem.

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#277
2 hours ago, speed817 said:

Guess she didn't have time to get her new pants hemmed...

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#280
20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

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That would actually explain a lot. She acts like a 12 year old. Just like the rest of them. 

#284

She's not "photogenic" enough.  If you know what I mean.

She'll be in Mike Lindell's "TV" channel.

#286

There have definitely been faster political downfalls than Elise has suffered over the past year but it's been nice to see how tortured she's been over these last 18 months. Wasn't she a finalist to be Trump's VP candidate, and now she will soon be out of a job.

#287
2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There have definitely been faster political downfalls than Elise has suffered over the past year but it's been nice to see how tortured she's been over these last 18 months. Wasn't she a finalist to be Trump's VP candidate, and now she will soon be out of a job.

she'll cry into the grifted dollars that certainly await her on the other side. i don't feel an ounce of sorry for her

#288

Perhaps she’ll resign her seat early like MTG so we’ll get closer to a Dem majority

#291
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Bye girl

 

"On this week's episode of 'Raging Cunts Getting Theirs,'* Elise Stefanik!"

 

* Pretty sure it's on Netflix.  But not 100% sure.  Maybe Starz.

#293

Tried to sell her soul, found no buyers.  This came on the heels of her disastrous public appearance in a ruby red district, at which the crowd was openly hostile.  Apparently, being a bootlicker to a soulless narcissist isn't the way to political advancement. 


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#295

When I heard this news today I was getting a propane fill at U-Haul and it was so satisfying I almost asked the attendee for a cigarette. 

#296
8 hours ago, Post Oak said:

She'll get a show on Fox

8 hours ago, Macanudo said:

She's not "photogenic" enough.  If you know what I mean.

She'll be in Mike Lindell's "TV" channel.

8 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There have definitely been faster political downfalls than Elise has suffered over the past year but it's been nice to see how tortured she's been over these last 18 months. Wasn't she a finalist to be Trump's VP candidate, and now she will soon be out of a job.

7 hours ago, Red Five said:

She's not a Stephen Miller or RFK Jr. She's someone who knows better, like Rubio. That almost makes it worse. 

She’s young and knows better like Red Five said.  She’s not MTG who hit her ceiling with MAGA.

Shes getting out now while the getting is good, lays really low, “family time”,  and then comes back in 2028 or 2030.  

She’s too fucking devious and ambitious to give it all up now.

#297

Wyoming Senator Cynthia Lummis is also not going to run for re-election. Both she and Stefanik will probably finish their terms I'm guessing.

#298
12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Trump ending the careers of both Stefanik and Matt Gaetz will never not be funny.

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#299
13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Trump ending the careers of both Stefanik and Matt Gaetz will never not be funny.

Oh yeah, whatever happened to that pedophile?  And I mean Gaetz in this instance.

#300
5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh yeah, whatever happened to that pedophile?  And I mean Gaetz in this instance.

He’s a reporter who covers the Pentagon I think.

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