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Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.

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well, color me surprised. they fucking elected her to replace cheney

Yep. 134-46 with some other write-ins

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yep. 134-46 with some other write-ins

I'm watching mccarthy speak right now. i think i hate him. i might start a thread about him

Can we change the thread title to incorporate the word “ ditchpig”

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

Elise Stefanik: The congresswoman Trump wants to replace Liz Cheney

GOP congresswoman complains she was 'canceled' for inciting Capitol violence

How it started/how it’s going

Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a hook in it.  

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

Elise Stefanik: The congresswoman Trump wants to replace Liz Cheney

 

 

who is the creeper in the middle?

 

lol Y’all have never heard “ditchpig”??

Don’t know where my gump ass picked it up, since it’s apparently a Canadian insult??

But I love it. I actually can’t believe I’ve never used it here before now.

It’s so perfectly illustrative of women like Elise and MGT.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

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And her "dating" profile would look like this:

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Not that any of that matters, of course. 

I think that any love is good lovin'
So I took what I could get, mmm . . . 
Ooh, ooh, she looked at me with big brown eyes
And said . . . You ain't seen nothin' yet

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

Elise Stefanik: The congresswoman Trump wants to replace Liz Cheney

Upstate 7.

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

How it started/how it’s going

I don’t care what she looks like, but from those two photos it looks like living a life filled with hate for others ages you in a way similar to what meth does.

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7 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

Elise Stefanik: The congresswoman Trump wants to replace Liz Cheney

GOP congresswoman complains she was 'canceled' for inciting Capitol violence

did she eat Liz Cheney?

She looks like the chubby 5 in a sorority that lets EVERYONE hit. I'm sure wherever she went she's a part of sorostitute lore.

On 5/14/2021 at 10:08 AM, Underdog said:

Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a hook in it.  

“... looks good on her, though.”

 

 

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Well, she kissed his ass enough to now be #3 in the House Republican leadership. That's quite the rapid ascent. 

 

 

 

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32 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

What a stupid cunt. 

Yep. That’s all that needs to be said about her ever. 

Between the lady running for Senate in PA and Elise, it is obvious Rs know they can say something to whip up their base but then easily deny ever saying it. Journalist and Americans don’t care. 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Any quotable "rationale" will do for the fanatical faithful. In their minds, now satisfied with this explanation, they can turn to outrage that poor Elise is being persecuted by the socialist baby-blood-bathers. That's, of course, if they had any problem with what Elise said in the first place.

Narrator: They didn't. 

12 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Between the lady running for Senate in PA and Elise, it is obvious Rs know they can say something to whip up their base but then easily deny ever saying it. Journalist and Americans don’t care. 

Neat little trick right? It used to be if you said stupid/crazy things your career would soon be over. Now you can say whatever the hell you want and then follow it up with "that's not what I meant/stupid liberal media misquoted me" etc.

Or in the case of Trump, you eventually come back to "actually that's exactly what I meant". 

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Makes sense. Like the popular pedoatric medications pedolyte and pedosure. 

 

lol

I’m so proud of my pedo for making the Dean’s List.

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5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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3 hours ago, lemonlime said:

 

There's some good shit at that link.

Distracted from caring for her’s and Gym’s new kid.  

15 hours ago, C-Man said:

There's some good shit at that link.

Toby has been busy

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And keeping true to the GOP grift angle, Toby will even let you pay him for his efforts! I would like to think that no magtard would be dumb enough to actually donate money to him, but who am I kidding. 

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