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  • Dr. Teeth
    Dr. Teeth

    I’m extremely happy that crowd went out miserable. 

  • NorthLoop
    NorthLoop

    Seriously. That was us vs. a top 8 team on the road against their ace and we gutted out a W. Tell me this team ain't Omaha worthy. 

  • South Austin
    South Austin

    They can gargle our balls for a full nine innings.

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Honestly, it doesn't even matter that UT will be one game out of first. This series is going to do wonders for the Horns RPI status for the postseason. Fuck the roaches!

Edited by MuellerHorn

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Also, the strikeout siren when you're down 6 runs is super gay.

Fixed.

We are now wet shitting in their mouth's @Lobo style

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

Honestly, it doesn't even matter that UT will be one game out of first. This series is going to do wonders for the Horns RPI status for the postseason. Fuck the roaches!

Oh, yes.  I'd love to steal the conference championship, but locking up that Super is the key.

7 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Getting ahead of myself, but this would be a great way to close out this series:

6.5. 5 10-Run Rule. ... By Conference rule, however, in Big 12 Conference play, the mercy-rule (10-run lead after the seventh inning) will be enforced only for double-headers, the last playing opportunity of a series and the non-championship games of the Big 12 Championship.

Who knew?  Glorious.

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Don't name your kid River Ridings

River Ridings the pine right now.

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Don't name your kid River Ridings

No shit. That last name has Richard written all over it.

7 minutes ago, BERT said:

That’s so awesome!! Never seen it before and I can’t stop laughing 

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This is fun. Having Pete as our 3rd starter is a luxury. 

Just now, LTtxfan said:

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LMAO y’all are killing me. Just like we’re killing the roaches today. 

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

In their mouth's what?

Uvulas 

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Fixed.

This may be the gayest apparatus in college sports.  NTTAWT.

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Definitely the most annoying.

Back to back weeks in which the offense has gone off on Sunday against good teams. 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

This may be the gayest apparatus in college sports.  NTTAWT.

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Definitely the most annoying.

 

Pleated khakis? 

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lol, we're gonna run rule them at home.

In front of their bitchass fans.

This weekend series (and this thread) with its ups and downs and UPS is what makes baseball great.  Close these guys out in 7. 

Edited by CycleTex87

Just now, HeyMcFly said:

I missed yesterday’s game. Cliffs on the 2-1?

Great Stevens performance wasted by bad baserunning and poor RISP hitting. 

Just now, HeyMcFly said:

I missed yesterday’s game. Cliffs on the 2-1?

We ran ourselves out of a run or two, at least, in the first three innings. Stevens was pretty fantastic.  Obvs a pitcher's duel.

2 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

I missed yesterday’s game. Cliffs on the 2-1?

We had 47 runners out on idiotic plays in scoring position and went 0-93 with the remaining RISP.

Just got home and turned this on. Any reaction from the wannabe Clipper Coppers in the stands.

6 minutes ago, wood said:

We had 47 runners out on idiotic plays in scoring position and went 0-93 with the remaining RISP.

Yep that sums it up perfectly.

Please god get Faltine in for the 10th run so we can run rule these fuckers in the bottom of the 7th. 

I'm becoming ambivalent about run ruling the roaches.  It may be better for their pain to endure for two more innings.

I know that unwritten baseball rules say you don’t bunt when you’re up big, but getting a tenth run right there might have saved some potential wear and tear. 

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

I know that unwritten baseball rules say you don’t bunt when you’re up big, but getting a tenth run right there might have saved some potential wear and tear. 

We're off next weekend, so that's not a big deal.

4 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Kennedy just looks miserable at the plate.  Defeated.

No plan... Late on the fastball, swinging at breaking balls out of the zone, just hoping to make contact.

I know it's Mother's Day and graduation weekend and whatever other stupid excuse you want to make, but the fact that no one seems to have shown up to the park on a beautiful day in FW with a chance to clinch a tie for the reg season crown is PATHETIC. 

2 minutes ago, chase25 said:

No plan... Late on the fastball, swinging at breaking balls out of the zone, just hoping to make contact.

Just like my golf game.

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